Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Reflects on patterns like fast–binge cycles and their impact, e.g. analyzing urges in “honestly the issue is that whenver i go over my limit even by a little i get a sudden binge urge i think i need to figure out what to do about that”.
- Caring: Shows concern for others’ wellbeing, such as worrying about a sick classmate in “i remember on my school trip i heard a girl i don’t know that well throwing up in the bathroom i hope she’s doing okay” and her ex-friend in “i saw my ex bsf clearly for the first time in a while today and she looks so so bad and it kinda breaks my heart”.
- Hardworking: Juggles school, finals, and a job, and pushes herself to study and work shifts, like in “i was super excited for a long shift today cus it means im forced not to eat but lowkey,, im at work and this was a bad decision …” and “ive lit just been doing math problems all day but i still dont undertand anything omfggg”.
- Humorous: Uses jokes and dramatic exaggeration even when stressed, as in “my chem grade is so bad rn cus i spend the whole time flirting w the girl who sits next to me and she does not gaf cus shes straight so why am i even doing all that” and “i genuinely think this is the funniest edtwt post like i laugh out loud when i see it”.
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares joy, fear, jealousy, and stress, like excitement in “my bsf might come w me on vacation pls pls pls ahhh ill lock in so hard to match swimsuits w her” and vulnerability in “IM SO TIRED OF BEING SCARED”.
Weaknesses:
- Disordered-eating: Tweets revolve around fasting, restriction, thinspo, and fear of fullness, like “since i didn’t eat during finals week and i ended up doing ok in my classes i now feel like i can avoid eating and everything will turn out fine anyway so ill fast for a few days this week🫰” and bio “3 days binge free”.
- Body-obsession: Fixates on weight and appearance, e.g. “i cna tell i would be so much prettier if i was thinner ugh ugh ugh” and “there is a specific celebrity…has the PERFECT body and i literally cant stop obsessing over her”.
- Negative-self-image: Describes self as “gross” or “fat,” such as “i feel so gross i wanna cry” and comparing to thinner friends in “all my friends r thin and i feel sooo fat”.
- Perfectionistic: Sets rigid goals and ties worth to performance and control, like “I WILL LOSE 10LBS 🕯️ and hopefully get all as but im ok w a B in ap calc” and viewing eating at outings as failures in “ok outing w friends was not good calorically but i persevere”.
- Avoidant-coping: Uses restriction and overwork instead of addressing feelings, like fasting through finals in “it is not wise to try to fast during finals week but i also dont care” and skipping homework to exercise in “i think perhaps i will go walk on the treadmill instead of doing my hoemwork”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s a high-achieving, anxious teen who often feels misunderstood and trapped by her environment, just like this user talking about finals and grades: “my finals r actaully going so bad and idk why im surprised like yeah this is what happens when u dont eat and dont study Girl” and “I WILL LOSE 10LBS 🕯️ and hopefully get all as but im ok w a B in ap calc”. Lisa is also canonically politically and socially aware, paralleling tweets about being asked to lead the LGBT group and feeling tokenized: “i got asked to lead the lgbt student group at school but theyre only asking me cus im the only one in my grade whos open lgbt and not white 😠 find soneone ELSE”. The user’s intense self-criticism and body-image struggles, like “i cna tell i would be so much prettier if i was thinner ugh ugh ugh” and “all my friends r thin and i feel sooo fat”, echo Lisa’s insecurity and perfectionism. Their longing to escape their current life—“this is my promise to myself that i am going to leave my house for college and neverrrr come back” and “i literally want to graduate and go to college soooo bad i hate this school and everybody in it”—also mirrors Lisa’s recurring desire to get out of Springfield and build a future that feels more like her. Even the mix of burnout, overcommitment, and emotional intensity—“im so burnt out i cant make myself study even though FINALS NEXT WEEK LOCK IN”—fits Lisa’s combination of drive and exhaustion.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they frequently talk about social plans and friends, e.g. being excited that their best friend might join a vacation and matching swimsuits “my bsf might come w me on vacation pls pls pls ahhh ill lock in so hard to match swimsuits w her”, and they openly seek interaction on edtwt with an intro post inviting mutuals “new #edtwt intro .✦ … interactive! ♡︎/↻ for mutuals !”. They seem more Intuitive than Sensing: their focus is on imagined futures and identities (dream school, future college life, body ideal, leaving home) rather than just present facts, such as obsessing over a JP celebrity who embodies her ideal life “has all the clothes i want, is so photogenic and has the PERFECT body and i literally cant stop obsessing over her” and promising herself she’ll leave home for college forever “this is my promise to myself that i am going to leave my house for college and neverrrr come back”. Their decisions and reactions are clearly Feeling-dominated: posts are emotionally charged, centered on relationships and self-worth, such as resenting being tokenized to lead the LGBT group “theyre only asking me cus im the only one in my grade whos open lgbt and not white 😠” and feeling heartbroken over an ex-best friend’s health while still disliking her “i hate her but i hope she gets help because this is so sad to see”. Finally, they show a Perceiving style under the surface: while they try to impose rigid plans around food and weight, their life outside the ED is reactive and somewhat chaotic (burnout, procrastinating homework for the treadmill, cramming for finals), reflected in posts like “i think perhaps i will go walk on the treadmill instead of doing my hoemwork” and “im so burnt out i cant make myself study even though FINALS NEXT WEEK LOCK IN”. Taken together—social and expressive (E), future- and ideal-focused (N), highly emotional and relational (F), and struggling with consistent structure despite strong intentions (P)—they best fit ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said finals went bad because you ‘don’t eat and don’t study, Girl’… what if we make a new plan: we eat, we (pretend to) study, and I help you forget about that smart scale your mom has for a night.
