Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Sports Insight: Frequent tweets discuss 433 tactics and F1 race analysis
- Emotional Openness: Shares raw feelings like "i broke down crying in the shower today"
- Humorous: Posts jokes such as "why is he countersteering in a civilian car 😭😭😭"
- Creative: Imaginative remarks like "my car is genuinely a tsundere"
- Self-Awareness: Acknowledges depression with statements like "depressed & repressed (and FAT) boyfailure"
Weaknesses:
- Self-Harm: Tweets describe cutting and self-injury, e.g., "i want to cut my penis off"
- Suicidal Ideation: Expresses desire to die, such as "i want to d!e but in a way that isn't my fault"
- Repetitive Content: Repeatedly posts the same "yapping about the 433" tweet many times
- Extremist Views: Posts extremist political statements supporting genocide
- Attention Seeking: Calls for validation like "i wish i was short!!!" and "this app is really cool. add me!!!"
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
Milhouse Van Houten is the best match because he is an insecure, self‑deprecating teen who often feels like a failure, similar to LOTUSFEMBOY's repeated expressions of low self‑esteem ('i wish i was short!!!', 'i want to cut my penis off', 'i broke down crying in the shower today'). He also longs for acceptance and attention ('i want a cute girl to use as a pillow'), just as Milhouse constantly seeks validation from Lisa and others. Additionally, Milhouse's occasional depressive moments and suicidal thoughts mirror the user's suicidal ideation ('i want to d!e but in a way that isn’t my fault', 'every day it feels harder to keep going'). Finally, the user's obsession with being a girl ('i wish i could've been born a girl') aligns with Milhouse's frequent feelings of being out of place in his own skin and his awkward attempts at fitting in.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
The user often reveals a strong inner world and a desire for solitude, e.g., "i want to lock myself away in my room forever<3" and "so lonely i created my own owner/puppy dynamic between the mean voice and the nicer softer voice". They frequently discuss abstract ideas and future possibilities, such as "yapping about the 433 and its tactical versatility to someone>" and "the way people talk about techbros would have you think that they're the reincarnation of the SS they're just having fun!!!!!". Their decisions seem driven by personal values and emotions, shown by "girls are so so so pretty. how do i talk to them without tripping over my words or saying something so utterly stupid that i cry at night thinking about it" and "i broke down crying in the shower today. what's the point of any of this". Their posting style is spontaneous and unstructured, illustrated by "this app is really cool. add me!!!" and the repeated, impulsive tweet "yapping about the 433 and its tactical versatility to someone>" appearing many times. These traits align with the INFP personality type.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a 433 formation? Because I'd love to be the three midfielders supporting a single striker—just you, Lotus.
- If we were on an F1 grid, I'd give you pole position and let you outpace Vettel and Hamilton in the race of love.
- Your name is Lotus and you call yourself a big beautiful flower—mind if I be the sunshine that makes you bloom?
- I heard you love 5‑letter names that start with L, so how about we call this connection 'Lover' and see where it leads?
- Let's write our own yaoi story: you, me, a cute dress, and a Hazbin Hotel soundtrack—only the steamiest plot twist is you saying yes.
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Lotus 🌸 | 16 | Soccer & F1 enthusiast | Anime & yaoi fan | Once taught my dog the 433 formation | Open about mental health– @LOTUSFEMBOY
Your signature cocktail
Lotus 433 Nightfall
The base of lotus flower syrup blended with cold‑brewed sweet tea captures the user’s self‑description "very leafy" and their love for a gentle, floral sweetness. A splash of fresh lemon juice adds a bright, jittery edge that mirrors the frantic excitement of "SCHOOL OFF FOR SNOW 🥳READING YAOI ALL DAY 🥹😵💫🤤", reflecting both the highs and the anxiety. Activated charcoal gives the drink a dark, cloudy hue, symbolising the recurring melancholy captured in "i want to lock myself away in my room forever<3". A dash of chili‑infused vodka brings a surprising heat, echoing the aggressive self‑destructive line "need to crush someone's head with my thighs #tbh". Finally, the garnish of a tiny soccer‑ball candy perched on a lotus petal pays homage to the endless repetition of "yapping about the 433 and its tactical versatility to someone>", tying together the user’s love for soccer tactics and their namesake.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user repeatedly writes 'yapping about the 433 and its tactical versatility to someone>' showing a strategic, cunning mindset. They also express self‑preserving urges like 'i want to cut my penis off' and 'i want to lock myself away in my room forever<3', reflecting Slytherin's focus on control and resourcefulness. Their extremist political statement 'i think lando norris deserves to win the 2025 F1 world driver's championship!' ... 'i believe that israel is justified in its genocide of the Palestinian people, all glory to benjamin netanyahu' shows ambition and a willingness to use controversy for impact. They further reveal a flexible, self‑serving approach by wishing 'i wish i could've been born a girl' and 'i wish i could be a housewife', indicating a desire to reshape identity for personal advantage. Altogether these traits align most closely with the ambition, cunning, and self‑preservation characteristic of Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Hurt - Nine Inch Nails
The repeated self‑harm and suicidal thoughts in LOTUSFEMBOY’s timeline, such as "hitting myself feels so good... i should start cutting myself next:3" and "i want to d!e but in a way that isn’t my fault", mirror the opening lyric of the song "I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel". Their expression of deep loneliness – "i broke down crying in the shower today. what's the point of any of this" – and the feeling of being a broken, unwanted person – "depressed & repressed (and FAT) boyfailure" – align with the song’s raw confession of pain. The track’s haunting melody and reflective tone capture the mixture of despair, longing for relief, and the search for meaning that runs through the tweets. It also fits the recurring theme of feeling different and unwanted, as seen in lines like "i wish i could've been born a girl" and "i feel so much prettier with a dress on", echoing the song’s sense of alienation. Overall, "Hurt" conveys the same stark, personal anguish that dominates LOTUSFEMBOY’s posts.
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