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Your Simpsons character
They match Lisa Simpson best: politically sharp, emotionally intense, and deeply passionate about their interests. Their bio, “criticando o capitalismo,” and tweets calling out the far right and neonazi propaganda, like “girl… ai vc pergunta como na segunda guerra as pessoas n perceberam de cara as propagandas neonazi”, mirror Lisa’s outspoken left-leaning activism. They’re also fiercely principled about justice in esports, e.g. “se um jogador ta passando oficialmente por uma investigação judicial… tem que afastar ele da line e ponto final”, which echoes Lisa’s moral rigidity. At the same time, they’re an enthusiastic nerd for their fandoms—CBLOL, Vivo Keyd, Corinthians, BTS, horror movies—gushing things like “EU AMO O CBLOL” and “eu te amo corinthians 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭”, just as Lisa nerds out over jazz, books, and causes. Their self-aware, emotional tweeting about hair and life phases, such as “amo q quando quero sair de uma fase eu preciso marcar isso mudando meu cabelo”, also fits Lisa’s introspective, coming-of-age vibe.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they constantly live‑tweet matches with high energy and direct interaction, e.g. “eu vou desmaiar de ansiedade” and “eu dizendo aos berros que não posso beber e meus amigos me puxando pelos cabelos pra ir pra bar”, showing strong outward expression and a busy social life. Their bio and content mix political criticism, fandoms, and humor, indicating Intuition over concrete Sensing: they comment on ideology like “girl… ai vc pergunta como na segunda guerra as pessoas n perceberam de cara as propagandas neonazi” and broader community dynamics such as “que comunidade patética e sebosa”, focusing on patterns and implications rather than just surface facts. They are clearly Feeling‑oriented: they react strongly to injustice and loyalty, as in “se um jogador ta passando oficialmente por uma investigação judicial… irmão tem que afastar ele da line e ponto final” and deeply emotional fandom attachments like “eu te amo corinthians 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭”. Their lifestyle appears Perceiving: they ride emotional waves of games and life events (“aiai a gente n pode ser feliz né corinthians”, “finalmente 2025 acabou vfsd”) and change things like hair or game mains impulsively, e.g. “amo q quando quero sair de uma fase eu preciso marcar isso mudando meu cabelo” and “troquei meu main no vava 😪”, which fits spontaneous, adaptable P more than structured J. Overall, their expressive, idealistic, emotionally driven and spontaneous style best matches ENFP.

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Corinthians heartbeat, CBLOL scream caster from the couch. Once changed my hair to change my life; stayed for the horror movies, BTS, and late‑queue Valorant.– @loxervit

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The Brazilian cachaça shot stands for their loud, unapologetic love of Corinthians and national football explosions like “VAI TOMAR NO CU AQUI É CORINTHIANS CARLAJO” and “O CORINTHIANS ME AMA E EU AMO ELE A VIDA PRESTA SIM”. Espresso with a dash of chili mirrors their 24/7 energy and constant late-game tilt/rage in CBLOL and esports, from “EU AMO O CBLOL” to the fiery “que decisão idiota de segurar esse tp vsfd viraram burros de um dia pro outro”. Red fruit bitters capture the mix of love and frustration with teams like Vivo Keyd and Pain, as seen in “tão bom ser do mundinho keyd” and the mocking “que fase se encontra a pain gaming”. Sparkling guaraná soda represents their playful, hyper-fangirl side screaming about players and idols in “o disamis esta mudado… PEDRO DISAMIS VC É INCRIVEL” and “eu faço parte dessa estatística, sou mãe dos irmãos mireu e kaiwing 🙏”, plus their love of BTS and games like Valorant and Dead by Daylight in “eu vou fazer você lembrar de mim: vivo keyd stars, corinthians, bts, livros, filmes de terror e dead by daylight 💋”. The charcoal-black sugar rim nods to their anti-capitalist, horror-movie-loving, politically sharp side in “criticando o capitalismo e escutando musica 24/7” and commentary like “girl… ai vc pergunta como na segunda guerra as pessoas n perceberam de cara as propagandas neonazi”, giving the drink a dark, stylish edge.

Your Hogwarts House
The strongest throughline in @loxervit’s tweets is outspoken courage and a readiness to confront what they see as wrong, even when it’s socially or emotionally charged. They openly criticize communities and figures they dislike, e.g. calling out a player under investigation and saying the org must bench him: “se um jogador ta passando oficialmente por uma investigação judicial independente do resultado irmão tem que afastar ele da line e ponto final, fica feio pra org se manter isso sim”, and condemning people who defend “nojentos” in the scene: “vsfd sempre procurando desculpas pra defender esses caras nojentos, que comunidade patética e sebosa”. They also take direct political stances, mocking right‑wing narratives with no fear of backlash: “corinthians e direita na mesma frase nem existe” and “a musica de jogos vorazes… a direita realmente vive em um mundo paralelo né possível”. Their fandom style is intense, emotional, and sometimes reckless—celebrating wins and raging at losses with the all‑in passion typical of Gryffindors, as seen in “VAI TOMAR NO CU AQUI É CORINTHIANS CARLAJO” and the all‑caps hype for Vivo Keyd like “VIVO KEYD STARS PONTO”. While they show loyalty and some thoughtfulness, the dominant traits are boldness, moral fervor, and impulsive, emotionally driven reactions—hallmarks of Gryffindor rather than the subtler ambition of Slytherin or the studiousness of Ravenclaw.

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A fitting song for @loxervit is “Anti-Hero” because it balances self-deprecating humor, emotional intensity, and sharp social critique, all of which show up in their timeline. They juggle passionate fandom with a bit of chaos, like when they shout “EU AMO O CBLOL” and “eu te amo corinthians 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭”, but also admit to bad phases and stress, as in “keyd perdendo, treze perdendo, corinthians até então tbm mds sem felicidade nenhuma hj” and “eu to sentindo desespero mds que ansiedade”. The song’s theme of feeling like the problem while still owning your personality matches their mix of self-awareness and attitude, from political critique in “girl… ai vc pergunta como na segunda guerra as pessoas n perceberam de cara as propagandas neonazi” to calling out communities as “patética e sebosa”. At the same time, they show playful self-reinvention and confidence, like “meio que me amei de franja 🙏” and defining themselves as “vivo keyd stars, corinthians, bts, livros, filmes de terror e dead by daylight 💋”, which resonates with the song’s blend of vulnerability and bold self-identity.

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