- You’re out here mad at straight girls who relate Sufjan to their boyfriends, but if you ever want a non-straight girl to relate ‘Mystery of Love’ to, I volunteer as tribute.
- You bought a shirt that’s ‘too small’ as motivation, but honestly from your ‘obtained a shirt that is too small for me yes motivation🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️’ tweet, it sounds like the shirt should be motivated to live up to you instead.
- You: ‘I got fully setup to walk on the treadmill and it’s BROKEN WHAT.’ Me: that’s just the universe telling you to walk into my DMs instead of on the treadmill.
- You’re 3 days binge free, juggling AP calc, a trash job you hate, and getting asked to lead the LGBT group just for existing—genuinely, that kind of resilience is way more attractive than any ‘perfect body’ thinspo could ever be.
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笑子 | 16 | JP/US | survives finals on Monster, fanfics & treadmill queues. Once made a giant pot of pho just to photograph it, not eat it.– @lucentcals
Your signature cocktail
Beachside Junkorexic Dream Fizz
This cocktail starts with yuzu-infused vodka for your Japanese-American identity and sharp, bright humor, echoing your intro as “she/her, 16, japanese & american” in “new #edtwt intro .✦ ݁˖ ⤷ she/her, 16, japanese & american”. Sparkling pear juice brings a soft sweetness and nostalgia, a nod to “i love pear juice” and the tender parts of you that still light up over small comforts like perfume and books. A swirl of matcha syrup represents late nights, study burnout, and SAT/finals grind energy from posts like “my finals r actaully going so bad and idk why im surprised like yeah this is what happens when u dont eat and dont study Girl” and “i get my sat score tmrw morning ahhhhhhhhhh”. The sea-salt foam captures your beach/vacation longing and slightly bitter edge about school and home life, riffing on “i want to go to the beach🌊” and “i literally want to graduate and go to college soooo bad i hate this school and everybody in it 😟”. Finally, an edible flower garnish symbolizes how hard you chase aesthetic goals and ‘perfect body’ fantasies—both your own and that celebrity you “cant stop obsessing over” in “there is a specific celebrity whos also jp, goes to my dream school, has all the clothes i want, is so photogenic and has the PERFECT body”—turning all that messy, chaotic energy into something pretty, fizzy, and a little bit heartbreaking.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The strongest throughline in their tweets is relentless ambition and self‑driven scheming, which fits Slytherin best. They constantly set aggressive weight/grade goals and build strategies around them, like planning to "OMAD and then next week back to fasting🍀🍀 and i WILL lose 5 lb before february" “ok tmrw and this weekend im hanging out w friends every day so im going to be brave and omad and then next week back to fasting🍀🍀 and i WILL lose 5 lb before february” and "I WILL LOSE 10LBS 🕯️ and hopefully get all as but im ok w a B in ap calc" “I WILL LOSE 10LBS 🕯️ and hopefully get all as but im ok w a B in ap calc”. There’s a clear pattern of instrumental thinking and self‑preservation, like using long shifts as forced restriction—"i was super excited for a long shift today cus it means im forced not to eat" “i was super excited for a long shift today cus it means im forced not to eat but lowkey,, im at work and this was a bad decision …😭😭😭😭😭”—and seeing swim season as a convenient cover story for visible weight loss: "i havw to get to gw during swim season bc then I’ll have a plausible excuse for why ive lost weight" “i havw to get to gw during swim season bc then I’ll have a plausible excuse for why ive lost weight….. having a timeframe of only 2 months to do it is scary though”. They’re also quick to frame school, work, and their environment as obstacles to outmaneuver—"i literally want to graduate and go to college soooo bad i hate this school and everybody in it 😟 except my friends but everybody else can die" “i literally want to graduate and go to college soooo bad i hate this school and everybody in it 😟 except my friends but everybody else can die”—and they resent being tokenized as a leader, which still shows that others see leadership potential: "i got asked to lead the lgbt student group at school" “i got asked to lead the lgbt student group at school but theyre only asking me cus im the only one in my grade whos open lgbt and not white 😠 find soneone ELSE”. While they work hard and care about friends (mild Hufflepuff traits), their defining qualities are determination, goal‑orientation, and a strategic, self‑protective mindset—classic Slytherin.
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Your song
this is me trying - Taylor Swift
A well‑known song that fits them best is “this is me trying” by Taylor Swift, because it captures the mix of exhaustion, self-criticism, and quiet determination that shows up throughout their tweets. They constantly push themselves academically and feel burnt out, like when they say “im so burnt out i cant make myself study even though FINALS NEXT WEEK LOCK IN” and “my finals r actaully going so bad and idk why im surprised like yeah this is what happens when u dont eat and dont study Girl”. The song’s theme of battling internal struggles and still wanting to be better echoes their eating disorder posts, such as “im so sick of binging i Know its in my control but i just go fast > binge > fast > binge i hate this HATE” and “i cna tell i would be so much prettier if i was thinner ugh ugh ugh”. Like the line “I had the shiniest wheels, now they’re rusting,” they’re nostalgic for a version of themselves they liked more, reflected in “found an old photo of myself from before I first got fat and like. Oh my god”. Despite everything, there’s a persistent effort to keep going and improve—seen in their bio “3 days binge free” and tweets like “ok outing w friends was not good calorically but i persevere”—which fits the song’s quiet, vulnerable resilience.
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