Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Boundaries Expert: She is firm about her limits, explicitly stating in her bio and tweets like “GENTE NAO VOU PASSAR NSFW NAO” that she does not produce adult content or accept nudes.
- Radical Honesty: She openly discusses her mental health struggles, admitting “I cry a lot when I'm alone and have suicidal ideation” to her followers.
- Resilient Spirit: Despite facing constant online harassment, she notes that “hate gives me reach and I won't stop posting”.
- Authentic Personality: She refuses to perform for others, stating “I behave this way because I am naturally like this” when accused of seeking attention.
- Direct Communication: She provides clear, no-nonsense answers to followers, such as telling someone to “pay for a design” if they dislike her eyebrows.
Weaknesses:
- Emotional Instability: Her feed is characterized by frequent shifts into deep despair, often tweeting things like “kill me kill me”.
- Low Self-Esteem: She frequently seeks external validation or questions her worth, such as “doubting my beauty” based on who her followers interact with.
- Social Withdrawal: She tends to isolate herself when stressed, threatening to “block everyone... and only let my family talk to me”.
- Apathetic Outlook: She has admitted that “apathy has taken over” to the point where she no longer feels anything even when being insulted.
- Impulsive Reactivity: She reacts sharply to trolls, often engaging in hostile exchanges by telling people to “go fuck yourself” instead of ignoring them.
Your Simpsons character
Moe Szyslak
Like the cynical bartender from The Simpsons, lua displays a deeply misanthropic and melancholic personality, frequently alternating between aggression and profound sadness. She shares Moe’s frequent expressions of hopelessness, tweeting, “me sinto descartável” and “é mais ou menos assim” regarding dark imagery. Her timeline is a cycle of irritability toward others, seen when she says, “sou chata mesmo. não gostou? me bloqueia e vai se foder”, and moments of extreme vulnerability where she admits, “eu choro mto quando tô sozinha e tenho ideação suicida”. Ultimately, both characters navigate life with a blunt, 'tell-it-like-it-is' attitude while struggling with an underlying desire for connection and emotional healing.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
Lua displays a strong Introverted (I) and Feeling (F) preference, often retreating from social pressure and expressing deep emotional vulnerability, such as when she admits, “I cry a lot when I'm alone and have suicidal ideation”. Her focus on concrete physical aesthetics and personal style, like feeling “cute in tights and a sweatshirt”, aligns with the Sensing (S) trait's groundedness in the present moment. As a Perceiving (P) type, her posts are spontaneous and reactive to her immediate mood, often oscillating between “laziness to accept people on Instagram” and impulsive emotional outbursts. This combination characterizes the 'Adventurer' type, defined by a sensitive nature, a focus on personal authenticity, and a struggle with external pressure, which she summarizes by saying “apathy took over me” in response to constant online harassment.
Some pickup lines for you
- I promise I’m way better at giving attention than your Valorant teammates—I’ll never leave you looking at nothing and thinking about nothing.
- Since your dad isn't an airport, maybe I can be your private server? I promise no toxic chat, just high-tier support and better vibes than a Jujutsu opening.
- Forget the guys asking for NSFW content; I’m just here to help you hit those emotional goals for 2026. Can I start by taking you out for a better night than a 6 AM bus ride?
- If you’re still looking for a freelance gig, I’ve got an opening for someone to occupy 100% of my thoughts. The pay is terrible, but the boss thinks you’re a masterpiece even when you’re 'bagunçada'.
- I heard you’re a sub bi-romantic with medium drive and a love for racing games, so how about we skip the 'bloing bloing' talk and see if we have enough chemistry to outrun a Need for Speed police chase?
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PC gamer from Florianópolis. When I'm not grinding Valorant or Jujutsu, I’m navigating life’s quirks with a healthy dose of realism and zero tolerance for nudes.– @luakjc
Your signature cocktail
Bloing Bloing Depression
This drink captures Lua's mix of high-volume social interaction and deep personal melancholy. The Cachaça represents her Florianópolis roots, while the espresso nods to her “bom dia seis e ônibus” early starts. It’s a bittersweet concoction that proves “dá pra ser peituda e ter depressão”, balanced with a dark color for her habit of “passar de preto como sempre”. Though she claims “a apatia tomou conta de mim”, the glitter ensures she still shines like a “mera sub bi romântica” despite the constant hate.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Lua exhibits a high degree of Slytherin self-preservation and resourcefulness, openly prioritizing her own peace by declaring “vou bloquear todo mundo dos meus contatos e deixar só minha família falar cmg”. She demonstrates the house's characteristic ambition and pragmatic drive for success, stating her 2026 goal is to “Ganhar mais dinheiro e me curar das minhas feridas emocionais”. Despite emotional struggles, she remains calculating regarding her public image and potential monetization, admitting “o jeito vai ser abrir um privacy mesmo”. Her sharp, defensive wit when dealing with haters and her blunt honesty about her boundaries showcase the cunning and directness often found in the dungeons of Slytherin.
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Everything is Embarrassing - Sky Ferreira
The song's melancholic synth-pop vibe perfectly mirrors Lua’s constant struggle between aesthetic self-expression and deep emotional exhaustion, as seen when she says “sim, dá pra ser peituda e ter depressão”. Ferreira’s lyrics about being tired and misunderstood resonate with Lua's feelings of apathy and social fatigue, especially in her tweet: “a apatia tomou conta de mim. mesmo com as pessoas me xingando não consigo sentir mais nada”. Despite her frequent 'daily complaints' and admission of “ideação suicida”, she continues to post through the 'embarrassment' of internet hate, maintaining a specific alternative look. The track captures that exact Floripa-summer-sadness where she is looking at nothing and “pensando em nada” while dealing with the pressures of being perceived online.
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