Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows intense, joyful investment in fandoms and ships like Garsantos and Lottieshauna in tweets such as “muito investida em garsantos pra ligar pra qualquer outro ship com a santos”.
- Loving partner: Frequently expresses affection and pride about their girlfriend and relationship, e.g. “fizemos 1 ano e 4 meses amo essa” and “casinha com o meu amor 💗”.
- Creative writer: Talks about writing and working on fanfics, like “me salvem da vontade de escrever au .. finalmente sem vestibular e escola” and “voltei a trabalhar numa fanfic jackieshauna com wb”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly voices complex feelings, from nostalgia to sadness, for instance “sentindo uma saudade no peito inexplicavel” and “às vezes me sinto forgiveness can you imagine?”.
- Hardworking student: Shows dedication to studies and exams, referencing ENEM, SISU, and writing scores, like “quando os 920 na redacao do enem perdem o efeito” and celebrating “formei 💓”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive thoughts: Uses language about wanting to die or disappear when overwhelmed, e.g. “queria me matar de tanta saudadw” and “2026 com ela ou não estarei viva pra dar um feliz 2027!”.
- Intense pessimism: Often frames situations in very negative, absolute terms, like “que merda essa bosta de sisu espero nunca mais passar por isso”.
- Hyperfixation strain: Lets fandom hyperfixations dominate time and energy, for example “só sei que de ontem p hj li 123k de palavras e to na metade da fanfic” and “hiperfixação goes hard”.
- Harsh reactions: Responds strongly and aggressively to irritations, e.g. “acho que eu vou encomendar 1 assassinato” over a musician comparison.
- Difficulty letting go: Struggles with moving on from past experiences and emotions, as shown in “sentindo uma saudade no peito inexplicavel Mds queria tanto poder apagar tudo igual eternal sunshine” and comparing themself to Shauna in “jamie lottielver e shauna shipman na competicao dr quem mais tem dificuldade de superar as coisas”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read obsessively and get deeply attached to stories and characters like Lisa does, e.g. saying they read 123k words of a fanfic in one go: “só sei que de ontem p hj li 123k de palavras e to na metade da fanfic” and missing The Raven Boys: “to escutando stay down e me deu sdd de ler the raven boys”. Their emotional intensity and introspection, seen in tweets like “às vezes me sinto forgiveness can you imagine?” and “sentindo uma saudade no peito inexplicavel Mds queria tanto poder apagar tudo igual eternal sunshine”, mirrors Lisa’s tendency to feel everything very deeply. They care a lot about school and exams (ENEM, SISU, writing scores), e.g. “que merda essa bosta de sisu espero nunca mais passar por isso” and celebrating their writing grade: “12 de 14 na redação eh bbd”, which fits Lisa’s academic drive. Their fixation on niche fandoms, ships, and awards season (“I <3 AWARDS SEASON”, “tendo the time of my life lendo fanfic de severance mds”) also echoes Lisa’s passionate, sometimes hyper-specific interests. Finally, their blend of angst, romantic devotion to their girlfriend (“1 ano e 3 meses <333 te amo cada dia mais.”), and slightly dramatic humor feels very in line with a queer, older-teen version of Lisa Simpson online.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean more Introvert than Extrovert: although very online, their focus is on inner feelings and media rather than external social life, e.g. wishing to erase memories in “sentindo uma saudade no peito inexplicavel Mds queria tanto poder apagar tudo igual eternal sunshine” and confessing intense nostalgia in “to com saudade do ensino medio (me formei faz aproximadamente duas semanas)”. Their tweets are highly abstract, intertextual and imagination-heavy, showing clear Intuition: they frame life through fictional lenses like Yellowjackets, Severance, and books, such as “to escutando stay down e me deu sdd de ler the raven boys” and “ego death at a bachelorette party (2025) !! ★” which is metaphorical rather than literal. They clearly prioritize Feeling over cold logic, centering emotions, relationships and empathy—celebrating their relationship in “1 ano e 3 meses <333 te amo cada dia mais.” and reacting viscerally to fandom issues in “chamaram a phoebe bridgers de HARRY STYLES DE CUECA acho que eu vou encomendar 1 assassinato”. Their life seems more fluid than strictly organized, suggesting Perceiving: they binge 123k words of fanfic spontaneously in “só sei que de ontem p hj li 123k de palavras e to na metade da fanfic”, joke about being pulled into new AUs in “me salvem da vontade de escrever au .. finalmente sem vestibular e escola”, and express frustration but not rigid planning around exams in “que merda essa bosta de sisu espero nunca mais passar por isso”. Overall, a rich inner world, media-driven idealism, intense emotional expression, and a spontaneous, fandom-led lifestyle fit INFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said 2026 is ‘ego death at a bachelorette party’ — if I show up with a Garsantos fic rec and a Severance playlist, can I be the reason your ego dies and your standards rise?
