Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Loyal fan: Shows strong support for Cruzeiro and Colts, e.g. repeated NFL and Cruzeiro tweets like “#FechadoComOCruzeiro” and long-term backing of Colts in multiple playoff/Super Bowl posts.
- Affectionate: Expresses love openly, such as “Eu te amo! http://t.co/8SclN6g2BD” and several tweets mentioning his girlfriend and buying her a Christmas present.
- Family‑oriented: Uses tags like “#familiafeliz #grupodomathinho” and references family moments, suggesting value placed on close relationships.
- Enthusiastic: Communicates strong excitement about sports and trips, e.g. “Goooooooooooooooooool porra!!!! 10x melhor que o Marcelo Moreno!” and hyped Super Bowl/NFL posts.
- Humorous: Uses playful jokes and self‑irony, like “A mais nova mascote da Vila! Kkkkkkkkkk” and joking about throwing the ball like a bomb in “Iria comemorar jogando a bola no meio dos jogadores como se fosse uma bomba! kkkkk”.
Weaknesses:
- Insulting language: Uses harsh insults toward players/refs, e.g. “juiz ladrao filho da puta! vai toma no cu! Voce eh esse Bambi viado do BIcharlysson”.
- Aggressive rivalry: Addresses rival fans in a hostile way, as in “atleticano que fica procurando tweet do cruzeiro para ficar metendo o pau depois e muito ter dor de cutevelo e ser franga!! #checkINquilino”.
- Crude humor: Relies on coarse jokes and expressions, for example mocking shows as “Show horrivel!” and using vulgar wording in sports commentary.
- Impulsive reactions: Tweets emotionally in the moment about delays or games, like criticizing LATAM in “Voo pra Assunção só 2h atrasado, parabéns @LATAM_BRA, tá certinho” and immediate rants about team performance.
- Casual offensiveness: Uses slurs and derogatory terms in jokes and rants, such as “Bambi viado” and “franga” for rival fans in the Atlético tweet.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
This user most closely matches Homer Simpson: passionate about sports, emotional, impulsive, and very expressive. He swings between ecstatic fandom and furious frustration just like Homer, celebrating his team with tweets like “Vamo Cruzeiro, pqp” and then raging at bad results with lines such as “juiz ladrao filho da puta! vai toma no cu!”. His love for American football and the Colts, shown in tweets like “GO COLTS! #NFLnaESPN” and “Colts tri campeao! Nao tem pra patriots com a gnt esse ano!”, mirrors Homer’s obsessive, often overconfident sports fandom. At the same time, he’s openly affectionate and sentimental about his partner and family life, as in “Forever can never be long enough for me... =/” and “Ja dei boa noite para o meu amor”, which fits Homer’s big-hearted, if goofy, devotion to his loved ones. His casual humor, mild complaining like “Voo pra Assunção só 2h atrasado, parabéns @LATAM_BRA, tá certinho”, and overall laid-back, fun-seeking vibe are also quintessentially Homer.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
They lean Extraverted: they frequently tweet from and about social contexts (stadiums, church, English class, trips, parties) and openly share personal moments and feelings, e.g. celebrating football games and posting about being with their girlfriend: “To aqui com a minha namorada linda! Ahahahha”. Their content is strongly Sensing-oriented, focused on tangible experiences like specific matches, travel, sunsets, and gadgets, such as “Pôr do Sol extremamente lindo... @ Jericoacoara” and detailed references to particular games and players rather than abstractions. They appear more Feeling than Thinking: despite some bluntness when angry at referees or rival fans, their timeline is saturated with emotional expression, affection, and loyalty (#familiafeliz, #FechadoComOCruzeiro, “Eu te amo!”), showing values- and relationship-driven reactions. Finally, they fit Perceiving better than Judging because they seem spontaneous and in-the-moment (lots of “bora”, “vamo”, live reactions to games and trips), and not especially preoccupied with structure or long-term planning; for instance, they casually note “Bora que amanhã começa! Que venha o quarto período! #SóExatas #PartiuVarginha” in an excited, improvisational tone rather than a detailed plan. Overall, their energetic social presence, focus on concrete enjoyment (sports, travel, parties), emotive tone, and go-with-the-flow lifestyle align best with ESFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You’re #FechadoComOCruzeiro and #NFLnaESPN… how about we add #FechadoComLucas to the list and draft me as your number one pick?
- You miss TY and Andrew Luck on the Colts – I volunteer as your new franchise QB: I promise zero interceptions, only long drives and clutch comebacks.
