Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Frequently uses jokes and memes, like the science pun in “guys how do atoms make smores ? a BOND fire!” and self-aware bits like “holy crap im in fortnite”.
- Self-aware: Openly reflects on identity and feelings, e.g. “i need to get better at being me” and jokingly listing age, pronouns, and interests in “i go by cl4ver ig. 15 ig. he/him ig. gay ig.”.
- Supportive: Affirms others and queer community, as in “thank you gay people for making me feel safe”, “everybody is a pretty girl”, and “gay looks great on u btw”.
- Socially-aware: Comments critically on language and race, like “A WHITE WOMAN IN AND OF HERSELF IS NOT A SNOW BUNNY STOP USING WORDS AND YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT THEY MEAN” and “are they trying to fight racism with racism??????”.
- Expressive: Comfortable sharing emotions and thoughts openly, from loneliness in “me seeing all my friends go out and I’m inside like a fucking loser” to crush drama in “a guy cuter than me is talking to the boy i like”.
Weaknesses:
- Suicidal-joking: Frequently uses self-harm language as humor, such as “0 likes and im killing myself”, “killing myself”, and “daddy’s about to kill himself”.
- Harsh-language: Uses insulting or aggressive phrasing like “nigga look like a pedo” and “i fucking hate these people”, which can come off as hostile.
- Attention-seeking: Leans on dramatic posts for engagement, such as “i think i’m gonna deactivate… do you like me? do you want me to push u against the wall and kiss you?” and like-based threats in “0 likes and im killing myself”.
- Insecure: Shows strong self-doubt about looks and relationships, e.g. “a guy cuter than me is talking to the boy i like im never getting that cookie” and “like am i nothing to u”.
- Overwhelmed: Often expresses being stressed by school and responsibilities, like “mind you i have to go to school in an hour and I HAVENT SLEPT KILL ME” and “wdym i have to take the psat in 2 months”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user fits Bart Simpson best: chaotic, funny, and attention-seeking but clearly soft underneath. They lean into edgy humor and melodramatic exaggeration like Bart does, with posts such as “0 likes and im killing myself” and “killing myself” that read like over-the-top teenage theatrics rather than literal intent. They’re mischievous and horny in a very teen-Bart way, joking about things like “why does facial cleanser look like cum” and “it’s kinky being a boy, i have to be like chained up all the time or something”. At the same time, there’s insecurity and craving for validation under the jokes, shown in “like am i nothing to u” and “a guy cuter than me is talking to the boy i like im never getting that cookie”. Their gay, shitpost-heavy, school-stressed life—“wdym i have to take the psat in 2 months” and “mind you i have to go to school in an hour and I HAVENT SLEPT KILL ME”—maps well onto a modern, queer-coded version of Bart: irreverent, dramatic, and secretly tender-hearted.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert: they frequently seek interaction and attention, e.g. flirting and teasing followers in “who want me” and the playful mock-deactivation bit in “do you like me? do you want me to push u against the wall and kiss you?”, and they talk about having multiple DMs and social circles in “i have like 5 people in my discord dms now im scared”. Their humor and interests suggest Intuition over Sensing: they like conceptual jokes and meta-commentary like “are they trying to fight racism with racism??????” and openly play with identity and hypotheticals in “wondering if i would look good as a femboy hmmmmmmmmm” rather than focusing on concrete, practical detail. They are clearly Feeling-oriented: they center emotions, validation, and relationships in “like am i nothing to u”, express insecurity and affection in “everybody is a pretty girl”, and talk about feeling safe with specific groups in “thank you gay people for making me feel safe”. Their lifestyle and tone fit Perceiving: they procrastinate and go with the flow (scrolling Wikipedia instead of homework in “supposed to be doing spanish homework but somehow starting scrolling the 67 wikipedia page”), complain about chaotic sleep and school in “mind you i have to go to school in an hour and I HAVENT SLEPT KILL ME”, and generally react spontaneously to whatever is happening on the timeline. Taken together—social, emotionally expressive, identity- and concept-focused, and flexible rather than structured—the profile best matches ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said facial cleanser looks like cum so you don’t wanna put it on your face every morning — I respectfully volunteer as a more enjoyable part of your skincare routine.
