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Your Simpsons character
Moe Szyslak is the quintessential depressed, self‑destructive character on The Simpsons, often expressing suicidal thoughts and a cynical outlook, which mirrors the user’s frequent posts like “im so tired of living with myself” and “the s*icidal ideations showed up right on time.” He also regularly jokes about his misery, similar to the user’s “fuck school zones. fuck traffic. im over this” and the repeated “I’m okay I’m okay…” attempts to mask pain. Like Moe’s habit of posting bar‑room selfies and dark memes, the user shares numerous “shitpost” pictures and cryptic captions, showing a similar need for self‑expression through humor. Both exhibit volatile emotional swings, as seen in the user’s BPD references (“bpd mood swings have me crying one second and numb the next”) and Moe’s rapid shifts from angry outbursts to brief moments of optimism. This combination of chronic depression, self‑harm ideation, and dark humor makes Moe the Simpsons character that best fits the user’s online persona.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user frequently reaches out to the audience with direct, upbeat language like "hey sis" and "I love looking at what everyone has been listening to" indicating an extraverted communication style. Their tweets focus on abstract emotions, future feelings, and symbolic statements such as "my anxiety feels louder than my thoughts" and "I wasn't love, it was limerence", showing a preference for intuition over concrete details. Decision‑making is driven by personal values and feelings, evident in lines like "I'm sorry for being so mean and ugly" and "you don't need closure, you need BOUNDARIES". The overall pattern of spontaneous, mood‑driven posting, canceling plans for self‑care, and a lack of rigid scheduling (e.g., "canceling plans as a form of self care") points to a perceiving lifestyle. Together these traits align best with the ENFP personality type.

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Pro gamer, meme curator & mental health advocate. BPD survivor sharing humor & self‑care tips. Once microwaved a pizza at 2 am—set off the fire alarm.– @lowbatterygf

Your signature cocktail
This drink blends sweet vanilla vodka and comforting half‑and‑half, echoing the user’s "crybaby. shitposter. sleepy girl." vibe while the espresso adds the dark, restless energy of "bpd + hours of alone time = plotting." A dash of chocolate bitters gives a bitter edge that mirrors moments like "the s*icidal ideations showed up right on time" and "my uterus hates me." The chocolate drizzle on top nods to "CAKE IS REAL FOOD" and the need for "safe foods," while the espresso’s bitter kick reflects the anxiety in "watching The Girlfriend is giving me soooo much anxietyyyy." Finally, the cocktail’s layered look, dark at the bottom and creamy on top, captures the fluctuating moods and the "the sun is obsessed with me" feeling of bright moments amidst darkness.

Your Hogwarts House
The user shows a self‑preserving, ambitious attitude typical of Slytherin. They treat their boyfriend as a servant in the tweet "sent my servant (my loving boyfriend) on an important quest (get me coffee) so i can better serve the realm (binge watch shows + play games)". They dismiss others' opinions with "the lioness does not concern herself with the opinions of reply guys". Their statements like "I will die before i beg another man to stay in my life" and "I will starve myself if i don't have my safe foods" reveal a ruthless focus on personal survival. Additionally, bold, unapologetic comments such as "fuck school zones. fuck traffic. im over this." underscore the bold, cunning nature of Slytherin.

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The user repeatedly mentions self‑harm and suicidal thoughts, such as "the s*icidal ideations showed up right on time" and "im so tired of living with myself," which mirrors the raw confession in the lyric "I hurt myself today to see if I still feel." Their expressions of deep regret and self‑loathing—"I'm sorry for being so mean and ugly…"—align with the song’s theme of personal anguish and remorse. Additionally, the tweet "bpd mood swings have me crying one second and numb the next" captures the numbness and emotional volatility that the chorus of "Hurt" so poignantly describes. Overall, the melancholic, introspective tone of "Hurt" best reflects the blend of despair, self‑destructiveness, and yearning for relief evident throughout their tweets.

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