Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: They reflect on their behavior and motivations, like recognizing cutting is about adrenaline and not self-hatred in “i think i was doing self harm for the rush i got after it…” and questioning recovery vs relapse in multiple posts.
- Darkly-humorous: They cope using edgy humor and memes, such as “this shtwt shit gets serious… IM OUT” and joking about chronic pain in “i don’t think people who dint deal with chronic pain know how lucky they are”.
- Emotionally-expressive: They openly share intense emotions like fear, guilt, excitement, and self-hate, for example “euuuuwwww my doctor is gonna see my scars km kinda terrified” and “FUUHHH KILL ME KILL ME RIGHT NEOW”.
- Community-seeking: They actively look for connection and shared spaces, listing multiple communities in “i CUT #shtwt i BINGE #edtwt… i LIKE PANDAS #pandatwt” and asking for mutuals with “OOMF ME!!”.
- Occasionally-resilient: Despite frequent urges, they do at times resist or move toward recovery, like throwing out blades in “i threw out my blades and i didn’t even cut that often but its such a bad feeling to know i don’t have that option anymore” and watching videos instead of relapsing in “#watching joe bart instead of relapsing #yes!”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-harm_fixation: Their timeline is dominated by SH thoughts, plans, and excitement, such as “I JUSY FOUND BLADES IN MY HOUSE AND THE LOOK SHARP OH MY GOODNESS IM EXCITED” and “i am SO relapsing when i get home brah eugh i hate this”.
- Risky-planning: They strategize around hiding and enabling harm, like walking to buy blades secretly in “walking to michael’s to get blades without my mama knowing am i shedtwt brain rotted” and planning pad-and-tape bandage deception in “i realize i could lwoeky use pads and tape as bandages…”.
- Attention-seeking_harm: They link self-harm to attention and aesthetic, stating “is it invalid that i lowkey only do sh for the scars and attention of it” and asking if they should post SH art in “should i start posting my sh art on here🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔”.
- Recovery-ambivalent: They oscillate between wanting to recover and wanting to get worse, like “when relapsing every few weeks is lowkey the only way you can keep yourself alive so you just kick the bucket” and “DAMN I FUCKING HATE RECOVERY I WANNA GO DEEPER SO BAD RIGHT NOW”.
- Food_body_distress: They show significant distress around eating and body image, calling themselves “atrociously fat” in “i feel so atrociously fat jesus christ im obese” and struggling to discuss food in “trying to talk about food with people who dont have eating disorders is hell”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user most closely resembles Lisa Simpson, especially a darker, more online version of her. Lisa is highly self-aware and introspective, similar to the way this user dissects their own mental health and motives, like when they say “how it feels to have the addictive personality ‘i want to get worse’ and ‘i use gore to cope’ mental illness instead of the anxiety depression and ‘i feel sad a lot of the time’ mental illness” and “i think i was doing self harm for the rush i got after it... everyone assumes ive done it cause i hate myself but i don’t”. Lisa often feels out of place and misunderstood, which parallels this user’s mix of humor and distress, seen in posts like “i dont wanna do this anymore” alongside more playful or ironic tweets such as “thank you for 35 million followers”. The user shows a strong inner life and conflicting desires about recovery vs. self-destruction, similar to Lisa’s constant tension between her ideals and her pain, for example: “ig im gonna recover now” versus “DAMN I FUCKING HATE RECOVERY I WANNA GO DEEPER SO BAD RIGHT NOW”. Their blend of intelligence, emotional intensity, and feeling older-in-the-head than their situation suggests is very Lisa-coded, just filtered through a much more online, self-harm and ED-centric subculture.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: a lot of their focus is on their inner world, intrusive thoughts, and private coping (e.g., hiding blades, lying about being fine), even when they interact with others they’re often talking about feeling misunderstood or guilty, like in “my mom has zero clue ive been relapsing… i feel so fucking guilty”. Their posts mix concrete details with a strong imaginative/emotional frame; the fixation on symbolism (scars, attention, recovery identity) and future possibilities ("i want to be miserable enough for someone to write a documentary about me" in this tweet) suggests intuition (N) over pure sensing, even though they also describe bodily sensations and scars. They lead heavily with feelings, validation, and identity rather than detached logic: they openly discuss trust, guilt, craving attention, and self-worth, like “is it invalid that i lowkey only do sh for the scars and attention of it”, pointing to feeling (F) over thinking. Their life seems relatively unstructured and impulse-driven; they frequently change their mind about recovery vs relapse (“ig im gonna recover now” vs “i am SO relapsing when i get home”) and often act in the moment (e.g., walking to Michael’s for blades without a long-term plan in this tweet), suggesting perceiving (P) rather than judging. Overall, their introspective, emotionally intense, identity-focused, and spontaneous style fits INFP best: a highly inward, value-driven type whose behavior can look chaotic when struggling with mental health and self-harm.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said fasting day is tomorrow and gum cals don’t count, but if we hung out I’d absolutely break my fast just to take you out for Monsters and a snack you can actually enjoy without ED-brain commentary.
