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The user’s self‑deprecating label "im a pathetic loser lesbian" mirrors Milhouse’s reputation as the perpetual loser in the series. Their obsessive, unreciprocated crush – "my chest pangs so bad when i see her notfis.. i know she doesn’t like me back" and "my first ever lesbian crush was on a straight girl … KMS" – parallels Milhouse’s endless infatuation with Lisa despite her lack of interest. Frequent emotional meltdowns and suicidal ideation, such as "i want to overdose omfg", "im going to choke myself", and "KMS !!! I OVER EXPLAINED MYSELF", reflect Milhouse’s tendency to overreact and feel hopeless when rejected. Random, frantic text like "HEKSHWISGJWVSUWHWJEHEJSGEJWGHSHEHSJWJJEDHJ" captures his nervous, scatter‑brained speech pattern. Together, the low self‑esteem, intense crushes, and dramatic emotional swings align closely with Milhouse Van Houten.

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The user’s tweets repeatedly focus on inner feelings, such as 'i feel sick i feel sick i feel sick' and 'my chest pangs so bad when i see her', indicating introverted, self‑directed communication. Their content often drifts into abstract fantasies like 'the concept of yeonjun being aware of mpreg and moas wanting him pregnant', showing a preference for intuition over concrete details. Emotional language dominates, for example 'i love her so' and 'i’m going insane', reflecting a feeling‑based decision style. The posting pattern is erratic and spontaneous, with statements like 'i cant even play solo on val 😭😭 my anxiety goes high' and 'me when i want to edit', suggesting a perceiving, flexible lifestyle. These traits align best with the INFP personality type.

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K‑pop fan & music nerd 🎶 | Mental‑health ally 🌱 | Turned a crush into a 10‑track mixtape – now I’m a playlist guru. Coffee & cat lover.– @love4evapilled

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The cocktail captures the bittersweet swirl of love, anxiety, and self‑destructive humor found in @love4evapilled’s timeline. The bright apple schnapps and lychee liqueur echo the sweet, K‑pop‑infused crush lines like 'my chest pangs so bad when i see her notfis.. i know she doesn’t like me back' and the playful 'angel my wifey .1!1!!1'. The sharp lemon juice and a dash of absinthe mirror the recurring cries of 'i feel sick i feel sick i feel sick' and 'i’m going to choke myself' that punctuate their posts. A frothy egg‑white top symbolizes the constant tearful overflow, while a drizzle of grenadine adds a red‑tinged reminder of heartbreak. Together, the drink is as chaotic and colorful as the user’s feed, moving from 'LMFAO' to 'KMS !!! I OVER EXPLAINED MYSELF' in a single sip.

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The user demonstrates strong loyalty and deep emotional attachment, hallmarks of Hufflepuff. For example, they write "my chest pangs so bad when i see her notfis.. i know she doesn’t like me back" and "my first ever lesbian crush was on a straight girl … and still confessed to her years later.. KMS", showing persistent devotion despite pain. They also value community support, as seen in "chuu’s literally supportive of the community omfg", and they set personal boundaries with a "byf/dni list‼️‼️", reflecting the Hufflepuff emphasis on fairness and care. Their repeated struggle to "i have to pass this tmr………. i dont know what to do i hate this" indicates hard work and perseverance, another Hufflepuff trait. Overall, their loyalty, kindness, and dedication align best with Hufflepuff.

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The recurring themes of self‑destruction and deep emotional pain in the timeline—tweets like "im going to choke myself," "i want to overdose omfg," and "i feel sick . just purged .. :("—match the raw confession in the lyrics "I hurt myself today to see if I still feel." Their repeated feelings of worthlessness, as shown in "im a pathetic loser lesbian" and "my chest pangs so bad when i see her notfis.. i know she doesn’t like me back," echo the song’s lines about being a broken person. The constant reference to feeling sick without medication ("i feel like shit whenever i dont take my meds") reinforces the sense of ongoing inner torment that "Hurt" portrays. Finally, the desperate longing for acceptance and love—"my chest hurts so much i cant stop crying"—aligns with the song’s mournful reflection on lost connection and self‑inflicted hurt.

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