Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative writer: Talks about turning ideas into a story with a 15-page limit and being on page 10 already in “trying to write all the things i want into a story with a 15 page limit, and i'm already on page 10”.
- Introspective thinker: Reflects on how deep interest helps studying in “reading things about cartomancy and thinking to myself that if i can study things that interest me like this, maybe i should study for school like this”.
- Organized planner: Calculates long-term goals like calories to reach UGW by specific months in “if i eat 1200cals from tomorrow, i will be my ugw by mid july, and if i eat 1000cals, i will be my ugw by mid may”.
- Academically persistent: Keeps pursuing resolution for the AI accusation by escalating to the professor’s boss in “have been fighting an AI accusation for three weeks, no response from the professor so i finally contacted her boss”.
- Curious learner: Dives into new interests like cartomancy, noting “writing all associations of cartomancy (2652)” in “writing all associations of cartomancy (2652)”.
Weaknesses:
- Disordered eating: Constant calorie fixation, laxative use, and extreme goals shown in “telling my mom i had food poisoning as if i didn't down laxatives like water” and “i want to be so thin you can tell i'm small under baggy clothes”.
- Body obsession: Frequent weighing and BMI focus, like “starting off the school year weighing 50.3kg” and “ᴜɴᴘɪɴɴɪɴɢ ᴀᴛ ʙᴍɪ 𝟷𝟾”.
- Health neglect: Accepts dizziness and near-fainting as normal in “stood up and almost fainted next for the fridge” while still tightening food control and fasting plans.
- Vape dependence: States feeling unable to quit nicotine in “i need a vape i think it's truly impossible for me to quit it at this point in life” and celebrates getting back to vaping in “i missed vaping”.
- Social avoidance: Skips social events to maintain fasting, as in “deciding not to go to functions so i can fast and not use anymore calories”, risking isolation for control over intake.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson, especially in being bright, self-analytical, and a bit overburdened by their own standards. Like Lisa obsessing over grades and projects, they’re highly detail‑oriented and studious when something interests them, as shown in tweets like “writing all associations of cartomancy (2652)” and “trying to write all the things i want into a story with a 15 page limit, and i'm already on page 10”. Their frustration with unfair authority, such as “have been fighting an AI accusation for three weeks, no response from the professor so i finally contacted her boss”, mirrors Lisa’s tendency to push back against teachers and systems she sees as unjust. At the same time, there’s a vulnerable, perfectionistic side in their body image and food tracking, reflected in tweets like “if i eat 1200cals from tomorrow, i will be my ugw by mid july” and “starting off the school year weighing 50.3kg”, which feels similar to Lisa’s struggles with self-worth and external expectations. Their mix of seriousness (cartomancy, school stress), creativity (writing, aesthetics), and emotional intensity fits Lisa more than the more chaotic or careless energy of characters like Bart or Homer.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as more introverted: many posts focus on solitary activities (tarot/cartomancy, manga, personal goals) and skipping social events to protect their routines, like “deciding not to go to functions so i can fast and not use anymore calories”. Their feed is full of internal monologue and online venting rather than overt socializing or hype, and they even separate spaces with a priv account mentioned in the bio, which fits an I-type more than an E-type. They lean intuition (N) over sensing: although they mention concrete details (calories, weight, food), they repeatedly attach meaning, symbolism, and long-term projections to things, for example planning weight-by-date scenarios in “if i eat 1200cals from tomorrow, i will be my ugw by mid july, and if i eat 1000cals, i will be my ugw by mid may” and diving deep into symbolic systems like cartomancy in “writing all associations of cartomancy (2652)”. They are clearly feeling (F)-oriented: posts are highly emotional and value-focused, whether about body image (“i want to be so thin you can tell i'm small under baggy clothes”), resentment toward critical people (“TODO LO Q SALE DE VOS SIEMPRE ES CRITICA MALISIOSA Y MALA LECHE …”), or frustration with unfair treatment in school (“getting accused of using AI... she also told me, in words, she doesn't have any proof that i used AI like, HELLO????”). On the J–P axis they show some planning but ultimately a flexible, overwhelmed style, closer to Perceiving (P): they often change approaches and avoid strict structure, as in “i'm not going to make a weight loss plan and i'm just going to go with the flow”, while still making rough projections and then breaking them. Their strong inner world, emotional intensity, symbolic interests (tarot, cartomancy), and idealized self-image (manifesting looks, tumblr-girl vibes, Glinda) align most closely with INFP rather than other introverted NF types.