- You’re out here asking Twitter what piercing would suit you, but I already know the best one: me, pierced into your schedule as a permanent ‘watch Joe Bart instead of relapsing’ distraction.
- You threw out your blades on 2025-12-25 and called it a bad feeling, but honestly? That was the hardest, coolest thing you’ve posted—if you can do that, you can definitely survive something as terrifying as letting someone genuinely care about you.
- You said chronic pain people don’t know how lucky they aren’t—if I could, I’d steal a bit of that pain from you and turn it into a documentary, working title: ‘Blue-Haired Legend From Jollyville Who Lived Long Enough To Clown On shtwt.’
- You joke about wanting to get worse and watching gore to cope, but my ideal future episode is ‘aoikookami of RECOVERYtwt ྀི learns that letting someone treat them gently hits harder than any adrenaline rush.’ I’d like a starring role, if the casting’s still open.
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Your new Twitter bio
Lou | chronic pain & brain rot, blue hair, art, and Monster reviews. Once walked to Michael’s just for blades—now mostly cutting cardboard.– @loushsp
Your signature cocktail
The Styro Slash Fizz
This cocktail is electric and chaotic, just like Lou walking to Michael’s to get blades in secret while asking, “walking to michael’s to get blades without my mama knowing am i shedtwt brain rotted”. Blue curaçao matches their blue hair energy and bold self-presentation from “i have blue hair now btw”, while the strawberry energy drink nods to their Monster experiments in “due to popular request i am now trying the strawberry dreams monster wish me luck”. The grenadine drizzle is a sweet-but-bloody echo of their self-harm fixation and cutspo jokes, like “i CUT #shtwt i BINGE #edtwt i CUT and BINGE #shedtwt” and “multiswipe styros casue thats all i wanted”. Tonic water with lime adds bitterness and fizz for their sarcastic, jaded takes, such as “anorexics might be stupidest mfs ever” and “why are psychologists always on about “impatient!! outpatient!!!!! psych ward!!!!” oh my god leave me alone”. Finally, the edible glitter/sugar rim represents their performative, almost theatrical way of handling pain—wanting scars, attention, and aesthetic, like “is it invalid that i lowkey only do sh for the scars and attention of it” and the joking bravado in “thank you for 35 million followers”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
They consistently show resourcefulness and self-preservation around their self-harm urges, like brainstorming ways to hide injuries from their mom in “i realize i could lwoeky use pads and tape as bandages anf revuy them every month and tell my mom ‘my floow is just heavy!!!’ and i use all the tape up for crafts anyway SO IT WOULD MAAK SENSE”. There’s a strong drive for intensity and extremity, shown in tweets like “i want to be miserable enough for someone to write a documentary about me” and “DAMN I FUCKING HATE RECOVERY I WANNA GO DEEPER SO BAD RIGHT NOW”, which fits Slytherin’s tendency to chase extremes and push limits. They are very conscious of image and attention, openly admitting “is it invalid that i lowkey only do sh for the scars and attention of it” and joking about follower counts in “WHYYYY DO I HAVE MORE FOLLOWERS HERE THEN ON MY MAIN WHEN IM BARELY ACTIVE ON HEREEEE💔💔💔”, which reflects a Slytherin-like preoccupation with how they are perceived and the status that comes with it. Even their relationship to recovery has a calculating edge: they talk about cutting as a tool to stay alive in “when relapsing every few weeks is lowkey the only way you can keep yourself alive so you just kick the bucket”, showing a cold, strategic framing of harmful behavior as survival. While there are flashes of humor and self-awareness, the blend of intensity-seeking, image-consciousness, and practical cunning about hiding or managing their behavior aligns most strongly with Slytherin rather than the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Bury a Friend - Billie Eilish
A song that fits them well is Bury a Friend by Billie Eilish, which circles around being both scared of and seduced by self‑destructive impulses. They talk about self‑harm almost like an addict chasing a rush, saying things like “i think i was doing self harm for the rush i got after it, and it was never really about hurting myself or feeling the pain” and “im gonna try multi swiping again cause i feel extra bad”. The song’s themes of intrusive thoughts and wanting to go deeper into the dark mirror their posts like “DAMN I FUCKING HATE RECOVERY I WANNA GO DEEPER SO BAD RIGHT NOW” and “when relapsing every few weeks is lowkey the only way you can keep yourself alive”. At the same time, they show ambivalence and dark humor about recovery and relapse, such as “ive been relapse free since the 21st” alongside “i am SO relapsing when i get home brah eugh i hate this”, which matches the song’s push‑pull between wanting help and wanting to stay in the darkness. Their fascination with gore, scars, and the aesthetics of pain, seen in posts like “i CUT #shtwt i BINGE #edtwt … i WATCH GORE VIDEOS to resist my intrusive thoughts #goretwt”, also aligns with the eerie, unsettling tone and imagery in Bury a Friend.
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