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The user constantly references scripture and Christian virtues, e.g., "Holy Lord I offer You my soul for it is Yours alone" and "By faith and not by sight", mirroring Ned Flanders' overt devotion. Their emphasis on masculinity as virtue and the belief that "the stronger the man, the more gentle he can afford to be" echoes Ned's moral conservatism and his frequent preaching of kindness and humility. The user's frequent moral judgments, such as condemning atheists and emphasizing sin, align with Ned's tendency to moralize, while their earnest desire for forgiveness and redemption, like "I forgive everyone for all the things they said about me…", matches Ned's forgiving, pious nature. Additionally, the user's use of biblical verses, such as "Psalm 119" and "Philippians 4:4", directly parallels Ned’s constant quoting of biblical passages. Overall, the combination of devout faith, moral instruction, and a gentle yet firm stance on virtue best fits Ned Flanders.

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The user’s focus on inner reflection and personal spiritual journey, as shown in tweets like "I forgive everyone for all the things they said about me when I wasn’t there that I’ll never know about" and "Take care of your heart because you only have one," indicates an introverted orientation. Their language is abstract, symbolic, and future‑oriented—e.g., "Darkness is the absence of light, hatred is the absence of love; in the presence of either, both darkness and hatred vanish like they had never even existed," and references to biblical and philosophical concepts—signaling a preference for intuition. The predominance of value‑based, emotive statements such as "To love someone is to forgive them for being human" and "The stronger the man, the more gentle he can afford to be" shows a Feeling orientation, prioritizing personal ethics and empathy over cold logic. A structured, goal‑oriented stance appears in tweets like "Never despair, never yield, the Lord is true. Rejoice in your darkest hour, and you will be courageous" and "Focus on your soul and everything else will follow," indicating a Judging preference for planning and closure.

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Catholic writer & pianist. On a quest for the perfect selfie, once grew a mustache for a LARP. Coffee lover, occasional pipe smoker.– @loveroftrvth

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Ladder of Light Elixir blends smoky rye whiskey with a touch of absinthe, echoing the tweet about "the pipe smoking, beard growing ‘masculinity’ trad LARP is infinitely more gay than the practice of homosexuality itself", giving the drink a bold, provocative edge. A drizzle of honey-rose syrup sweetens the mix, reflecting the gentle forgiveness in "‘Forgiving isn’t the same as forgetting’ is a hideous, weak mindset when applied to those who are supposed to be close to you" and the rose in the user’s bio. Lavender bitters and a rosemary sprig add aromatic depth, mirroring the belief that "The stronger the man, the more gentle he can afford to be" and the devotion to "Holy Lord I offer You my soul". The final garnish of a lemon twist represents the light that dispels darkness, recalling "Darkness is the absence of light, hatred is the absence of love; in the presence of either, both darkness and hatred vanish…". Together, the cocktail captures a journey up the "Ladder of Divine Ascent", a balance of strength, humility, and celestial hope as expressed in "Heaven is my plan A, I don’t have a plan B."

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Their tweets repeatedly emphasize kindness, empathy, and loyalty, hallmark traits of Hufflepuff. For instance, they write 'I forgive everyone for all the things they said about me...' and 'I apologise to those who cared for me during the times I allowed myself to acquire meaningless hurt, because they felt it too.' They also stress caring for others and the heart: 'Take care of your heart because you only have one' and 'When humans draw close to each other, there is nothing they can do to avoid being hurt.' Their devotion to moral virtues and humility ('Focus on your soul and everything else will follow') aligns with Hufflepuff's dedication to fairness and hard work. While they also value wisdom, the overriding theme of compassion and loyalty points to Hufflepuff.

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Amazing Grace captures the user's focus on redemption, forgiveness, and divine light. They frequently speak of forgiving others ("I forgive everyone for all the things they said about me…") and trusting God's healing ("God will heal everything"). Their repeated references to darkness versus light ("Darkness is the absence of light, hatred is the absence of love…") echo the hymn's line "Amazing grace, how sweet the sound / That saved a wretched soul". The emphasis on humility and virtue ("The stronger the man, the more gentle he can afford to be") aligns with the hymn's portrayal of grace as a gentle, redeeming force. Moreover, the user’s devotion to scripture ("Your word is a lamp for my feet…") mirrors the hymn's biblical origins. Overall, the timeless message of redemption and grace in "Amazing Grace" resonates strongly with the user's spiritual and moral outlook.

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