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The user’s introspective, high‑brow interests and frequent feelings of being misunderstood mirror Lisa’s intellectual and emotional profile. They lament being excluded from popular culture, as in "i wish i could just erase everything about stranger things from my life rn bc everyone keeps talking about it…" which reflects Lisa’s outsider status at school. Their self‑critical and depressive moments, like "and i just sit like that throughout the WHOLE hangout ✌️ just end my life", echo Lisa’s occasional melancholy about the world’s injustices. Their passion for niche media and gaming ("I HATE WINDTRACE I ALWAYS LOSE BOTH AS REBEL AND HUNTER 😭😭😭") shows the same obsessive curiosity Lisa displays for learning and hobbies. Finally, the user’s self‑analysis ("im lowk immune to varesa propaganda") and desire for deeper meaning align with Lisa’s analytical INTJ‑like traits.

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The user displays strong introverted tendencies, avoiding social interaction and preferring solitude, as seen in tweets like i hate phone calls ts is so stressful like please pls pls dont ever do this to me and i just sit like that throughout the WHOLE hangout ✌️ just end my life. Their communication is abstract and future‑oriented, focusing on ideas and patterns rather than concrete details, e.g., social media killed romance i sigh and look at this fuckass app and why can’t we have more slots in the team awful game design 👎👎👎👎. Decision‑making leans toward logical analysis, highlighted by comments such as im lowk immune to varesa propaganda 😓 and I hate that every documentary video on yt feels like it has been written by ai. They show a preference for structure, planning and goal‑completion, evident in im so happy i passed all of my exams AND I GOT A FUCKING 100% ON THE LAST ONE and i finally reached 200 spd cyrene put me to rest. These traits align with the INTJ profile.

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She/Her. Ukrainian gamer, anime & Genshin/HSR fan, law student, translator for game mods. Once spent $1.2k on a midnight jacket—no regrets.– @losercornotopia

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The drink blends the sweet, nostalgic taste of mango—referencing the user’s favorite 'monster mango loco' drink—with the deep, brooding notes of bourbon, echoing their INTJ 5w4 introspection and dark humor. Its burgundy hue from blackberry liqueur mirrors their love of 'burgundy' as a favorite color. A splash of ginger beer adds a sharp, jittery edge, much like their frantic tweets about 'i just sit like that throughout the WHOLE hangout ✌️ just end my life' and 'I HATE phone calls ts is so stressful like please pls pls dont ever do this to me'. The bitters give a lingering bitterness, reflecting the self‑deprecating lines such as 'im so cringe how am i even real' and 'why are you crying, Lain? because you deleted yourself from everyone's memory?'. Altogether it’s a bittersweet cocktail that captures both the playful 'FUCK YAALLLLLLLL YESSS' energy and the melancholy of 'i wish i could just erase everything about stranger things from my life rn'.

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The user repeatedly shows ambition and a drive for recognition, such as "WHAT THE FUCK I ACTUALLY MADE IT TO TOP 1 🥹🥹🥹" and "im so happy i passed all of my exams AND I GOT A FUCKING 100% ON THE LAST ONE". They are eager to promote themselves on social media, posting "if you see this tweet do it! 🫵" and constantly sharing self‑promo tweets like "heyy #promotwt #moothunt ... looking for interactive moots im funny". Their statements reveal a willingness to be ruthless and resourceful, for example "i might be an evil bitch" and "i have an irresistible urge to bite his head off". They also boast about gaming achievements, claiming "i just finished all nod krai archon quests" and "i finally reached 200 spd cyrene" which shows strategic drive. These traits of ambition, self‑promotion and cunning align closely with Slytherin values.

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The user repeatedly expresses feeling like an outsider and self‑loathing, as seen in tweets like "and i just sit like that throughout the WHOLE hangout ✌️ just end my life" and "im so cringe how am i even real". The lyric "I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo" from Radiohead's "Creep" mirrors this sentiment perfectly. Their constant struggle for validation is evident in "i feel like once someone gets a hit tweet it changes the person forever they just keep pushing for the likes for the rest of their lives". The song’s theme of not fitting in and yearning for acceptance captures the user's emotional landscape, especially when they lament being ignored about shows like Stranger Things. Even brief moments of triumph, such as "WHAT THE FUCK I ACTUALLY MADE IT TO TOP 1", highlight the desperate desire for recognition that the song also speaks to.

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