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Your Simpsons character
The user's constant self‑deprecation and obsession with food and weight ("im fat😭😭😭😭") mirrors Homer Simpson’s well‑known love of donuts and his chronic overweight status. Their dramatic, hyper‑emotional outbursts such as "SUICIDE IS NEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and "I HAVE A BOMB" echo Homer's tendency to overreact with shouting or frantic gestures when things go wrong. The frustration about work, technology, and everyday life – "fuck my stupid jobless life", "i really wanna try linux but my drive is full", "if the usa is so great why do we have usb" – reflects Homer's frequent complaints about his job at the nuclear plant and his cluelessness with modern gadgets. The repeated pleas for affection and validation – "craving love and affection", "i love you all #lovetwt", "love starved" – line up with Homer's deep, sometimes clumsy, need for love from his family and friends. Overall, the mix of comedic exaggeration, low self‑esteem, impulsive language, and a constant search for attention best matches the chaotic yet endearing personality of Homer Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user constantly seeks external validation, as seen in posts like 'i need…. twitter likes…' and 'i love you all #lovetwt', indicating Extraversion. Their focus on concrete, present details appears in tweets such as 'ssd i wanted was 180 this morning, now its at 260' and 'if the usa is so great why do we have usb', reflecting Sensing. Emotional and value‑driven language like 'I hate pedophiles', 'I love my life im glad i never drank bleach that one time', and 'SUICIDE IS NEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' shows a Feeling preference. The impulsive, unstructured posting style – e.g., 'i migjt make a priv theres some shit i really should not tweet here' and 'i really wanna try linux but my drive is full fuck my stupid jobless life' – points to Perceiving. Together these traits best match the ESFP type, the lively, sensory‑focused, feeling‑oriented extravert who prefers flexibility.

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PC builder & osu! fan 🎮 | Once overclocked RAM to 1.4V & lived | Gaming, tech & life musings | #StayPositive– @lovesickretard

Your signature cocktail
The Blue Screen of Despair is a dark, electric cocktail that captures the chaotic, tech‑obsessed and emotionally raw vibe of @lovesickretard. It blends black vodka for the deep depression ("I CANT SLEEP" and "my cpu is fucking dying nice"), blue curaçao to mimic a crashing blue screen and the endless glitchy moments ("ssd i wanted was 180 this morning, now its at 260…"). A splash of energy drink adds the jittery over‑clocked feeling of a computer fighting to stay alive ("i really wanna try linux but my drive is full fuck my stupid jobless life"). Lemon juice gives a sour bite that mirrors the tweet "love starved", while a hint of simple syrup offers a fleeting sweet moment like the occasional "i love you all #lovetwt". The drink’s bitter‑sweet balance echoes the user’s fluctuating mood, from "SUICIDE IS NEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" to the oddly hopeful "i love my life im glad i never drank bleach that one time".

Your Hogwarts House
The user frequently shows a desire for personal gain and attention, as seen in the tweet 'i need…. twitter likes…', indicating ambition typical of Slytherin. They also display a rebellious, defiant attitude toward authority, e.g., 'i am soooo not getting unbanned bro', reflecting Slytherin's resourcefulness and disregard for rules. Their dramatic statements like 'I HAVE A BOMB' and 'SUICIDE IS NEAR' suggest a willingness to embrace risky, self‑preserving behavior, further aligning with Slytherin traits.

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The user's timeline is filled with self‑destructive statements, suicidal ideation and a pervasive sense of emptiness, e.g., "SUICIDE IS NEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", "yo im gonna kill myselkf", and "I HAVE A BOMB". They also repeatedly plead for affection and validation, "craving love and affection", "I love you all #lovetwt", "I miss my ex". The lyrics of "Hurt" by Nine Inch Nails (famously covered by Johnny Cash) echo this hopeless self‑scrutiny: "I hurt myself today / To see if I still feel…". The song’s refrain "What have I become?" matches the user’s self‑deprecating tweets like "im lowkey fat as fuck and retarded" and "i am sooo not getting unbanned bro". Overall, the bleak, introspective mood of "Hurt" best mirrors the mixture of despair, longing for love, and resigned acceptance that dominates their feed.

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