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The user’s bio and tweets show a grandiose, conspiratorial, and ultra‑right‑wing worldview, similar to the power‑hungry, secretive billionaire Mr. Burns. Tweets like "So... Trump is building the Third Temple with the expansion of the White House, funded by his own money. This all connects, they fund AI to achieve AGI, birth the antichrist, a self‑proclaimed god housed within the White House." and "The founding fathers knew this. The United States is a successor of the Roman Republic..." echo Burns’s classic scheming for world domination. His repeated references to "Christ is King", "War is inevitable", and a looming "singularity is in 3 weeks" mirror Burns’s obsession with controlling technology and fate. The user’s self‑identification as an "America first Constitutionalist Christian" and frequent mention of secret bases, underground networks, and memetic viruses also match Burns’s penchant for hidden labs and elite conspiracies. Overall, the blend of elitist ambition, conspiratorial language, and disdain for the average person fits Mr. Burns best.

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The user’s constant posting and engagement with others, such as "Tag yourself, I'm Stargoon" and "Real footage of me debating a leftist," show an outward, extroverted style. Their focus on grand, speculative ideas—"The singularity is in 3 weeks," "Atlanteans from the great flood 12k years ago," and linking the founding fathers to the antichrist—reveals a strong preference for intuition over concrete details. Many tweets convey personal values and emotional judgments, for example "Christ is King," "I hate my opponents," and "Rape," indicating a feeling‑based decision process. The erratic, spontaneous nature of the timeline—"I'm going uncle Ted in this dystopian future of ours" and "Got what I voted for again award"—reflects a perceiving, flexible lifestyle. Together these traits align best with the ENFP personality type.

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Digital storyteller, meme curator & conspiracy explorer. Once arrested for hand sanitizer. #CuriosityOverChaos– @LowkeySchizo

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The base of the drink is American bourbon, echoing the user’s America first Constitutionalist Christian stance and the reverence for the founding fathers. A splash of absinthe adds the chaotic, hallucinogenic edge of the "memetic virus" they celebrate, reminiscent of the "WHIM supremacy" tweet. Cold brew espresso represents the "prison of Chronos" and the urgency of "The singularity is in 3 weeks". Blood orange liqueur brings a sacrificial note that mirrors the proclamation "Christ is King", while a dusting of edible silver glitter hints at the digital-ID, AGI future they warn about. Together it feels like the "Finally a white pill I can foresee" they crave, a volatile mix that leaves you feeling "I'm going insane".

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The user's focus on power, dominance, and a belief in a superior truth aligns with Slytherin’s core values of ambition and cunning. For example, they tweet "2026 is the White man's year" and "The founding fathers knew this… the United States is a successor of the Roman Republic… the world hides truth through parallels and rhymes," showing a grandiose vision of their own superiority. Their repeated calls for "white pill" and "WHIM supremacy" reveal a desire to assert dominance over others, a hallmark of Slytherin ambition. The user also embraces conspiratorial scheming, as seen in "So... Trump is building the Third Temple… they fund AI to achieve AGI, birth the antichrist," indicating a willingness to manipulate events for personal or ideological gain. While they occasionally display bravado, the overall pattern of self‑interest, strategic plotting, and a lack of moral restraint points strongly toward Slytherin.

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The user’s stream of conspiratorial, apocalyptic and anti‑establishment messages – for example, "Free yourself from the prison of Chronos" and "The singularity is in 3 weeks" – reveal a deep‑seated paranoia that mirrors the mood of Black Sabbath’s classic "Paranoid". The tweet "I'm going insane" directly echoes the song’s refrain about losing one’s mind. References to secret societies and hidden truth, such as "The founding fathers knew this" and "WHIM supremacy", reinforce the feeling of being watched and mistrusted that the lyrics convey. The aggressive, dark tone of the song also fits the user’s hostile rhetoric like "I hate my opponents" and the belief in an imminent, world‑changing event. Altogether, "Paranoid" captures the user’s blend of paranoia, anger, and belief in a concealed, threatening reality.

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