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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate: They repeatedly declare 'i love my bfs :3 !!!' and cuddle with friends — 'oomf is on my lap rn' — showing warmth and loyalty in relationships.
- Playful: Their timeline is full of jokey exaggerations like 'i then proceed to kill george w Bush, resulting in a 50 minute shower' and frequent emotive '😼' usage, making their voice lively and mischievous.
- Creative: They draw fanart ('i also drew these two') and commit to cosplay ('soukoku cosplay'), indicating artistic skill and imagination.
- Sociable: Frequent posts about group outings — 'field trip time', 'six flags today', 'subway with oomfs' — show comfort in social settings and enjoying group experiences.
- Spontaneous: Impulsive shopping trips like 'went to walmart for bread and dr pepper and left with 2 jackets...' and random late‑night plans display a grab‑the‑moment attitude.
Weaknesses:
- Oversharing: They post very intimate or dramatic household complaints publicly — the long bathroom rant about 'we have ONE bathroom' — which can create friction or vulnerability.
- Emotional Volatility: Rapid mood swings from 'today was PEAK' to 'today was actually the worst' suggest feelings that swing quickly and intensely.
- Sleep Deprived: Repeated 'ii wanna go home', 'soo sleepy..', 'im zo tired' posts plus 'on my third monster so far' point to chronic tiredness that undermines wellbeing.
- Clingy: Constant physical closeness notes ('oomf is on my lap rn', 'boyfoomf is in the background') and jealousy‑tinged lines like 'we love you welchy (unless we dont . idk if hes bad)' can strain relationships.
- Impulsive Spending: Going to buy bread and Dr Pepper and returning with multiple clothing items ('left with 2 jackets, 2 shirts, and one pair of pants') shows poor impulse control with money.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
Milhouse is an awkward, devoted, highly emotive friend who often finds himself swept up by events and fandoms, much like Max's timeline of crushy confessions and bus mishaps. The 'i was talking with oomf on the bus and missed my stop 💔' and many 'im gonna cry' posts echo Milhouse's lovable clumsiness and earnest attachment to friends and crushes. Milhouse's frequent vulnerability and willingness to be theatrical match Max's candid, dramatic voice, making him the closest Simpsons analogue.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Max reads as ENFP: extraverted (they thrive in group settings and post many shared moments: 'subway with oomfs', 'six flags today'), intuitive/creative (cosplay, drawing and headcanons like 'head canoning cartman to have a lazy eye' show imaginative pattern‑making), feeling (open emotional posts: 'im gonna cry', 'i HATE people who don't read their messages' reveal value‑driven reactions), and perceiving (spontaneous choices: 'went to walmart for bread and dr pepper and left with 2 jackets...' and variable sleep patterns). Together these quotes ('on my way to six flags with oomf in soukoku cosplay 😼😼', 'i also drew these two', 'im zo tired') paint an enthusiastic, creative, relationship‑focused personality who prefers flexibility and expressive moments — classic ENFP traits.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a cosplay prop? Because I want to carry you everywhere — also will you sit on my lap like 'oomf is on my lap rn'?
- If you were candy, I'd raid every party: 'we got soo much candy' — can I have the whole bag (and your number)?
- I drew you as my favorite character and now my heart's cosplay is real — want to be 'soukou' with me at Six Flags?
- You must be Monster energy, because every time I see you I go 'on my third monster so far' — jittery and fully yours.
- I'd skip my stop for you again — 'i was talking with oomf on the bus and missed my stop 💔' so, when's our next ride?
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Your new Twitter bio
Max — cat‑emoji emotionalist | mid‑teens, messy, and owned by fandoms ✨ soukoku cosplayer, doodler & candy hoarder | 'i love my bfs :3 !!!' | chats, chaos, and lots of Monster energy– @lovoskipriv_
Your signature cocktail
Soukoku Fizz (mocktail)
The 'Soukoku Fizz' blends Max's everyday comforts with fandom flair: Dr Pepper nods to 'went to walmart for bread and dr pepper', the lychee brings an East‑Asian twist for buldak curiosity, crushed gummies and glitter echo the candy raids ('we got soo much candy') and cosplay sparkle. It's fizzy, impulsive, colorful, and slightly chaotic — just like their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Max best fits Hufflepuff for the warm, loyal, community‑centered energy in their feed. They constantly celebrate and cling to friends — 'i love my bfs :3 !!!' and 'oomf is on my lap rn' — which maps to Hufflepuff's loyalty and friendliness. Their delight in shared small pleasures like candy raids ('we got soo much candy') and their frank, down‑to‑earth rants about family logistics ('we have ONE bathroom ...') show the practical, earthy side Hufflepuffs prize. They're not driven by glory so much as by belonging and comfort, which is exactly how Max tweets.
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Teenage Dirtbag - Wheatus
This song's teen‑angst, fandom references and won't‑care‑about‑appearances attitude suits Max's mix of emotional highs/lows ('im gonna cry' vs 'I WIN I ACTUALLY WIN') and devotion to pop culture. Lines about being awkward and passionately into crushes mirror Max's constant 'oomf' talk and dramatic confessions, making the anthemic, slightly self‑conscious tone of 'Teenage Dirtbag' a playful soundtrack for their life.
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