Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Local Pride: Strongly identifies with Newcastle ("The Toon") and supports Newcastle United, seen in “YANITED. HWTL!! 🖤🤍”.
- Social Integrity: Explicitly rejects prejudice in their bio and tweets, stating “if your racist don’t interact with me”.
- Artistic Ambition: Shows a desire for self-improvement and learning new skills by asking “should i try drawing for like 2 months”.
- Appreciative Critic: Willing to change their mind on characters, praising Resident Evil 9 by saying “graces voice actor is phenomenal”.
- Honest Self-Awareness: Openly acknowledges their own limitations, humorously labeling themselves a “Professional Dumbass” in their bio.
Weaknesses:
- Linguistic Elitism: Gatekeeps British slang from other cultures, tweeting “Can we please ban americans from saying ‘Shite’ and ‘mate’”.
- Combative Communication: Easily provoked by fandom disagreements, calling the MGS community “insufferable” over song associations.
- Grammatical Negligence: Frequently makes spelling errors in serious posts, such as using “if your racist” instead of "you're."
- Reactive Behavior: Gets defensive about their maturity when challenged by others, as seen in “you have no clue how old i am”.
- Content Redundancy: Repeats the exact same tweets and images multiple times, suggesting a “glitch” or lack of variety in their timeline.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
@lovacott perfectly embodies the rebellious and mischievous spirit of Bart Simpson, even adopting the self-proclaimed title of “Professional Dumbass”. Like Bart, this user is frequently embroiled in trouble with authority or community standards, noting they were “banned at 700 followers” and often get into petty arguments, such as being told “you shouldn’t be on twitter at your age”. They share Bart's localized pride and skepticism of outsiders, humorously demanding to “ban americans from saying ‘Shite’ and ‘mate’”. Their passion for video games and tendency to use slang like “ya melt” reflects Bart’s youthful, slightly edgy, and pop-culture-obsessed persona.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESTP
@lovacott demonstrates Extroversion through a highly reactive and outward-facing engagement with internet subcultures and sports, bluntly challenging others as seen in the tweet, “mate what the fuck, someone just went ‘you shouldn’t be on twitter at your age’ and blocked me”. They exhibit Sensing by focusing on immediate, concrete interests like football results and video game mechanics, specifically noting “Dan burn, a defender has more UCL goals then isak, a striker lad that’s wild”. Their Thinking preference is evident in their blunt, unsentimental critique of government policy, arguing that “Children should be raised by the parents not the government”. Finally, a Perceiving nature is shown through their spontaneous and unfiltered posting style, including the open-ended thought, “i can’t draw for shit should i try drawing for like 2 months and see my progress”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you Newcastle United? Because you've got me shouting 'HWTL!!' and thinking you're the best thing to ever come out of The Toon.
- I promise I’m not some 'larper' from the MGS fandom—I just think our connection is more invisible and powerful than any song not actually in the games.
- If you’re looking to track your progress over the next two months, how about you start by drawing me into your Friday night plans?
- They say Sunderland is cooked, but you’re the only thing here that’s actually smoking hot. HWTL!
- I agree with the 'fellow patriots'—it’s a self-evident truth that we should stop tweeting and start grabbing a drink together.
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Geordie creative and Newcastle United enthusiast. When I’m not critiquing Resident Evil 9 voice acting or dodging MGS purists, I’m probably practicing my drawing.– @lovacott
Your signature cocktail
The Geordie Larper’s Libation
This drink is a chaotic mix of North East pride and gaming subcultures, starting with a base that screams 'YANITED. HWTL!!' and a bitter edge representing their political skepticism toward 'censorship'. It features a 'phantom' spirit to mock the Metal Gear fans who called them a 'larper' for their musical takes. The profile is sharp and unapologetic, much like their demand to 'ban americans from saying ‘Shite’ and ‘mate’'. Finally, we add a twist of lemon for anyone acting like a 'melt' on the timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
lovacott displays the classic Gryffindor trait of being blunt and confrontational when defending their beliefs, such as when they tell others, “if your racist don’t interact with me, we don’t want you here”. They exhibit a streak of impulsiveness and a disregard for authority's opinions, seen when they mock a block by stating, “mate what the fuck, someone just went ‘you shouldn’t be on twitter at your age’ and blocked me”. Their bio proudly labels them a “Professional Dumbass”, showing a Gryffindor-style lack of pretension and a preference for raw honesty over Ravenclaw's wit or Slytherin's image. Ultimately, their fierce loyalty to Newcastle United (implied by “YANITED” and “HWTL”) and their willingness to engage in public arguments like a “melt” cements them as a brave, if hot-headed, member of the lion's house.
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Your song
Invisible - Duran Duran
The song Invisible is the most fitting choice because the user specifically fights to defend its status within their favorite media circle, even though they admit it isn't actually in the games, stating “the MGS fandom is so insufferable cuz wdym i say ‘invisible... is associated with all metal gear games’ and i get called a larper”. Their profile is deeply rooted in British youth culture and North East identity, frequently using regional slang and showing a strong interest in 90s aesthetics, such as when they post about “the type of shit liam gallagher was wearing in the 90’s”. As a dedicated Newcastle United supporter who frequently shouts “SANDROOO TONALIII” and “HWTL!!”, their personality mirrors the song's themes of being misunderstood or overlooked by others. The user’s defiant attitude against those who question their age or status as a fan creates a perfect parallel to the enigmatic and resilient tone of the track.
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