
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
The user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, irreverent, but ultimately warm-hearted and loyal. Their timeline is full of gremlin energy and unfiltered impulses, like saying “i have to eat venti like i HAVE to snack him put him in my mouth like a delicious praline you get me” and “calling someone bro and then making out”, which fits Bart’s impulsive, boundary-poking nature. They mix horny shitposting and dark humor with genuine enthusiasm for their interests, seen in “MY FIRST LANTERN RITE” and “FIRST FONTAINE REGION AT 100% HEEHEH”, similar to how Bart is both a menace and deeply passionate about what he loves. Their boredom and mischief, like “someone send me things i’m bored” and “flaccid monday?”, mirror Bart’s constant search for stimulation and jokes. Despite all the chaos, there’s a soft side in lines like “ily have a good day” and “feeling sad today so i might be a bit ia”, which parallels Bart’s hidden sensitivity under his prankster exterior.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they constantly interact with others, invite engagement, and openly share personal moods and thoughts, e.g. “someone send me things i’m bored”, “feeling sad today so i might be a bit ia”, and intensely react to fandom news like “GENSHIN 2????????????? PAUSE PAUSEEEEE”. Their focus on possibilities, symbolism, and headcanons shows Intuition: they obsess over lore and future content (“oh my god if i don’t get a mondstadt expansion soon tables will be flying…”) and enjoy doomed fictional dynamics like “been thinking about forbidden love no happy end albether all day i love doomed yaoi” rather than concrete, practical topics. They are clearly Feeling-oriented, driven by emotions and attachment: they gush over characters (“illuga pls come home first pull ill make sure your pillow is always fluffed…”), express missing and loving them (“i miss venti sm :((((”), and share bodily/emotional states like “tummy hurts :(” instead of making detached, logical analyses. Their behavior is highly Perceiving: impulsive, reactive, and flexible rather than structured—complaining about caffeine ruining sleep (“‘why can’t i sleep?’ the pepsi i had staring at me…”), deciding pulls on a whim (“do i do some pulls for bina weapon”; “should i get E1 Sunday”), and frequently shifting activities from drawing to sewing a wallet for their grandma (“just remembered i wanted to sew a wallet for my grandma today”). Altogether, the expressive social energy, imagination-heavy fandom engagement, emotional language, and spontaneous lifestyle best fit ENFP.

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Venti C6 main, lore enjoyer & chronic Mondstadt expansion believer. Once dreamed I pulled Lyney and woke up empty-handed—still queuing banners and WIPs.– @lostsouldan

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is a chaotic, sleep-deprived love letter to a C6 bard simp who drinks caffeine and then wonders “why can’t i sleep?”, so it starts with midnight cold-brew coffee liqueur for that buzzing, can’t-log-off energy. The cloudy apple soju nods to Venti and Mondstadt’s windblume vibes, as well as their soft, flirty sweetness when they say things like “someone be obsessed with me pls”. A blue curaçao mist makes it look like Fontaine’s waters and sky, celebrating their 100% exploration flex “FIRST FONTAINE REGION AT 100% HEEHEH” and their obsession with leaks and future regions like the “moon map ….?”. The cardamom-vanilla sugar rim is there for the cozy, domestic side that dreams of sewing a wallet for grandma “just remembered i wanted to sew a wallet for my grandma today”, balancing the darker, more explicit fic energy of “FIC UPDATED AND THE RATING CHANGED FROM MATURE TO EXPLICIT LETS GOOO”. Finally, the tiny edible chocolate wing on the glass is pure Venti brain-rot tribute to lines like “venti why do u have to have wings im gona find u” and the unhinged declaration “i have to eat venti like i HAVE to snack him”. Strong but playful, sweet with a slightly bitter kick, it’s a beautifully doomed ship of a drink—just like their beloved “doomed yaoi”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline shows strong ambition and a results-focused mindset, especially around Genshin progression and pulls. They push hard for in‑game goals and flex achievements like “FIRST FONTAINE REGION AT 100% HEEHEH” and “DONE WITH SUMERU”, and they talk about future conquests with confidence in tweets like “illuga zibai varka and lohen are all coming home with this trust”. Their relationship to limited characters and banners is very single‑minded and strategic, e.g. “illuga pls come home first pull ill make sure your pillow is always fluffed and that all your fav snacks are here…” and “do i do some pulls for bina weapon”. There’s also a clear streak of intensity and willingness to go to extremes to get what they want, as seen in “oh my god if i don’t get a mondstadt expansion soon tables will be flying glass will be shattering kids will be crying IM GONA CRASH OUT” and their unabashedly explicit thirst posts like “i have to eat venti like i HAVE to snack him put him in my mouth like a delicious praline you get me”. While they are friendly and humorous, the dominant throughline is ambition, desire, and a slightly chaotic, self‑driven focus rather than the steadiness of Hufflepuff or the pure intellectualism of Ravenclaw, making Slytherin the best fit.

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Katy Perry’s Teenage Dream fits them because it’s dramatic, romantic, and a little unhinged in a fun way, just like their timeline. They’re openly thirsty and intense about their faves, from “i have to eat venti like i HAVE to snack him put him in my mouth like a delicious praline you get me” to “once again got reminded that i think men are pretty 😔”. The song’s dreamy, slightly chaotic obsession mirrors their fixation on Genshin characters and doomed ships like “been thinking about forbidden love no happy end albether all day i love doomed yaoi” and “i love doomed yaoi”. Even their desire for someone to reciprocate that intensity, as in “someone be obsessed with me pls”, matches the song’s craving for an all‑consuming, youthful-feeling love. On top of that, their playful, hyperposting energy in tweets like “me when i had caffein” and “i’m so brave rn guys ughh” resonates with the song’s bright, euphoric vibe.

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