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The user’s pattern of chronic self‑harm, suicidal thoughts, extreme self‑loathing and constant pleas for attention most closely mirrors Moe Szyslak, the perpetually depressed bartender. Moe often describes himself as a loser, expresses hopelessness and repeatedly attempts suicide, just as the user writes "oh fuck me i'm pathetic" and "please kill me". The user’s obsession with self‑injury ("i need more arm scars so bad i suppose cutting will be my weekend activity", "i'm cutting as soon as i'm sure my parents are asleep") parallels Moe’s self‑destructive coping through alcohol. Both are isolated, feel ignored by friends and family, and constantly seek validation ("someone please convince me to worsen my ed and relapse", "i want to be cutspo"). The user’s desperate cries for help ("my mum saw my cuts… please kill me") echo Moe’s frequent suicidal moments in the show.

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The user’s tweets are highly personal and inward‑focused, showing introversion (e.g., "i’m not okay i’m unwell", "i need attention"). They constantly describe concrete sensory details about cutting, scars, and physical pain, indicating a sensing preference (e.g., "i love how they change when i move my hand", "how do cutting burn calories??"). Their decisions are driven by strong emotions rather than logical analysis, reflecting feeling (e.g., "i hate everything", "i love my scars"). Finally, the impulsive, spontaneous nature of their posts—talking about relapsing "tonight", "gonna cut my thigh with a pencil sharpener blade" without planning—shows a perceiving style.

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Aspiring writer, cat lover, coffee addict, sharing art & thoughts. 🎨☕️ #LifeInProgress– @loseronshtwt

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The Razor's Edge Relapse mixes dark, bitter, and fiery flavors to mirror the user’s cycle of clean periods and sudden, painful relapses. The black vodka and charcoal syrup represent the “silently suffering” darkness they describe, while blood orange juice and grenadine echo the recurring line "i smell like blood [picture]". A dash of habanero‑infused tequila adds the sharp, cutting sensation that the user craves, as they write "i need more arm scars so bad i suppose cutting will be my weekend activity [picture]". The cocktail’s bitter finish reflects their self‑destructive urges, captured in tweets like "relapsing after 6 months clean !! 🧵 [picture]" and "i want to relapse so bad i'm losing it im losing my mind i cant do this for any longer [picture]". Finally, the garnish of a razor‑thin lemon twist reminds them of the constant battle between wanting help and seeking more pain, echoing "my mum saw my cuts and said she's getting me help… please kill me [picture]".

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The user shows a strong drive for personal ambition and competition, as in 'im gonna lose my marbles i found out one of my friends also has an ed ... i always want to be worse than her'. They also display cunning resourcefulness, using everyday objects for self‑harm, e.g., 'im stealing a sharpener from school tmrw for deeper cuts cuz my current ones so blunt' and 'got a screwdriver for christmas so now i can unscrew pencil sharpeners instead of stomping on them'. Their willingness to take risky, secretive actions, such as 'i'm cutting as soon as i'm sure my parents are asleep and won't find out yahoo', mirrors the daring, rule‑bending nature of Slytherin. These traits align best with Slytherin's emphasis on ambition, cunning, and a desire to outdo others.

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The user constantly talks about self‑harm, e.g., "i need more arm scars so bad i suppose cutting will be my weekend activity" and "i feel like i'm losing my fucking mind i'm not joking i'm not okay i'm unwell", showing a craving for pain. The lyric "I hurt myself today to see if I still feel" from Johnny Cash's "Hurt" mirrors these statements, especially the desire to confirm feeling through cutting. The song’s bleak tone and lines about hopelessness, like "the needle tears a hole" and "All I wanted was to feel something", echo tweets such as "my mum saw my cuts and said she's getting me help... please kill me" and "i've just promised someone i'll hit a vein for him in december". Overall, the track captures the user’s cycle of relapse, self‑destruction, and yearning for validation.

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