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Your Simpsons character
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, politically aware, and creatively expressive. Like Lisa, they’re anxious about their country’s politics and creeping authoritarianism, as in “elections coming up have been a major source of stress, the thought of my country possibly falling under the same authoritarian regime thats was elected 4 years ago and foolishly becoming a dictatorship scares me truthfully” and “such a shame how a beautiful country that used to be so pacific and awarded became a hot center for hostile behaviour… i hate what they're doing to my home”. They’re also very introspective and melodramatic about their mental health and exhaustion, like Lisa’s frequent bouts of melancholy, shown in “at least, monday comes and i wont have to worry about anything too important, but im genuinely mentally exhausted” and “feeling heavily depressed tonight so im going back to the music i usted to listen all the time back in 2019 when i felt awful about everything in my life”. Their constant song of the day posts and attachment to specific tracks, such as “sotd for obvious reasons the please dont haunts me so much it hits home quite close”, echo Lisa’s habit of channeling feelings through music and art. At the same time, they balance that sensitivity with wry humor and self-deprecation—like “hi chat i've just noticed i've broken my streak of sotd I WILL BE KILLING MYSELF.”—which fits Lisa’s mix of earnestness and sardonic wit. Their engagement with games, gym, and friends shows a driven but emotionally overtaxed personality, very much in line with Lisa as the overthinking, overfeeling heart of the show.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): most joys are solitary or online (FFXIV, Valorant, gym alone, music), and they often sound drained by socializing, e.g. “lowk i want my week off to be over because for some reason my uncle keeps on coming to my house… AND I CANT DO SHIT IN PEACE” and skipping a family reunion to drink at home “thank god I didn't attend to the family reunion this time”. Their focus on meaning, vibes and inner states over concrete detail fits Intuition (N): they frequently connect music to emotions and periods in their life, e.g. “sotd for obvious reasons the please dont haunts me so much it hits home quite close” and “feeling heavily depressed tonight so im going back to the music i usted to listen all the time back in 2019 when i felt awful about everything in my life”. They are clearly Feeling (F)-oriented, framing things in emotional and value terms: politics and home upset them deeply (“i hate what they're doing to my home”), they cherish affection from coworkers and friends (“also today, one of my coworkers told me she's going to miss me next week when im off awh ❤️”, “i love nicole so much omg”), and they dramatize their mood openly (“praying the move can be done this month, otherwise im offin myself”). Their life looks flexible and mood-driven rather than tightly structured, suggesting Perceiving (P): they oscillate between wanting to do things and having no energy (“i wanted to do more ffxiv today but ive been going out of my house so much that doing anything just feels so taxxing”), forget small routines like hotkeys or song streaks (“ive completely forgottrn how to configure my hotkeys god damnit”, “hi chat i've just noticed i've broken my streak of sotd I WILL BE KILLING MYSELF.”), and improvise around work, gym, and gaming rather than following a strict plan. Taken together—introspective, emotionally intense, values-driven, and somewhat chaotic—they best match INFP.

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Gym prisoner, FFXIV enjoyer, and chronic sotd curator. Once broke my own streak and considered it my true villain origin story.– @lostofego

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail starts with dry gin infused with black tea and citrus peel, a nod to their sharp, slightly jaded clarity and political awareness, like when they lament how their country became a “hot center for hostile behaviour” in “such a shame how a beautiful country that used to be so pacific and awarded became a hot center for hostile behaviour…”. The sparkling vinho verde/light white wine captures that fizzy, social side who still celebrates, drinks, and clowns around despite everything, as seen in “im on my second bottle of wkek” and “happiest neywest yearest”. Blood orange syrup with a touch of chili stands for their dramatic flair and dark humor (“bullet thru my head plz” in this tweet and the intense anxiety over elections in “the thought of my country possibly falling under the same authoritarian regime… scares me truthfully”), sweet but with a little burn. A single cold brew coffee ice cube represents their chronic exhaustion and gym grind, slowly leaking into the drink the way fatigue seeps into tweets like “i am so oo tireddddddddd”, “my body hurts” and “back to my prison (gym)”. Finally, the lemon peel and smoked salt rim adds bite and bitterness for the family and work drama, as with “god i wish my family could be fucking normal for only a second” and “work has me fuming”, but it’s still stylish and a little glamorous—very cheerie ☆ energy, like getting jumpscared by your own black hair in “forgot i went black hair'd and got jumpscared when i didnt see my blonde boye”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline shows steady loyalty and care for people and routines more than a drive for glory or cleverness. They repeatedly value their coworkers and friends, like when they say “also today, one of my coworkers told me she's going to miss me next week when im off awh ❤️” and enjoy a friend from work filling them in on drama as “my people” in “my friend from work filling me in with the drama on her free time 😭😭 my people”, which reflects strong social loyalty. Their dedication to consistent habits, such as their ongoing song-of-the-day posts and distress at breaking the streak in “hi chat i've just noticed i've broken my streak of sotd I WILL BE KILLING MYSELF.”, shows a patient, routine-oriented temperament rather than thrill-seeking or ambition. They also grind through the gym even when they hate it, as in “went to the gym alone today after work😊 ( i want to die )” and “back to my prison (gym)”, which fits Hufflepuff’s hardworking nature. While they do express fear and anger about politics and authoritarianism in “elections coming up have been a major source of stress, the thought of my country possibly falling under the same authoritarian regime thats was elected 4 years ago and foolishly becoming a dictatorship scares me truthfully”, this reads more as anxious concern for fairness and safety than as a crusading Gryffindor stance. Overall, their defining traits are perseverance, emotional honesty, and attachment to their small circle and routines—quintessentially Hufflepuff.

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A well‑known song that fits them is Motion Sickness by Phoebe Bridgers, which balances emotional exhaustion, dark humor, and self-awareness. They often joke about wanting to disappear while clearly just venting, like in “praying the move can be done this month, otherwise im offin myself” and “bullet thru my head plz”, which matches the song’s mix of vulnerability and sardonic tone. Political and social disillusionment in tweets such as “such a shame how a beautiful country that used to be so pacific… became a hot center for hostile behaviour” and “the thought of my country possibly falling under the same authoritarian regime… scares me truthfully” parallels the song’s themes of being hurt by forces bigger than you. Their references to exhaustion and depression, like “feeling heavily depressed tonight so im going back to the music i usted to listen all the time back in 2019 when i felt awful about everything in my life”, also fit the emotionally raw, reflective nature of the track. At the same time, they show affection for friends and small joys — “my friend from work filling me in with the drama on her free time 😭😭 my people” and “i love nicole so much omg” — echoing how the song carries warmth beneath the bitterness.

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