Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Loyal friend: Openly appreciates and celebrates friends, like thanking Jackie for support in “Thank you jackie for liking my posts when nobody got me you got me! 😂🦄” and hyping Marley’s birthday in “BFFS MARLEYS BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH EVERYONE SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎂😳”.
- Humorous personality: Uses absurd, playful phrasing and memes, like “At work, where the . at!? Cocky wanft boing bojng!!” and self-aware jokes about algebra in “Doing one algebra problem feels like this”.
- Culturally engaged: Frequently references creators, music, and films, such as Bones discussion in “Hello #BonesTwt what we listening to!” and disturbing film rankings in “Most disturbing films I've seen that were not featured + by mentioned director”.
- Emotionally expressive: Comfortable sharing feelings about work, nostalgia, and relationships, for example “Work has me scheduled for 11am today knowing I've NEVER came in that early” and “I miss 2020 lovgan... 🤕”.
- Playful creativity: Shows creative expression through art and aesthetic changes, like “I need to post art more tbh” and experimenting with profile looks in “Layout change?”.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile language: Uses aggressive insults and threats, such as “You are going to hell and I'm not fucking kidding” and “Calling me a disgusting person for shipping what I want then grooming kids ! #CutYourselfFatty”.
- Self-described cruelty: Bio frames identity as intentionally unkind and unchanging in “Unkind, Evil, NOT changing 👽”, reinforcing an antagonistic self-image rather than growth-oriented one.
- Shock content: Engages in extreme or provocative topics for impact, including “As someone who writes rpf rape myself” and “#AbortIt”.
- Conflict escalation: Tends to intensify drama with harsh reactions, like “FUCK YOU ARCADENATE!!!!” and “Every tongue that has disgraced lovgan is a pedophile .. wow .. !!”.
- Insensitive slurs: Uses slurs and demeaning terms casually, as in “Ur a fake ❤️aggot if you dont goon to both at the same time! #RealProblems” and “U a PHAG JUST LIKE UR DADDY.”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: irreverent, chaotic, and proudly antagonistic. Their bio, “Unkind, Evil, NOT changing 👽,” mirrors Bart’s self-aware delinquent persona. They constantly stir drama and push boundaries, like yelling “FUCK INCEST!” or telling someone “You are going to hell and I'm not fucking kidding”, which fits Bart’s provocateur streak. At the same time, there’s loyalty and affection under the edge, shown in tweets like “The 4 ladies in my life ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️” and “BFFS MARLEYS BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH”, similar to how Bart genuinely cares about his friends and family. Their love of causing chaos online—e.g., “Calling me a disgusting person for shipping what I want then grooming kids ! #CutYourselfFatty” and “Sorry for the ratio OP”—also aligns with Bart’s trollish, prankster energy.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They show strong Extraversion: they constantly engage friends and mutuals, post about work, school, and online drama, and openly seek interaction, e.g. asking, “No add me on discord! 😂” and announcing, “I have new mainpriv if anyone wants to follow!”. Their focus leans toward Intuition over concrete sensing: they riff on concepts like fandom ethics and queerbaiting (“People who think CONTENT!!!! creators can't queerbait are rllyyy funny”) and make generalized statements about communities (“Its sad that all RPFers are like reallyyyyy annoying and unfunny”), rather than detailing physical facts. They seem more Feeling than Thinking: their judgments are value- and loyalty-based, like, “Thank you jackie for liking my posts when nobody got me you got me!” and heated moral stances such as “FUCK INCEST!”, and they react intensely to perceived wrongs (“Calling me a disgusting person for shipping what I want then grooming kids ! #CutYourselfFatty”). Their chaotic timelines, impulsive mood shifts, and lack of visible long-term structure point to Perceiving: they bounce between topics (Roblox, work, drama, playlists) and make spontaneous changes like, “Layout change?” and “Ok I'm retreating back to Priv.” without clear planning. Altogether, a highly social, emotionally expressive, idea-jumping style with moralized fandom takes aligns most closely with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said ‘I miss 2020 lovgan…’ but I kinda think 2026 lovgan, making Bones playlists and screaming about Logan Thirtyacre, is exactly my type—wanna add me between Xiu Xiu and Sinjin Drowning on that summer playlist?
