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Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson fits best because she’s a highly sensitive, intensely self-critical teenager who struggles with feeling different and overwhelmed, much like this user. Tweets like “Im so fucking stupid fml” and “Im so fucking sensitive why did I even say anything 😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂” show the same inner turmoil and self-doubt Lisa often has beneath her competence and confidence. The user is very aware of mental health and crisis spaces, openly naming communities like “#shedtwt #shtwt #edtwt #988twt etc...”, which parallels Lisa’s tendency to intellectualize and dive deep into serious issues. There’s also a strong emotional dependency and fear of rejection in tweets like “wanna cut but my bf would notice and he would prob break up with me if i did💔💔”, similar to how Lisa craves approval and connection even when she feels misunderstood. Finally, flashes of pride and joy in herself, such as “my hair is sooo prettyyyyy i love it so much😋😋”, mirror Lisa’s moments of genuine self-appreciation amid her struggles with identity and self-worth.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert (E) because they actively engage with an audience, celebrate follower milestones, and present themselves performatively, as in “hi 43 followers ily” and the promo-style bio tweet “ℒ𝒶𝓃𝒶 … ᴍᴏsᴛʟʏ ᴀᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴏɴ #shedtwt #shtwt #edtwt #988twt etc...”. Their focus is strongly Sensing (S): they talk about paychecks, hair, body, and immediate physical experiences, like “FINALFUCKINGLY BRO🙏🙏🙏 i js got my paycheckk😋😋😋”, “my hair is sooo prettyyyyy i love it so much😋😋”, and body-checking in the bathroom in “I do bodychecks in the school bathroom cuz im a young ho”. They are strongly Feeling (F): their posts center on emotions, relationships, and validation, such as “i love my bf hes all mine😋😋” and the distress in “Im so fucking sensitive why did I even say anything 😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣…”, and they frame decisions around how others (especially their boyfriend) will feel, as in “wanna cut but my bf would notice and he would prob break up with me if i did💔💔”. Their lifestyle looks more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they appear impulsive and reactive, shifting between urges and feelings without much structure, like “should i buy hair dye or a new scale” and “Been clean from sh for abt 3 months. Ive been having thoughts of relapsing for a few days now. Might give in”, which shows struggle with planning and follow-through. Altogether, the combination of expressive social presence, focus on concrete sensory details, emotional intensity, and spontaneity best fits ESFP.

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Lana | 16 | surviving high school one chaotic hallway at a time. Once spilled coffee on my notes and somehow aced the test anyway.– @LottsofLanaaa

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The Blue raspberry vodka captures her chaotic, neon-online vibe and the way she pops back onto the timeline like in “Hi guys im back” and “hello everyone on twitter dot com”. Grapefruit soda adds a sharp, slightly bitter fizz that mirrors the mix of self‑deprecation and dark humor in “my bf love my thighs bc they r big and squishy Js say im fat bro💔💔” and her location set to “fatass.” A grenadine drizzle sinks to the bottom like the heavy, secretive undercurrent of self‑harm and relapse thoughts in “Been clean from sh for abt 3 months. Ive been having thoughts of relapsing for a few days now. Might give in” and “wanna cut but my bf would notice and he would prob break up with me if i did💔💔”. The splash of sour mix reflects her raw, reactive sensitivity in posts like “Im so fucking sensitive why did I even say anything 😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂” and “Im so fucking stupid fml”. Finally, the edible glitter rim is for the aesthetic‑obsessed, selfie‑loving side that shows up in “my hair is sooo prettyyyyy i love it so much😋😋” and the promo vibe of “ℒ𝒶𝓃𝒶 #promotwt / #moothunt … 𝓈𝒾𝓍𝓉ℯℯ𝓃”, making the drink look as extra and dramatic as her timeline. This cocktail is strong but sugary, loud but low‑key sad, just like the girl doing “bodychecks in the school bathroom cuz im a young ho”.

Your Hogwarts House
Lana’s tweets show a strong orientation toward relationships, attachment, and emotional loyalty, which are key Hufflepuff traits. She repeatedly frames her choices around her boyfriend’s feelings, like worrying that he’ll leave if she self-harms: “wanna cut but my bf would notice and he would prob break up with me if i did💔💔” and “I REAALLYY wanna cut but my bf might break up with me if i relapse”. Even when contemplating relapse, she measures her actions in terms of how they affect him: “My bf might break up with me if i do tho”, and she expresses simple, affectionate devotion in “i love my bf hes all mine😋😋”. Her intro tweet emphasizes community and connection over status: “hi 43 followers ily”, and her bio notes being active in mutual-support spaces like “#988twt etc...” which suggests a pull toward caring, peer-oriented environments rather than ambition or intellectualism. Overall, her defining traits on this account are emotional loyalty, attachment to her small circle, and a desire for connection and comfort, aligning her most closely with Hufflepuff.

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A well-suited song for Lana is “Bury a Friend” by Billie Eilish, because it channels dark, intrusive thoughts, self-destructive urges, and a complicated relationship with one’s own mind. Lana openly talks about self-harm and relapse, like when she says “wanna cut but my bf would notice and he would prob break up with me if i did💔💔” and “Been clean from sh for abt 3 months. Ive been having thoughts of relapsing for a few days now. Might give in”, which fits the song’s themes of being haunted by your own impulses. Her jokes and comments around self-harm, such as “How to make cuts heal faster🤣🤣😂😂… I have swimming class Tuesday” and “And what if I ended my shit”, mirror the song’s eerie mix of numbness, fear, and morbid humor. The way she describes herself on #shtwt and #edtwt, and her conflicted feelings about her body like “I do bodychecks in the school bathroom cuz im a young ho”, also aligns with the track’s sense of self-alienation and discomfort in one’s own skin. Despite these heavy themes, her affection for her boyfriend and excitement over small things (like “i love my bf hes all mine😋😋” and “FINALFUCKINGLY BRO🙏🙏🙏 i js got my paycheckk😋😋😋”) adds the same kind of emotional whiplash and vulnerability that Billie’s music often captures.

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