Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Romantic Devotion: She expresses deep affection for her partner, João Gabriel, stating “I love my boyfriend and there's no other way” and finding joy in their shared dynamic.
- Spiritual Openness: Her bio and tweets show a connection to diverse faiths, from quoting Umbanda entities to asking for prayers in “Catholic churches, Buddhist temples, and Candomblé yards”.
- Academic Diligence: She is involved in research projects and values academic curiosity, admitting that “there is nothing better than stalking someone's Lattes” CV.
- Aesthetic Appreciation: She has a keen eye for beauty and decor, “dreaming of living in a cozy, colorful, and well-decorated house” and praising artistic songs.
- Authentic Expression: She is unapologetically herself, sharing her music taste and personal identity through phrases like “this outfit is so me” and her poetic bio.
Weaknesses:
- Low Impulsivity Control: She admits to volatile moods during PMS, describing a desire to “start cursing and hitting everyone on the street”.
- Intense Overthinking: She struggles with her own thought patterns, stating that she “hates suffering in anticipation” and seeing defects in everything.
- Extreme Irritability: She displays a short fuse in social/professional settings, such as wanting to curse at a colleague who “doesn't shut his mouth” during meetings.
- Aggressive Rhetoric: She uses harsh language toward those with different interests, suggesting fans of true crime “should be censored/punished” in a violent manner.
- Dramatic Overreaction: She tends toward hyperbole when facing minor inconveniences, like wanting to “rub her face on the asphalt” if she gets a pimple.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Gabriela mirrors Lisa Simpson through her blend of intellectual academic rigor and a deeply sensitive, sometimes cynical, artistic soul. Like Lisa, she is involved in a “projeto de pesquisa” where she faces the frustration of being interrupted by loud-mouthed men, and she even enjoys “stalkear o lattes de alguém,” showing a very Lisa-like obsession with academic credentials. Her bio, “a mágica mudança de flor em mel,” and her eclectic musical taste reflect Lisa's poetic nature, while her occasional existential dread—such as when she admits she “odeio sofrer por antecipação”—aligns with the character's habit of overthinking. Ultimately, her spiritual openness, evidenced by asking people to “reza por mim” across multiple religions, captures the same moral and philosophical curiosity that defines the youngest Simpson daughter.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Gabriela exhibits Introversion through her preference for solitude and introspection, as seen when she describes her “dream of living in a cozy, colorful, and well-decorated house”. Her Intuitive (N) nature is clear in her poetic bio and her abstract appreciation for art and music, such as calling a song the “first song in the world”. She is a clear Feeling (F) type, guided by deep emotional swings and strong personal values, frequently sharing when she is “exploding with love and happiness” or reacting viscerally to injustice. Finally, her Perceiving (P) trait shows in her spontaneous, unfiltered updates and her struggle with overthinking and anticipation, admitting she “hates thinking too much” and often sharing raw, immediate reactions to her daily life.
Some pickup lines for you
- I promise I’ll never make you want to rub your face on the asphalt—unless it’s because you’re falling head over heels for me after you get that Implanon.
- Are you a Lattes platform? Because I’ve been stalking your academic history all night and I’m ready to fund your next research project.
- I’m no Boeing, but if you were a skyscraper, I’d definitely be the Gabriel to your Gabriela and crash into your DMs.
- I’d survive any meeting with a talkative ‘bofe’ if it meant I could go home to a cozy, colorful, and well-decorated house with you.
- If you’re feeling like that Amy Winehouse impersonator from Pânico, you don’t have to punch anyone—just come over and we can talk ‘true crime’ haters and eat 30 Habibi's esfihas together.
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Researcher and academic stalker by day, coffee & Gudang enthusiast by night. Dreaming of colorful decor while avoiding the office 'mansplainer.' Gabriela/Gabriel.– @lotusphagi
Your signature cocktail
The Honeyed Metamorphosis
This drink embodies Gabriela’s bio, “a mágica mudança de flor em mel”, blending floral elegance with a sweet, stingy kick. The cachaça pays homage to her Brazilian roots and Umbanda references, like her nod to “seu zé pilintra e maria navalha”, while the spicy honey reflects her intense mood swings, from “explodir de amor” to wanting to “esfregar minha cara no asfalto”. The clove garnish captures her nostalgic “saudades de fumar um gudang”, and the charcoal represents her dark humor regarding “true crime”. It is a complex, experimental cocktail for someone who loves to “stalkear o lattes de alguém” while being unapologetically herself.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Gabriela exhibits a sharp, resourceful, and occasionally ruthless edge that aligns perfectly with Slytherin. She demonstrates high-level self-preservation and a disdain for perceived weaknesses, such as when she claims “não há nada melhor que stalkear o lattes de alguém” to vet others or reacts with visceral frustration toward inefficiency, like the “bofe que não cala a porra da boca” in her research meetings. Her ambition is paired with a dark, protective wit, seen in her intense reaction to true crime fans who she believes “deveria ** ***** ** ** * ****** ** ******”. This combination of academic focus (Lattes/research), sharp-tongued loyalty to her inner circle, and a refusal to suffer fools makes her a clear candidate for the house of ambition and cunning.
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Your song
Feeling Good - Nina Simone
Gabriela exhibits a soulful, poetic connection to her identity as a Black woman, explicitly celebrating “mulheres negras de rosa pink supremacy” and expressing deep emotional transitions in her bio, “a mágica mudança de flor em mel”. The song’s themes of liberation and nature resonate with her appreciation for aesthetic beauty, such as when she shares the “primeira canção do mundo” or dreams of a “casa aconchegante, colorida e bem decorada”. Furthermore, her intense, often humorous emotional range—from being “explodir de amor e felicidade” to venting about research meetings—mirrors the dramatic, powerful swells of this classic anthem. Ultimately, the song captures her bold spirit and her habit of finding a “caneta poderosíssima” in the music she loves.
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