- You watching Sinjin Drowning vlogs with Nate is cute, but imagine us watching Impractical Jokers and Sinjin at the same time like you tweeted—two screens, one couch, and me apologizing in advance for the ratio when I keep laughing louder than you.
- For someone whose bio is ‘Unkind, Evil, NOT changing 👽,’ you’re suspiciously soft when you post ‘The 4 ladies in my life ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️’ and ‘I love my tru frien ds’—I’m just saying, if you ever wanna add ‘annoying partner who hypes your art posts’ to that list, I volunteer.
- You tweet about doing one algebra problem feeling impossible, but I already solved the hardest equation: BonesTwt + Roblox + horror movies + a little queerbait discourse = you being absurdly attractive. The only variable missing is my Discord, apparently.
- You said ‘2027 gonna be the YEARRRRR trust’—how about we start the lore now: we meet because I slid into the DMs of the person tweeting ‘FUCK INCEST!’ and ranking disturbing films, and by 2027 we’re arguing over which Harmony Korine movie is our date-night choice. Canon?
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Brian | 17 | Part-time algebra struggler, full-time Roblox and film nerd. Once scheduled at 11am and still showed up (eventually).– @lovganer
Your signature cocktail
The Unkind Evil Goon Goblin
This cocktail leans strong, chaotic, and a little mean on purpose, just like a bio that proudly says “Unkind, Evil, NOT changing 👽” while tweeting things like “You are going to hell and I'm not fucking kidding”. The overproof dark rum is the unfiltered, late-night energy of posts like “Ur a fake ❤️aggot if you dont goon to both at the same time! #RealProblems” and “U a PHAG JUST LIKE UR DADDY.”. Sour cherry liqueur captures the messy sweetness in their loyalty to friends shown in “The 4 ladies in my life ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️” and “BFFS MARLEYS BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH”. The espresso shot is their exhausted student grind and work schedule from “Doing one algebra problem feels like this” and “Work has me scheduled for 11am today knowing I've NEVER came in that early”. A dash of absinthe represents their interest in disturbing, offbeat media like “Most disturbing films I've seen” and “Harmony Korines Ex Wife Owes Me 60 Bucks”. Finally, cola and crushed ice make it fizzy, goofy, and teen-coded, echoing their Roblox vlogs and #BonesTwt vibes in “Me and my friends play roblox” and “Hello #BonesTwt what we listening to!”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Brian’s online persona is explicitly self‑branded as harsh and unapologetic, which fits Slytherin’s sharp, self‑protective edge: their bio says “Unkind, Evil, NOT changing 👽”, and they double down on that image rather than softening it. They show a strong instinct for self‑preservation and reputation management, for example retreating when drama gets too loud in “Ok I'm retreating back to Priv.”, and treating being “dragged” as a badge of pride in “Getting dragged on Twitter don't mean you wrong”. Their aggression is often strategic and targeted, like calling out perceived hypocrisy in “Calling me a disgusting person for shipping what I want then grooming kids ! #CutYourselfFatty” and staking out a deliberately transgressive identity in “As someone who writes rpf rape myself”. At the same time, they’re intensely loyal to a chosen inner circle—thankful to supportive friends in “Thank you jackie for liking my posts when nobody got me you got me!” and protective/affectionate in “The 4 ladies in my life ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️”—which is very Slytherin: ruthless to outsiders, loyal to their own. Overall, the mix of deliberate edginess, defensive pride, and tight‑circle loyalty points much more to Slytherin than to the other houses.
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Your song
Bad Reputation - Joan Jett
A fitting song for Brian is “Bad Reputation” because they openly embrace being abrasive and unrepentant, as seen in their bio: “Unkind, Evil, NOT changing 👽”. The song is about not caring what others think, which matches tweets like “I dont gaf”. They thrive in messy online drama and controversy, calling people out with posts such as “You are going to hell and I'm not fucking kidding” and “Calling me a disgusting person for shipping what I want then grooming kids ! #CutYourselfFatty”, echoing the song’s defiant tone. Even when they feel over it or exhausted by everything, like “Sometimes nothing is the worst thing of all”, they still lean into their persona instead of softening it. Overall, the lyrics about rejecting expectations and owning a notorious image mirror the way Brian performs themselves online.
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