Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative humor: Uses playful, offbeat jokes and concepts like “fireboy watergirl and cumman” and drawing their boyfriend as a “pathetic anime boy” “i love drawing my boyfriend as a pathetic anime boy”.
- Affectionate partner: Regularly posts about and draws their boyfriend with warmth and focus, such as “me and him!” and “i miss my bf”.
- Self-aware: Shows insight into their patterns and identity, e.g. reflecting on binge cycles “i got fat im stuck in a binge cycle send help” and jokingly comparing themselves to their “bpd mother” “im just like my bpd mother.”.
- Artistic passion: Frequently mentions drawing and art as important, such as “i need to draw yaoi or ill lose my sanity” and “i hate school i miss drawing cringe vocaloid fanarts”.
- Resilient recovery: Open about being “in sh recov” in their bio and acknowledges ups and downs like “hi #shedtwt im back” while continuing to post and engage.
Weaknesses:
- Self-hatred: Expresses extreme self-loathing and worthlessness, e.g. “im so fat i actually dont deserve to be alive i hope i get hit by a car holy shit”.
- Self-harm glorification: Talks about cutting in romanticized ways, such as “i love when men cut themselves it’s so hot” and wanting more thigh scars “love my thigh scars i want more”.
- Disordered eating: Centered on edtwt and posts about fasting, weight and food in harmful ways, like “gonna attempt a 27h fast… i miss my prime days” and “somehow lost weight without trying.. now almost back at my lw”.
- Substance reliance: Leans on cigarettes, vaping and weed to cope, for example “smoking during my last minutes of lunch break nghh this is the shit” and “greened out at my friend’s house last night and threw up all over his backyard stairs #skinnylegend”.
- Suicidal ideation: Frequently references suicidality, such as “suicide” and joking about being “cured” by media “this is beautiful this cured me im cured im not suicidal anymore i love vocaloid”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: precociously self-aware, politically and morally opinionated, and chronically anxious and self-critical. Like Lisa, they’re earnest about causes and identity, mixing sharp social takes such as “cisheteropatriarchy im fucking ending it” and “i fucking hate russians” with sincere cultural pride in posts like “im late idc happy holodomor memorial day”. Their introspective, depressive streak shows in tweets like “ive played hours of stardew valley today but i still feel gross and miserable what am i doing wrong” and “im so fat i actually dont deserve to be alive i hope i get hit by a car holy shit”, mirroring Lisa’s tendency to spiral into existential despair. At the same time, they have niche, slightly nerdy passions—Vocaloid, games like YTTD, anime and yaoi art—as seen in “this is beautiful this cured me im cured im not suicidal anymore i love vocaloid” and “i need to draw yaoi or ill lose my sanity”, which fits Lisa’s artsy, obsessive-fan side. Their mix of bitter humor, vulnerability about self-harm and ED recovery (“cutting becomes cringe after you turn 20”, “hi #shedtwt im back”), and genuine desire for self-improvement and connection feels very Lisa: a smart, emotionally overloaded teen trying to survive in a world that feels overwhelmingly stupid and cruel.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): most tweets center on solitary activities and inner states—gaming, drawing, smoking alone, obsessing over their body—rather than parties or large social circles, e.g. “ive played hours of stardew valley today but i still feel gross and miserable what am i doing wrong” and “i love drawing my boyfriend as a pathetic anime boy”. Their humor and interests show Intuition (N) over concrete Sensing: they fixate on symbolic/self-image ideas and fandom/fiction (Vocaloid, yaoi, Persona, Hetalia), e.g. “i wanna look like the p3p artstyle” and “i need to draw yaoi or ill lose my sanity”, focusing on identity and aesthetic concepts rather than practical detail. They clearly favor Feeling (F): their posts are highly emotional, value-loaded, and dramatic—“im so fat i actually dont deserve to be alive i hope i get hit by a car holy shit” and “cutting becomes cringe after you turn 20”—with moral and relational intensity (hating certain groups, idolizing their boyfriend, talking about recovery). Finally, they read as Perceiving (P): their life comes off spontaneous, impulsive, and unstructured—swinging between fasting, bingeing, greening out, and random job attempts, like “gonna try to get a job again” and “throwing up from greening out was supposed to make me lose weight not fuck up my electrolytes”—with little evidence of long-term planning or orderly routines. Taken together—the intense inner emotional world, identity/aesthetic focus, and scattered spontaneity—INFP fits them best.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, if green tea runs in your veins and Pepsi Max is your lifeblood, can I be the third vital fluid in your #teaholic circulatory system, or is that spot reserved for @haematicz?
