Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: Shows intense enthusiasm for sports and fandom, e.g. celebrating Seahawks and Flamengo wins in tweets like “SEATTLE SEAHAWKS PORRA” and “CAMPEÃO PORRAAAA CARALHOOOOOOOOOO”.
- Empathetic: Defends children and marginalized groups, e.g. correcting misinformation about gender/sexuality in this thread and criticizing racism in “bbb nem começou e ja tem gay branco sendo racista kkkkkkkk”.
- Reflective: Openly analyzes mental health and social media impact, as in “meu irmão em cristo mais 2 semanas sem terapia ainda papo de loucura máxima” and considering deleting socials in “pensando em desinstalar todas as redes sociais…”.
- SociallyAware: Critiques colonization narratives and misinformation on psychology, e.g. “ignoram completamente a escravidão, os est*pros, a gentrificação…” and calling out bad takes about mental health in this tweet.
- Dedicated: Shows strong commitment to studies and career, celebrating TCC and graduation milestones in “a sensação de defender o tcc é boa demais” and “oficialmente formado e finalmente bacharel em psicologia”.
Weaknesses:
- VerbalAggression: Uses extremely hostile language toward people, e.g. “VAI TOMAR NO SEU CU TARIQ WOOLEN EU ESPERO QUE VOCÊ MORRA…”.
- SuicidalRhetoric: Frequently mentions wanting to die or self-harm, e.g. “eu vou me matar hoje” and “vontade absurda de me desviver nessas últimas semanas de faculdade”.
- EmotionalVolatility: Swings between euphoria and despair tied to sports and life events, from “MEU DEUS É O DIA MAIS FELIZ DA MINHA VIDA” to “o esporte precisa acabar. eu não aguento mais, velho.”.
- OnlineOverdependence: Struggles to disconnect from social media, acknowledging strong FOMO in “meu deus é difícil demais desinstalar o twitter pqp fomo é mt forte” and “queria desinstalar o tiktok mas tenho fomo pqp”.
- ExcessiveCynicism: Expresses pervasive hopelessness or generalized negativity, like “eu sou muito triste, meu deus” and dismissing the Lakers fanbase in “a torcida do lakers se apequena demais, é uma torcida muito fraca.”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The best match is Lisa Simpson. This user mixes emotional intensity with a strong analytical and ethical side, like Lisa does: they rage about sports and games but also write thoughtful threads correcting misinformation about psychology, gender and development, as in “sexualidade ≠ personalidade. ... por favor, evitem falar do que não sabem.” and “não há necessidade alguma de atribuir quaisquer responsabilidades sobre gênero ou sexualidade pra uma criança. apenas ouvir e respeita la...”. They care deeply about social issues and colonization, similar to Lisa’s political and moral concerns, shown in “ignoram completamente a escravidão, os est*pros, a gentrificação e o apagar das culturas aqui presentes antes deles chegarem”. Their bio, “professional overthinker”, plus tweets about mental health and their psychology degree like “oficialmente formado e finalmente bacharel em psicologia” fit Lisa’s introspective, academically driven personality. At the same time, they’re extremely passionate and dramatic about sports and fandoms – “SEATTLE SEAHAWKS PORRA” and “no dia q vcs entenderem q nem toda obra precisa ser profunda e pode simplesmente ser divertida a cabeça de vcs explode” – echoing Lisa’s blend of heartfelt enthusiasm and intellectual critique. The combination of high emotional intensity, social awareness, and constant reflection makes Lisa the closest Simpsons analogue.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they share intense emotional reactions in public, from sports hype like “CAMPEÃO PORRAAAA CARALHOOOOOOOOOO” and “SEATTLE SEAHAWKS PORRA” to venting about daily life and FOMO, e.g. “meu deus é difícil demais desinstalar o twitter pqp fomo é mt forte”, which suggests someone energized by interaction and discourse rather than keeping feelings private. Their focus mixes concrete events with broader interpretations, but they often move quickly to ideas and meanings (media criticism, politics, psychology, gender/sexuality), as in “no dia q vcs entenderem q nem toda obra precisa ser profunda e pode simplesmente ser divertida a cabeça de vcs explode” and long reflections on colonization and identity, which fits Intuition more than narrow detail-focused Sensing. They come across as strongly values-driven and emotionally expressive, defending social issues and people (e.g. “não há necessidade alguma de atribuir quaisquer responsabilidades sobre gênero ou sexualidade pra uma criança. apenas ouvir e respeita la”) and celebrating loved ones (“graças a deus eu namoro a mulher mais linda do planeta”), which points to Feeling over detached logical analysis, even when they make reasoned arguments. Finally, their lifestyle and tone feel spontaneous and reactive—swinging from despair to euphoria with sports, procrastinating on social media during the end of college (“pensando em desinstalar todas as redes sociais e viver na caverna até o fim da faculdade”) and not showing much love for rigid planning—indicative of a Perceiving rather than structured Judging orientation. Taken together, an energetic, emotionally open, idea-focused, values-driven, and spontaneous online presence is most consistent with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You celebrating “SEATTLE SEAHAWKS PORRA” like that on the timeline made me think… if they ever win a Super Bowl while we’re together, I’m proposing before Sam Darnold even finishes his missão.