Some pickup lines for you
- You’re over there manifesting Glinda, but I think you already cast a spell on me somewhere between the air-fryer broccoli and the birthday cake Chobani Flip.
- If you can pour 2,652 cartomancy associations into a notebook, I trust you could also read my cards and tell me if our future includes sharing oatmeal and 135‑calorie coffee together.
- You stood up and almost fainted next to the fridge—clearly the universe was warning you that opening that door without me there to make you a snack was dangerous behavior.
- You said food your best friend makes has zero calories; does that mean if I cook for you, we get a free meal and an excuse to talk about gyaru manga, tarot, and how wrong your French teacher was?
- You’re saving a shopping trip for when you hit 40kg—I’m over here just hoping that when you finally wear those stiletto-freak outfits, you’ll let me be the one you ignore men with at parties.
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Your new Twitter bio
18 • she/they • student, writer & tarot learner. Can explain cartomancy for hours, nearly faint on the way to the fridge. Tweets in ES/EN.– @lowcaltequila
Your signature cocktail
Stiletto Steam (135 kcaltequila)
Stiletto Steam (135 kcaltequila) is a light but sharp tequila highball, wired on caffeine and a little unhinged—perfect for someone who posts “it's me and my 135calorie coffee against the world” and calls herself a “stiletto wearing freak ☆” in her bio. The silver tequila with a mist of absinthe channels her edgy, witchy side, echoing her cartomancy obsession in “writing all associations of cartomancy (2652)” and “finally have everything i need to read my cards”. Cold brew and vanilla nod to her coffee fixation and school grind, from “i don't have any of my preferred milk so my coffee has less protein and more calories and i am twitching” to “trying to get through school without my vape”, giving the drink that jittery, all-nighter energy. Sparkling yuzu soda keeps it bright, fizzy, and a bit weird—like someone who can say “not trying to be best ana but i am starting to prefer air fryer broccoli to french fries” and immediately pivot to tarot and Tumblr aesthetics. The sea-salt oat foam is a soft, comforting top layer over a salty undertone, mirroring how she jokes through darker stuff like “telling my mom i had food poisoning as if i didn't down laxatives like water” and “i will have to start taking my laxatives super early on sunday's because of back to school”. The dehydrated broccoli & citrus sugar rim is a playful nod to her air-fryer-veg era—“air fryer broccoli :3” and “craving roasted broccoli or asparagus”—turning something obsessive and low-cal into something glittery, sour-sweet, and a little bit punk.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They show a persistent curiosity and love of learning that fits Ravenclaw. Their deep dive into cartomancy, like “writing all associations of cartomancy (2652)” and “reading things about cartomancy and thinking to myself that if i can study things that interest me like this, maybe i should study for school like this”, reveals an intellectual, self-analytical approach to their interests. They also frame personal goals in a structured, almost mathematical way, as in “if i eat 1200cals from tomorrow, i will be my ugw by mid july, and if i eat 1000cals, i will be my ugw by mid may”, which shows analytical thinking. Their creative side appears in posts like “trying to write all the things i want into a story with a 15 page limit, and i'm already on page 10” and the desire to cultivate a specific aesthetic, e.g. “i want to give off the vibes those tumblr girls give”. While there is some Slytherin-like ambition in weight and aesthetic goals, the dominant through-line is an intellectual, introspective, and creative orientation, which makes Ravenclaw the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
Skinny Love - Birdy (Bon Iver cover)
A fitting song for them is “Skinny Love” because it captures the mix of vulnerability, self‑sabotage, and aching tenderness that runs through their timeline. Their fixation on weight and restriction echoes the song’s fragile relationship with the body, like when they write about “starting off the school year weighing 50.3kg” and planning intake with posts such as “if i eat 1200cals from tomorrow, i will be my ugw by mid july”. There’s a quiet desperation in tweets like “stood up and almost fainted next for the fridge” and “telling my mom i had food poisoning as if i didn't down laxatives like water”, mirroring the song’s sense of harming yourself while pretending it’s fine. At the same time, their love of small comforts—Chobani flips, tarot, and air‑fried broccoli, as seen in “not trying to be best ana but i am starting to prefer air fryer broccoli to french fries”—adds the same bittersweet softness Birdy’s rendition is known for. Overall, “Skinny Love” reflects their mix of romanticism, self‑destruction, and yearning for control wrapped in a delicate, melancholic aesthetic.
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