- If we were at that Jericoacoara sunset you tweeted, I’d still think the most beautiful view was the one standing next to me complaining about LATAM delays and Cruzeiro’s defense.
- You cheer for Cruzeiro, shout ‘GO COLTS!’, and still survived Rei do Gado on GloboNews – clearly you like intense emotions. Want to risk the ultimate one and go on a date with me?
- You’ve watched Super Bowls, Libertadores, UFC with Anderson Silva, even suffered through that ‘show horrivel’… so going out with me will be easy mode compared to all the drama you’ve already tanked.
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Engineer who schedules flights around Cruzeiro games and Colts kickoffs. Once taught a full monitoria to a single student and still called it a crowd.– @lucas_neiva
Your signature cocktail
Blue Horseshoe Hail Mary
This cocktail is strong and high-energy, just like someone who yells “Vamo Cruzeiro, pqp” in the stands and lives for game days like “Botafogo x Cruzeiro #Líder @ Maracanã”. The cachaça with coffee represents long nights of NFL and ESPN, hyped up with tweets such as “GO COLTS! #NFLnaESPN” and the eternal faith of “Colts tri campeao! Nao tem pra patriots com a gnt esse ano! Ahahaha #nflespn”. Blue Curaçao gives it Cruzeiro-and-Colts colors, nodding to “#FechadoComOCruzeiro” and the obsession with blue helmets in “Colts que vão ser campeao! Vamos pra cima com tudo… #NFLnaESPN”. Guaraná soda keeps it Brazilian and playful, like the travel and beach vibes of “Pôr do Sol extremamente lindo... @ Jericoacoara” and “Rise and shine sunshine! Bora pra casa! 😁”. The bitters and salted lime wedge echo his salty rants at refs and airlines in “juiz ladrao filho da puta! vai toma no cu!” and “Voo pra Assunção só 2h atrasado, parabéns @LATAM_BRA, tá certinho”, adding just enough edge to balance the sweetness of tweets like “Eu te amo!”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Lucas shows strong loyalty and team-oriented identity, especially with Cruzeiro: he repeatedly declares support with tweets like “#FechadoComOCruzeiro” and “#FechadoComOTinga”, and defends his club passionately against rivals in “atleticano que fica procurando tweet do cruzeiro para ficar metendo o pau depois e muito ter dor de cutevelo e ser franga!! #checkINquilino”. His supportiveness extends to family and friends, as seen in affectionate posts like “#familiafeliz #grupodomathinho” and “To aqui com a minha namorada linda! Ahahahha”, showing a clear priority on close relationships. He also demonstrates a steady, everyday diligence: he talks about university and classes in “Bora que amanhã começa! Que venha o quarto período! #SóExatas #PartiuVarginha” and jokes about academic life and monitoria in “Único que veio pra monitoria hoje! Ahahahaha”, indicating he sticks with responsibilities. While there is some Gryffindor-like sports bravado in tweets such as “Goooooooooooooooooool porra!!!! 10x melhor que o Marcelo Moreno!”, it’s grounded more in enthusiastic fandom than in a hero complex. Overall, his defining traits are loyalty to his teams and people, enjoyment of community, and a down-to-earth, hard-working attitude, which align most closely with Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Best Day of My Life - American Authors
A well-suited song for Lucas Neiva is Best Day of My Life by American Authors because his tweets show an upbeat, optimistic, and experience-focused personality. He frequently shares joyful sports moments and passionate fandom, like his excitement for Cruzeiro and the NFL in tweets such as “Vamo Cruzeiro, pqp [picture]” and “GO COLTS! #NFLnaESPN [picture]”. He also celebrates trips and beautiful places with enthusiasm, as seen in “Pôr do Sol extremamente lindo... @ Jericoacoara http://t.co/bJzLBvO1Pl [picture]” and “Que isso!?!? Lindo demais! @ Jericoacoara http://t.co/iRRT5rzdsv [picture]”, which fits the song’s theme of enjoying life’s moments. His affectionate tweets like “Eu te amo! http://t.co/8SclN6g2BD [picture]” and playful posts with friends and family, such as “#familiafeliz #grupodomathinho http://t.co/PNiVY0FfZF [picture]”, reinforce the positive, celebratory vibe. Even when he complains or jokes about setbacks, like “Voo pra Assunção só 2h atrasado, parabéns @LATAM_BRA, tá certinho [picture]”, it’s done with humor rather than bitterness, matching the song’s resilient, upbeat energy. Overall, his timeline reads like someone constantly turning everyday life, sports, travel, and relationships into a series of "best days," which aligns closely with the spirit of the song.
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