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The account most closely matches Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, this user is introspective, analytical, and often turns stress inward, seen in posts about school and pressure such as “incredible how one day of stress about homework can undo weeks of therapy” and “i can only complete my assignments under the most pressure possible”. There’s also a very methodical, data-focused streak—using trackers and apps (“throwback to sept before i downloaded myfitnesspal and i logged my food in my notes app for a month”, “i made a kuromi calorie tracker”) and even joking about physics in “if i'm not in the 120s tomorrow i will be contacting many scientists because that means i am defying the laws of thermodynamics”, which fits Lisa’s intellectual, slightly nerdy humor. At the same time, there’s emotional vulnerability and a sense of being overwhelmed by perfectionism and body image, echoing Lisa’s struggles with self-worth: “im really sad that im losing my interests outside of my ed,why arent my usual distractions working” and “my partner left for college again now the goal is to lose 10kg by the time theyre back...”. The mix of sensitivity, self-criticism, and underlying thoughtfulness makes Lisa the closest match among the main characters.

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They lean Introvert (I): most posts revolve around solitary routines, inner sensations, and self-monitoring rather than social plans, like “recently i have been sleeping all day and it is helping me fast so easily” and “i need to make a habit of exercising when i can't sleep. all i do is scroll!!!!!!!!!!”, and even social praise is reported in a low-key way (“someone complimented my outfit today 🤭”). They appear more Intuitive (N) than purely Sensing: although they track lots of concrete details (calories, weight), they constantly interpret them into broader meanings and ‘rules’, e.g. “if i'm not in the 120s tomorrow i will be contacting many scientists because that means i am defying the laws of thermodynamics”, showing a tendency to turn data into conceptual narratives and dramatic thought experiments. Their values and emotions dominate over detached logic, pointing to Feeling (F): they talk about therapy, stress, and self-worth (“incredible how one day of stress about homework can undo weeks of therapy”; “im really sad that im losing my interests outside of my ed,why arent my usual distractions working”), and their decisions about food, body, and studying are framed in terms of how they feel rather than rational cost–benefit analysis. They seem more Perceiving (P) than Judging: even though they obsessively log and track, their life appears reactive, fluctuating, and somewhat disorganized—bouncing between intentions and impulses like “i want to fast but im getting a piercing today and i know it is not wise” and “expecting to reach my gw after 1 day of restricting under 800”, and improvising with new low-calorie ‘hacks’ (“just made a new breakfast for 95 120 calories... this may become a staple in my diet”) rather than following a stable, disciplined long-term plan. Overall, they read as an emotionally intense, inward-focused, ideal-driven person whose concrete tracking serves a larger internal narrative, which aligns best with INFP.

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19 | nocturnal student with a calorie tracker and too many theories about thermodynamics. Once logged food in Notes for a month instead of using an app.– @lovlofts

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The espresso shot shaken over ice captures how they’re “pretty much nocturnal” and living on caffeine-fueled scrolling nights, as seen in “i am pretty much nocturnal” and their many drink posts. A sugar-free vanilla matcha syrup nods to their obsession with slimming down drinks like in “making my own drinks at home has been a game changer ,reduced a matcha latte from 250cals to 40cals” and “matcha latte fasting”. The sparkling water with a splash of konjac jelly references their love for quirky low-cal textures in “drinkable konjac jelly is actually goated i will be buying a whole crate”, keeping the drink light but weirdly filling. A cinnamon-sugar oat milk foam (light on the sugar) mirrors their soft, sweet aesthetic and food pics like “cinnamon rolls”, while still hinting at restraint. Finally, a micro chocolate shaving garnish represents the small indulgences and safe treats (like “mini reeses cups are my safe food”) that sit on top of all the restriction, and the fizzy, slightly bitter base winks at their dramatic science-brain spirals in “if i'm not in the 120s tomorrow i will be contacting many scientists because that means i am defying the laws of thermodynamics”.

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The strongest throughline in @lovlofts’ tweets is ambition channeled into self‑reinvention, which leans Slytherin. They frame weight loss in terms of long‑term goals and measurable progress, like when they say their “goal is to lose 10kg” while their partner is away: “my partner left for college again now the goal is to lose 10kg by the time theyre back...”. They also track their body and intake obsessively and strategically—using apps, notes, and custom tools such as “i made a kuromi calorie tracker” and meticulously logging food before MyFitnessPal: “throwback to sept before i downloaded myfitnesspal and i logged my food in my notes app for a month”—showing resourcefulness in pursuit of their aims. Their willingness to endure physical discomfort and even joke about “defying the laws of thermodynamics” for progress (“if i'm not in the 120s tomorrow i will be contacting many scientists because that means i am defying the laws of thermodynamics”) reflects a driven, results‑oriented mindset rather than a balanced, studious Ravenclaw or comfort‑seeking Hufflepuff outlook. While there is some analytical thinking, it consistently serves the overarching drive to change their body and hit specific targets, which is classic Slytherin ambition and self‑focus.

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A well-suited song for @lovlofts is “control” by Halsey, because it captures feeling consumed by your own mind and habits. Their account is heavily centered on intrusive, obsessive thoughts about food and weight, like when they say they made a special tracker: “i made a kuromi calorie tracker” and log everything obsessively: “throwback to sept before i downloaded myfitnesspal and i logged my food in my notes app for a month”. The song’s theme of battling an inner monster fits their frustration and self-blame, seen in tweets like “ive quit my job,now theres nothing stopping me from getting worse” and “i spent wayyy too long saying that i weighed so much because of muscle mass”. They also express being trapped in cycles of restriction and fear of weight gain, such as “i havent been restricting like i used to and im considering lowering my limit to 250c” and “if i'm not in the 120s tomorrow i will be contacting many scientists”, which echoes the song’s struggle for control over something that feels bigger than them. The darker, introspective tone of control matches their mix of self-awareness, anxiety, and the way they half-joke about serious issues like fasting and headaches: “recently i have been sleeping all day and it is helping me fast so easily” and “headache cause i havent had water in 24hrs on accident”.

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