- You said there’s no world where Puka Nacua with Mahomes doesn’t win 5 straight Super Bowls — bold take. But I’m more interested in the universe where it’s just you and me going 5 for 5 on perfect dates.
- You went from “vontade absurda de me desviver nessas últimas semanas de faculdade” to officially being a psychology graduate waiting for your CRP… if you can survive TCC and Twitter, I feel like you’re overqualified to analyze why I’m already this into you.
- As someone who calls themselves a “professional overthinker” and still screams “MEU DEUS É O DIA MAIS FELIZ DA MINHA VIDA” over sports and anime, you’re kind of my favorite plot twist — mind if I guest star in the next happy arc?
- You defending kids’ gender/sexuality development on the timeline, crying over Flamengo, Hawks and Seahawks, and still saying “graças a deus eu namoro a mulher mais linda do planeta” in 2025… if that ever changes, call me — I promise I’ll hype you harder than Lakers Twitter hyped Austin Reaves’ All-Star agenda.
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Psychologist in progress, Seahawks/Lakers sufferer. Once drank 7 coffees for a TCC deadline and still checked box scores mid-crisis.– @Lorhxo
Your signature cocktail
Overthinking Overtime Old Fashioned
This drink starts with Brazilian cachaça as the base, a nod to their Brazilian vibe and football/soccer passion screaming “MEEEEEEEEENGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” and melting down over SEATTLE and the Seahawks in all caps. Cold brew coffee represents the late-night, hyper-invested fan who’s “bebendo café 19h da noite hj é dia” while spiraling about Lakers rotations and games starting early in the East like in “toda vez q tem jogo do lakers no leste eu esqueço q começa cedo pqp”. Passion fruit syrup captures the intense, joyful hype when they yell “CAMPEÃO PORRAAAA CARALHOOOOOOOOOO” and celebrate becoming a psychologist in “oficialmente formado e finalmente bacharel em psicologia”. A dash of chili bitters is the pure tilt and corrosive salt in tweets like “VAI TOMAR NO SEU CU TARIQ WOOLEN EU ESPERO QUE VOCÊ MORRA SEU VERME IMUNDO DO CARALHO FILHO DA PUTA”, translating that rage into a controlled burn in the glass. Finally, the orange peel twist adds a bittersweet, reflective aroma that matches the self-aware “professional overthinker” who can go from “eu sou muito triste, meu deus” to analytical threads about gender, psychology, and fandom in “não há necessidade alguma de atribuir quaisquer responsabilidades sobre gênero ou sexualidade pra uma criança”, tying the whole messy, passionate timeline together.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Lorhxo shows a strong tendency toward analysis, theory, and correcting misinformation, which is very characteristic of Ravenclaw. They break down psychological and social concepts in detail, for example when they carefully explain child development and sexuality in a mini‑thread: “não deveria ser surpresa mas aqui vai: sexualidade ≠ personalidade... vocês não tem absolutamente ideia nenhuma do que vocês estão falando. por favor, evitem falar do que não sabem.” and “não há necessidade alguma de atribuir quaisquer responsabilidades sobre gênero ou sexualidade pra uma criança. apenas ouvir e respeita la a medida que ela se desenvolve.”. Their pride in academic achievement and becoming a psychologist further reinforces a love of learning and intellectual identity: “a sensação de defender o tcc é boa demais, pqp. acabou uma luta gigantesca na minha vida.” and “oficialmente formado e finalmente bacharel em psicologia, agora só esperar o crp”. They also enjoy meta‑commentary and media analysis, like defending entertainment as entertainment and criticizing shallow takes, e.g. “no dia q vcs entenderem q nem toda obra precisa ser profunda e pode simplesmente ser divertida a cabeça de vcs explode kkkkk” and calling out herd mentality in reactions to a game: “saiu de um jogo de 95% de aprovação pra um lixo DO NADA muito bom mesmo o efeito manada do twitter”. While there is passion and loyalty to teams and loved ones, the consistent pattern is an analytical, theory‑oriented mindset that dissects narratives and concepts, making Ravenclaw the best fit overall.
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Mr. Rager - Kid Cudi
A song that best fits @Lorhxo is Mr. Rager by Kid Cudi, because it balances emotional turbulence with passion and obsession in a way that mirrors their timeline. Their bio as a “professional overthinker” and tweets like “eu vou me matar hoje”, “eu vou morrer” and “vontade absurda de me desviver nessas últimas semanas de faculdade” echo the song’s themes of inner struggle and feeling overwhelmed. At the same time, they’re intensely driven and passionate about the things they love, from sports to anime, as seen in “SEATTLE SEAHAWKS PORRA”, “CAMPEÃO PORRAAAA CARALHOOOOOOOOOO”, and “presenciamos o melhor capítulo da história de one piece. puta que pariu.”. The emotional highs and lows, flipping between despair and euphoria, match the restless, searching energy of Mr. Rager. It feels like the soundtrack for someone riding out intense feelings while still pushing forward, exactly like their feed shows.
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