Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Romantic idealism: Expresses intense, devoted love, e.g. praying for a future wife in “rezar o terco pra que a futura esposa fique longe de outros garotos” and poetic affection in “por vc eu ficaria de joelhos toda hora so pra amarrar o seu tenis”.
- Self-awareness: Reflects on his own looks, feelings, and behavior, like acknowledging insecurity in “quando vc quer chamar a pessoa na dm pra conversar mas vc eh eu” and past appearance in “as vezes eu esqueco quao feio eu era”.
- Emotional openness: Open about longing, hurt, and affection, e.g. heartbreak in “wsperando quando outra garota vai me deixar tao apaixonado quanto fiquei com a ****” and vulnerability about love in “love's not real. there's no such thing, therefore there's no sorrow. or that's what i thought”.
- Playful humor: Uses jokes and irony to talk about himself and life, like “EU TO E GORDA NAO E MORTA” and the exaggerated complaint in “a gente foi pro reustaurnte so pra ver que tava fechado pqp”.
- Aesthetic sensitivity: Thinks deeply about beauty and appearance, from aestheticmatters in “#aestheticmatters” to valuing beauty in ethics in “a da esquerda eh moralmente superior por ser mais bonita btw”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-deprecation: Frequently puts himself down, e.g. “nao sou bonito mas por que as mulheres ficam com umas pessoas tao feias” and obsessing over being followed in “alguem me segue nao aguento mais ficar com esse numero maldito”.
- Appearance fixation: Overfocus on looks and looksmaxxing, like wanting GH and hormones in “meus pais nao querem ouvir minha conversa de farmacologia e o pq eles tem que me dar gh” and aesthetic obsession in “tudo esta me fazendo gostar mais de biologia vou acabar sendo um cientista engenheiro genetico faustiano que vai fazer whatever it takes pra sermos mais belos”.
- Risky health mindset: Talks lightly about medications and enhancement, e.g. “roacutan letrozol ✅” and asking for free anabolic steroids in “alguma menina finge q eh trans ai pra comseguir anabolizante do sus de graca e me da por favor”.
- Cynical romance: Frames love with negativity or pain, like “qual a graca de ficar com alguem que nao te odeia um pouco” and initial denial of love in “love's not real. there's no such thing, therefore there's no sorrow. or that's what i thought”.
- Social anxiety: Shows difficulty initiating connections, e.g. fear of DMs in “quando vc quer chamar a pessoa na dm pra conversar mas vc eh eu” and avoidance of talking to girls in “eu vou sempre continuar mentindo pra mim mesmo que só não tento conversa com meninas pq nao quero ser so mais um dos”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re closest to Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, idealistic, self-analytical, and a bit melodramatic in a very teenage way. Like Lisa, they mix intellectual curiosity and niche interests with emotion, e.g. talking about genetics and beauty in a grand, almost philosophical way in “vou acabar sendo um cientista engenheiro genetico faustiano que vai fazer whatever it takes pra sermos mais belos”. Their romantic intensity and belief in love alongside cynicism mirrors Lisa’s conflicted idealism, as in “love's not real. there's no such thing, therefore there's no sorrow. or that's what i thought” and “when we have each other we have everything deveria ser levado mais a serio”. The mix of moral stances and insecurity—like “nao sou fa de racista” and “nao sou bonito mas por que as mulheres ficam com umas pessoas tao feias”—also echoes Lisa’s sense of justice and her frequent self-doubt. Even their sensitivity about being young and out of place, shown in “odeio sempre ser o mais novo dos grupos”, aligns strongly with Lisa’s recurring feeling of being an old soul in a young body.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): there’s a recurring theme of shyness and difficulty initiating contact, like when they say they want to DM someone but can’t because they’re themselves “quando vc quer chamar a pessoa na dm pra conversar mas vc eh eu”, and they complain about being stuck at a certain follower count “alguem me segue nao aguento mais ficar com esse numero maldito”, which reads more like quiet insecurity than energetic social seeking. Their thinking is strongly Intuitive (N), with abstract, ideological and aesthetic concerns: they talk about becoming a “faustian” genetic engineer to make humans more beautiful “vou acabar sendo um cientista engenheiro genetico faustiano que vai fazer whatever it takes pra sermos mais belos”, and make value-laden aesthetic claims like “a da esquerda eh moralmente superior por ser mais bonita btw”. They’re clearly Feeling (F): they emphasize romance and emotional pain — “love's not real… or that's what i thought” — and talk about their soul being full of love even for those who hate them “minha alma eh pura cheia de amor por todos os seres humanos que existem ate os que me odeiam”, prioritizing emotional and moral evaluations over detached logic. Finally, they look more Perceiving (P) than J: their life comes across as spontaneous and somewhat chaotic (trying new conditioner on a whim “vou tentar um condicionador novo”, casually musing about new combat sports “nao sei takvez eu queira tentar uma nova modalidade de luta”, and going to a restaurant only to find it closed “a gente foi pro reustaurnte so pra ver que tava fechado pqp” with no indication of planning). Taken together — romantic idealism, introspective melancholy, strong values, and a flexible, unstructured lifestyle — this fits INFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You praying the rosary so your future wife stays away from other guys is cute, but have you considered that if I convert and join your #crisma troupe, your prayers might start backfiring?