- You finished 123k words of Garsantos fanfic in a day… be honest, how many words would it take for me to become your next hyperfixation? I promise more angst than Yellowjackets and a happier ending than #thepitt.
- You and your girlfriend beat a cannibal restaurant game on Roblox, killed the SWAT, and cooked them — so dating you is clearly high-risk, high-reward. Want to speedrun a soft domestic AU instead of a crime one?
- You got 920 on the ENEM essay and 12/14 in redação; as a certified words genius, could you maybe help me with this thesis: ‘Jamie and I celebrating 1 year and 4 months together will be objectively perfect canon’?
- You recognize Joe Alwyn from behind, scream over Britt Lower and Rhea, and live for awards season — if we ever go to a red carpet together, I’ll let you do all the celebrity spotting as long as I get to be your favorite ship on the timeline after Garsantos.
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Your new Twitter bio
Jamie, 18. PT/EN. Devours fanfic, overthinks TV ships, screams at awards season. Once finished 123k words overnight and called it ‘light reading’.– @lottielver
Your signature cocktail
The Garsantos Ego Death Spritz
This cocktail is bright, chaotic, and a little obsessive—like someone who admits to being "very invested in garsantos" and says “ugh garsantos fanfiction” while also confessing “só sei que de ontem p hj li 123k de palavras e to na metade da fanfic”. Passion fruit vodka captures their intense shipping energy and awards-season screaming over Britt Lower, Rhea, and Paul Mescal in tweets like “BRITT LOWER MEU DEUS QUE MULHER” and “god knows o tanto que gritei pro paul mescal”. Blood orange adds drama and a hint of darkness for lines like “alguem abriu minha garganta e jogou acido” and “queria me matar de tanta saudadw”, balancing sweetness with ache. Rosé prosecco mirrors their romantic heart and long-term relationship vibes in “1 ano e 3 meses <333 te amo cada dia mais.” and “fizemos 1 ano e 4 meses amo essa”, adding bubbles for their excitable, caps-lock joy. The salted caramel touch nods to bittersweet academic stress in “que merda essa bosta de sisu espero nunca mais passar por isso” and ENEM angst, while edible glitter and rosemary evoke their witchy-fandom aesthetic, from “lottie matthews ronan lynch” to their bio’s promised “ego death at a bachelorette party (2025) !! ★”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Jamie shows a strong love of stories and ideas, not just casual fandom. They binge massive amounts of fic, bragging that “de ontem p hj li 123k de palavras e to na metade da fanfic”, and talk about going back to write their own, saying “preciso tanto voltar a escrever”, which suggests a creative, text-obsessed mind. Their interests gravitate toward complex, often cerebral media like Severance and The Raven Cycle, as seen in “to escutando stay down e me deu sdd de ler the raven boys” and “a sensação maravilhosa de querer editar algo e descobrir que alguma pessoa genial já pensou nisso antes... [sobre um edit de severance]”, which fits the Ravenclaw tendency to fixate on layered narratives and clever edits. They also show a kind of meta-humor and conceptual play, joking about fandom tags like “sera que nas fanfics de severance no ao3 tem uma tag chamada no beta read we hang like helly r”, which indicates wit and awareness of structures rather than pure emotion or ambition. Even while stressed about exams, they treat intellectual performance as central to their identity (e.g., “quando os 920 na redacao do enem perdem o efeito e vc ja n consegue mais engolir sua tristeza”), tying self-worth to scores and reading/writing. Overall, the dominance of reading, writing, analytical fandom engagement, and wry, reference-heavy humor points much more to Ravenclaw than to the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Kyoto - Phoebe Bridgers
A well‑known song that fits them is “Kyoto” by Phoebe Bridgers, which mixes hyper, funny online energy with sudden emotional gut-punches. They constantly pivot between intense fandom enthusiasm and heavy feelings, like when they say “wishing i was someone else feeling sorry for myself when i remembered someone’s kid is dead” and “às vezes me sinto forgiveness can you imagine?”, echoing the song’s guilt, self-awareness, and melancholy. Their bio, “ego death at a bachelorette party (2025) !! ★”, and jokes about being moída by life and vestibular (“que merda essa bosta de sisu espero nunca mais passar por isso”) match the track’s blend of dark humor and emotional exhaustion. At the same time, they’re fiercely attached to the people and media they love, like their girlfriend (“fizemos 1 ano e 4 meses amo essa”) and their hyperfixations on shows and ships (“hiperfixação goes hard”), which mirrors the way “Kyoto” is full of affection even while wrestling with disappointment. Their dramatic, fandom-saturated online voice and their flashes of vulnerability line up closely with the song’s tone of being overwhelmed, sardonic, and still deeply feeling everything.
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