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Lisa fits best because she’s bright, overachieving, and crushed by the pressure she puts on herself, similar to this user’s mix of AP classes and exhaustion, as seen in “having a high gpa is fun until you have sm ap homeworks to do and even one bad grade might tank your grade” and “my ap teacher is crazy for thinking i’m doing all this work . i am MENTALLY ILL”. Like Lisa’s internal battles, this user is hyper self-analytical and depressive, openly reflecting on their mental state in “i hate to self diagnose disorders but i truly think i have depression” and “i think ill js learn to live w my depression , low energy and no sleep”. Lisa often channels her anxiety into overwork and rigid self-discipline, mirroring the user’s obsessive pacing and exercise, such as “my whole life rn is surrounded around how much i can take before i break . im constantly burning 2000 cals simply through pacing”. The deep self-criticism and perfectionism around weight and performance, shown in “even though i have a 1200 word essay to write… i still choose to pace… if i dont burn 500 more cals by midnight , ill feel like a failure”, echo Lisa’s tendency to tie her self-worth to achievement. Finally, both Lisa and this user feel older than their age emotionally, juggling school, family expectations, and inner turmoil, like in “ugh i hate being depressed and ‘gifted’ , i’ve been asked a million times ‘are you okay’”.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): much of their life is described in solitary activities like pacing, journaling, and late-night exercise, and social contact is often draining or awkward, e.g. “i was pacing and accidentally walked into the living room and my mom js stared at me 😭” and “ugh i hate being depressed and “gifted” , i’ve been asked a million times “are you okay” . like NO…”. They seem more Intuitive (N) than Sensing because their focus is on meaning, self-concept, and the "story" of their life ("wintergirl in pieces", depression, identity) rather than just concrete facts, and they often catastrophize or idealize future selves, as in “my whole life rn is surrounded around how much i can take before i break .” and “12 pounds in february 🙏 12 pounds in february 🙏”. Their decision-making is strongly Feeling (F): they frame choices around emotions, self-worth, and relationships rather than detached logic, e.g. “i love asking questions that trigger me , makes me hate myself even more 😃” and “i hate to self diagnose disorders but i truly think i have depression…”. They appear more Perceiving (P) than Judging: despite lots of goals and trackers, they repeatedly procrastinate, change plans, and swing between intentions and impulses—“even though i have a 1200 word essay to write… i still choose to pace over doing that because if i dont burn 500 more cals by midnight , ill feel like a failure” and “i think im giving up on doing work tn and will js wake up early to do it bc i cant do anymore work bro”. Overall, an INFP fit matches the intense inner emotional life, self-focused reflection, idealized goals, and inconsistent follow-through that runs through tweets like “my whole life rn is surrounded around how much i can take before i break” and “i think ill js learn to live w my depression , low energy and no sleep because being sad abt it isnt fixing anything”.

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17 • student athlete juggling APs, guitar practice, and a tiny business. Once opened a package on the toilet and called it peak multitasking.– @lostwint3rgirl

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This cocktail is wired and restless, just like her nights spent pacing to burn calories while avoiding homework, echoing posts like “even though i have a 1200 word essay to write and a 10 page article to read , i still choose to pace over doing that because if i dont burn 500 more cals by midnight , ill feel like a failure”. The cold brew and sparkling electrolytes nod to her reliance on stimulation and performance, from “today = binging and exercise purging + reading tomorrow = energy drinks and research and essays my life is hell” to “i need to buy electrolytes so i can actually fast while playing sports”. Grapefruit’s sharp bitterness mirrors the self-directed cruelty and body hate of tweets like “fat fat fatty” and “i’m so ducking big , walking around looking for food like IM NOT AVERAGING 2500 EATEN EVERY DAMN DAY UGHH”. The blackberry syrup adds a dark, moody sweetness that reflects her vulnerable side and depression, hinted in “i hate to self diagnose disorders but i truly think i have depression” and “i think ill js learn to live w my depression , low energy and no sleep because being sad abt it isnt fixing anything”. Finally, the anise note/absinthe is a tiny, dangerous kick for the intrusive, escapist thoughts in lines like “shit i’m at a 6 but i keep having thoughts that’s pushing me to a 7 , like buying weed or edibles and js forgetting ab everything for a while so i can have some peace” and the self-harm urge in “the urge to cut just because my old ones are about to scar”, making the drink intense, a bit dangerous, but undeniably memorable.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows intense ambition and willingness to endure pain to reach drastic weight goals, which aligns strongly with Slytherin traits. They fixate on long-term outcomes, like planning to be under specific weights by certain dates and chanting goals such as “12 pounds in february 🙏 12 pounds in february 🙏 …”, and mapping out detailed body-measure targets like “my gym teacher said he’s redoing height n weight measurements near the end of february 😖 i js need to be under 160 , so 8 lbs to lose in ab 3 weeks , i think i can do it”. Their resourcefulness and strategic mindset show up in how they constantly optimize methods to control food and burn calories, e.g. using a skincare mini fridge to store meals and manipulate eating windows in “guys invest in a skincare mini fridge . i put my dinner in there HOURS ago and its hotter than when i actually got the food . super good for meal prepping if you can utilize ur actual fridge (parents)”, and comparing pacing vs stair stepper efficiency in “decided to go on my stair stepper and see if i burn more cals than pacing , because i want to read and crochet”. They repeatedly choose self-sacrifice and secrecy to protect their goals—wearing an ankle brace just to keep going in “ive decided to wear my ankle brace until my ankle isnt sore because i refuse to stop pacing” and juggling extreme exercise with school and a business in “i have basketball practice and flag football tryouts , i have orders for my business . im gonna kms , im so tired”. Even their idea to subtly identify others from edtwt without asking directly in “what is a question i could ask someone to ask them if theyre on edtwt without actuallyyy asking them if they are , bc i have a feeling abt an ig mutual …” shows a cautious, calculating, and somewhat covert approach typical of Slytherin. While there are hints of Ravenclaw-style planning and Hufflepuff work ethic, the dominant pattern is relentless, strategic ambition and self-preserving secrecy, which best fits Slytherin.

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A song that fits them well is Bury a Friend by Billie Eilish, because it captures feeling haunted by your own mind and self-destructive habits. They talk about living on the edge of their limits, like when they say “my whole life rn is surrounded around how much i can take before i break . im constantly burning 2000 cals simply through pacing”. The song’s themes of exhaustion and wanting escape echo their posts about wanting to disappear into substances for relief, such as “i keep having thoughts that’s pushing me to a 7 , like buying weed or edibles and js forgetting ab everything for a while so i can have some peace”. Their constant self-hate and body-focused distress show up in tweets like “fat fat fatty” and “i need to get skinnier so i dont feel like im carrying around 3 hundred pounds every day”, which resonate with the song’s dark, self-focused tone. And the way their depression and insomnia dominate their life, shown in “i think ill js learn to live w my depression , low energy and no sleep because being sad abt it isnt fixing anything” and “20mg of melatonin and im STILL AWAKE”, fits the song’s mix of numbness, fear, and quiet desperation.

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