- You said “love’s not real… or that’s what I thought” — if you need more data to complete that experiment, I volunteer as your long-term romantic research project, strictly in the name of faustian science.
- You: ‘any1 can be a creep, it takes effort to be romantic.’ Me: currently drafting a 12-step protocol combining rosary, sorvete date, and eyeliner appreciation to prove I qualify for the romantic control group.
- If you really end up as a ‘genetic engineer faustian who’ll do whatever it takes to make us more beautiful,’ can we start with a joint project where you optimize my lashes and I optimize your belief that you’re already pretty?
- You don’t masturbate, have nightly ‘biological events,’ listen to emo, and believe ‘nothing is beautiful, except man alone’ — I’m just trying to figure out if I’m supposed to be your waifu, your lab partner, or your hagiographer when you inevitably become a weirdly hot saint.
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Catholic teen plotting genetic engineering, writing love letters instead of DMs, once went to a restaurant just to find it closed.– @lovefoids
Your signature cocktail
Faustian Mallory Martini
This cocktail leans strong and dramatic, like a romantic emo twink who wants to be a "faustiano" genetic engineer obsessed with beauty, echoing their dream of becoming a "scientista engenheiro genetico faustiano" in “tudo esta me fazendo gostar mais de biologia vou acabar sendo um cientista engenheiro genetico faustiano que vai fazer whatever it takes pra sermos mais belos”. The dry gin with rosemary and charcoal is sharp and ascetic, nodding to their Catholic streak and enemies list in “os homens praticos e sensatos sao meus inimigos” and rosary vibes in “rezar o terco pra que a futura esposa fique longe de outros garotos”. Blackberry liqueur adds emo sweetness and purple melancholy, perfect for someone who says “love's not real. there's no such thing, therefore there's no sorrow. or that's what i thought” while still clearly craving romance in “any1 can be a creep, it takes effort to be romantic”. Cold brew gives it that wired, online-at-3am edge, matching their self-aware adolescent chaos in “eu sou o esteriotipo de um adolescente” and obsessive late-night thoughts in “wsperando quando outra garota vai me deixar tao apaixonado quanto fiquei com a ****”. The splash of rosé prosecco and rosewater mist bring softness and aesthetic maximalism, a tribute to their pretty-boy concerns in “mulheres me ajudem a ter um cabelo e cilios melhores” and their declaration that “nothing is beautiful, except man alone”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
They consistently display an intensely ambitious, self-shaping mindset that aligns with Slytherin. Their tweet about wanting to become a “faustian emo twink” scientist-engineer who will do “whatever it takes pra sermos mais belos” shows a willingness to push boundaries for an aesthetic ideal: “tudo esta me fazendo gostar mais de biologia vou acabar sendo um cientista engenheiro genetico faustiano que vai fazer whatever it takes pra sermos mais belos”. There is also a sharp, hierarchical way of viewing the world and people’s value, e.g. “a da esquerda eh moralmente superior por ser mais bonita btw” and “black pill de vdd eh entender que mulheres> homens, judeus> nao judeus e luz da lua> luz solar”, which fits Slytherin’s comfort with elitism and stratification. Even their joking request for someone to game the medical system for free anabolic steroids – “alguma menina finge q eh trans ai pra comseguir anabolizante do sus de graca e me da por favor” – shows rule-bending, outcome-focused thinking rather than Hufflepuff-style fairness. While they are very romantic and emotional, that romanticism is channeled into a self-mythologizing, aspirational persona – faustian, looksmaxxing, future-planning – which is much more characteristic of a Slytherin than of the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
I Wanna Be Yours - Arctic Monkeys
A song that best suits @lovefoids is I Wanna Be Yours by Arctic Monkeys, because it blends intense romantic longing with a melancholic, slightly dramatic tone. Their tweets show a mix of irony and genuine devotion, like “por vc eu ficaria de joelhos toda hora so pra amarrar o seu tenis” and the romantic Catholic vibe in “rezar o terco pra que a futura esposa fique longe de outros garotos”, which matches the song’s obsessive tenderness. At the same time, there’s a cynical, wounded view of love in “love's not real. there's no such thing, therefore there's no sorrow. or that's what i thought” and the self-deprecating, emo tone in “romantic faustian emo twink etc” and “eu vou sempre continuar mentindo pra mim mesmo que só não tento conversa com meninas pq nao quero ser so mais um dos”. The song’s lyrics about wanting to belong completely to someone resonate with their blend of devotion, insecurity, and yearning for a deep, almost dramatic romance. Overall, I Wanna Be Yours captures both the romantic extremity and the emo vulnerability that run through their timeline.
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