- You said you love drawing your boyfriend as a pathetic anime boy—if I start sensually feeling up my collarbones in class like you tweeted, do I qualify as reference material?
- You keep saying you want to look like the P3P artstyle, but honestly, the way you turn greening out, Stardew marathons, and Chinese Minecraft mods into a whole aesthetic already feels very main-character JRPG of you.
- You joked about vaping being ‘THE trick to starve’ and throwing up from greening out, so let me offer a healthier cope: we hang out, drink absurd amounts of tea, and I help distract you every time you even *think* about changing the scale’s batteries just to cry.
- You’d feed your boyfriend bricks to keep him ‘healthy,’ celebrate Holodomor memorial day, and still manage to say ‘life is worth living yipppiiee’—I don’t wanna be dramatic, but I think I just developed a chronic condition called being into your brain chemistry.
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Your new Twitter bio
16 • he/they • draws pathetic anime boyfriends, drinks alarming amounts of tea, and occasionally remembers recovery is a full-time job 🇺🇦– @lrlzombie
Your signature cocktail
The Pepsi Maxxed Teaholic Collapse
This cocktail is built on a base of strong green tea, because as they say, “green tea runs in my veins instead of blood” and proudly tag themselves as “#teaholic”. A dark, fizzy Pepsi Max reduction swirls through it in honor of their lament that the “biggest thing i miss about europe is pepsi max” and desperate cries of “pepsi max where are you…”, giving the drink a zero‑cal, high‑drama buzz. A splash of kvass nods to their Slavic roots and their flex of “let me put yall on smth, kvass on top”, adding funky, fermented depth to match their chaotic timeline. The cigarette-smoked ice cube channels their edgy lunch breaks of “smoking during my last minutes of lunch break nghh this is the shit” and the planned “cigarette advent calendar” vibe. Finally, a lemon peel twist cut like a razor represents their dark humor around self-harm and recovery—from “love my thigh scars i want more” to the more hopeful “life is worth living yipppiiee”—giving the drink a sharp, bright finish that stings a little but wakes you up.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their timeline shows a strong streak of self-preservation, dark competitiveness, and sharp, sometimes cruel honesty that aligns most with Slytherin. They frame extreme behaviors and suffering in terms of status and edge, like calling greening out and vomiting a badge of honor in “greened out at my friend’s house last night and threw up all over his backyard stairs #skinnylegend” and treating starvation tricks as a kind of life hack in “you guys are all fake why did no one tell me vaping was THE trick to starve this whole time”. There’s a clear embrace of provocation and aggressive loyalty to in-groups, seen in posts like “ok confession i fucking hate bsd fans. (except my one and only @haematicz)” and “i fucking hate russians”, which fit Slytherin’s us-vs-them intensity more than Hufflepuff’s fairness. Their fascination with self-destruction in others as aesthetically or sexually appealing, such as “i love when men cut themselves it’s so hot”, reflects a dark, transgressive edge rather than Gryffindor-style idealism. At the same time, their drive to control their body and image shows ambition and calculated self-fashioning, for example “what if i just start going to the gym….. and eat protein…….and get tonned and hot…”. While they’re creative and emotional, the overarching pattern of edgy self-preservation, provocative bluntness, and image-focused ambition fits Slytherin best.
Your movie
Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
The chaotic, darkly humorous angst of Teenagers fits Lex perfectly: they swing between self‑deprecating body comments like “im so fat i actually dont deserve to be alive i hope i get hit by a car holy shit” and joking about self‑destruction such as “started violently bashing my head against my wall”. The song’s theme of feeling targeted and overwhelmed by adulthood mirrors tweets like “time is passing way too quickly wtf is going on” and “having the worst day ever today im gonna lose it”. Their blend of mental‑health gallows humor and romantic drama lines up with lyrics about messy, rebellious youth, seen in posts like “cutting becomes cringe after you turn 20” and “i love when men cut themselves it’s so hot”. Lex’s cigarette/tea addictions and general recklessness, from “smoking during my last minutes of lunch break nghh this is the shit” to “greened out at my friend’s house last night and threw up all over his backyard stairs #skinnylegend”, reinforce that raw, punk‑teen energy. Overall, their timeline reads like the modern, extremely online version of the disaffected teens described in Teenagers.
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