- You’re panicking at creepers in Minecraft, failing your ‘one talent,’ and still calling yourself Yuji Itadori… so if you’re Yuji, does that make me the cute boy you risk everything for?
- You listed all your socials and nine Gmail accounts like a little digital hydra — I only need one account with you: relationship: 1 (shared).
- You keep tweeting ‘killing myself’ and ‘daddy’s about to kill himself,’ but then you drop ‘who want me’ and #NewProfilePic like that — I don’t want you gone, I want you in my DMs planning our gay Halloween together.
- You’re stressing about PSATs, geo tests, and colleges in your email, but also thanking gay people for making you feel safe — let me be your extra-credit assignment: one cute gay boy dedicated to making you feel safe and adored, no studying required.
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15 • he/him • professional overthinker, part-time geometry hater. Once stayed up all night for a halftime show and still almost passed that test.– @luckiuke4
Your signature cocktail
The Gay Geo Panic
The Gay Geo Panic is a chaotic-sweet, slightly sour highball that hits like a late-night test you didn’t study for, inspired by their stressy school brainrot in “if i bomb this geo test” and “why do radicals exist in math i hate u geo”. White rum keeps it young and a little reckless, echoing the unfiltered oversharing of “0 likes and im killing myself” and the dramatic flair of “daddy’s about to kill himself”. Sour apple liqueur adds bite for all the savage commentary like “nigga look like a pedo” and “she really thought this ate”, while pink grapefruit juice brings a soft, fruity sweetness for the tender gay yearning in “a guy cuter than me is talking to the boy i like im never getting that cookie”. Sparkling yuzu soda makes it fizzy and loud, just like their hyper-online, multi-account life in “how many accounts do u have?” and their self-intro in “i go by cl4ver ig. 15 ig. he/him ig. gay ig.”. An edible glitter rim finishes it off in unapologetically gay sparkle, matching the affirmations of “gay looks great on u btw”, the chaotic thirst of “who want me”, and the playful menace of “follow the gaybo who says he’s straight”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They consistently center relationships, comfort, and a desire to belong, which aligns with Hufflepuff’s focus on loyalty and community. Their pin-style intro emphasizes wanting connection over clout: “i go by cl4ver ig. 15 ig. he/him ig. gay ig. #yaoitwt ig. #moothunt ig. follow me ig. send me gimmicks ig.”, and they repeatedly frame themselves through friends and crushes, like “a guy cuter than me is talking to the boy i like im never getting that cookie” and “my boy ain’t my boy but i call him that cuz it feels better”. They show a protective, fairness-oriented streak toward queer people, jokingly but clearly valuing a safe, accepting community: “thank you gay people for making me feel safe”, “bitch we all gay”, and “gay looks great on u btw”. Even when they use dark humor about themselves, it’s often in a self-deprecating, vulnerable way, e.g. “i think i’m gonna deactivate. i don’t have many followers, almost no interactions. this is the best for everyone… do you like me?”, which reflects a desire for reassurance and steady affection more than ambition or glory. Their posts are less about cunning plans or intellectual elitism and more about feelings, inclusion, and wanting everyone (including themselves) to be seen and accepted, which is very Hufflepuff at its core.
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Your song
MONTERO (Call Me By Your Name) - Lil Nas X
Lil Nas X’s MONTERO (Call Me By Your Name) fits them because it’s unapologetically gay, chaotic, and flirty in the same way their timeline is. They openly center being gay and horny in a joking way, like when they say “ho said gay ships are fetishes no i just wanna see niggas kiss” and describe themselves as “15… he/him… gay… #yaoitwt… #moothunt” in their intro post “i go by cl4ver ig…”. The song’s mix of insecurity and bold confidence mirrors tweets like “i need to get better at being me” versus thirsty jokes like “who want me” and the mock-suave deactivation bait “do you like me? do you want me to push u against the wall and kiss you?”. Like MONTERO, they lean into being a dramatic, funny, horny gay teen while still hinting at real feelings of loneliness and wanting to be wanted.
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