Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Acknowledges his own patterns and consequences, like in “'isto é problema pro lucas do futuro' e de fato virou um grande problema pro lucas do futuro”.
- Loyal fan: Shows deep, long-term attachment to Corinthians and Arsenal, referencing childhood Orkut communities and old players like in “Lucas Rocha de 12 anos entrando na comunidade do orkut CORINTHIANS O PODEROSO TIMÃO…”.
- Humorous: Uses irony and memes to comment on sports and life, such as “on april 4th 2024 chaves was gunned down in the streets of brazil by a rival drug cartel” and multiple “tô passando mal” reaction posts.
- Culturally engaged: Engages with music, movies, and internet culture, e.g. “billie eillish sampleou a musica MALANDRAMENTE no novo album dela” and “planejei ver anatomia de uma queda hoje…”.
- Passionate fan: Shows intense emotional investment in teams and athletes, like “VAMOS PELA COPA.” and “maior feito de um clube na história do esporte bretão. nada se compara”.
Weaknesses:
- Overly cynical: Frequently dismissive or negative about things, such as “time se humilha por engajamento em rede social” and criticism of IA singing posts in “como eu odeio essas conversa com IA cantando”.
- Harsh judgment: Uses strong put-downs for people and teams, like “eu não sei se esse cara tem capacidade nem de pegar a 101 num sábado qualquer” and “lateral Hugo pra ser ruim tem que melhorar muito ainda”.
- Impulse-driven: Admits to choices made without much planning or care, such as picking law with a “foda-se” in “daí coloquei direito e fodase” and getting into “inacreditável as situações que me coloco”](tweet_url).
- Negativity-prone: Often focuses on frustration and annoyance, e.g. “é muito ruim ser torcedor em 2024” and “também não tem como defender essa lista de técnicos pqp”.
- Provocative tone: Likes to stir and provoke, labeling behaviors strongly, like “fato. comer bebendo álcool é coisa de ALCOÓLATRA” or mocking clubs and players in multiple quoted tweets.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
This user most closely matches Homer Simpson: passionate, impulsive, sports-obsessed, and often joking about his own bad decisions. He swings between intense fandom and self-deprecating chaos, like when he says “'isto é problema pro lucas do futuro' e de fato virou um grande problema pro lucas do futuro” and “inacreditável as situações que me coloco”, which feels very Homer forgetting consequences until they hit him. His life is heavily driven by sports and fandom—Corinthians, Arsenal, F1, hockey—mirroring Homer’s obsessive devotion to the Springfield Isotopes and any spectacle, as seen in tweets like “VAMOS PELA COPA.”, “playoffs hockey é uma delícia!!!!!!!”, and “nós da Arsenal Brazil de Ituporanga SC estamos ansiosos para the grande decisão de hoje”. He’s sarcastic and complains a lot but in a fundamentally humorous, almost lovable way, for example “fato. comer bebendo álcool é coisa de ALCOÓLATRA” and “é muito ruim ser torcedor em 2024”. Like Homer, he blends random pop-culture takes and chaotic humor—“billie eillish sampleou a musica MALANDRAMENTE no novo album dela” and “on april 4th 2024 chaves was gunned down in the streets of brazil by a rival drug cartel”—into an ongoing, slightly absurd commentary on life. Even his grumpy disdain for trends, like “como eu odeio essas conversa com IA cantando. cada coisa sem graça que vcs ficam forçando porra”, fits Homer’s curmudgeonly but comedic reactions to new things.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISTP
They lean introverted: their tweets are mostly commentary rather than personal social broadcasting, with occasional self‑referential jokes like “'isto é problema pro lucas do futuro' e de fato virou um grande problema pro lucas do futuro” and “inacreditável as situações que me coloco”, which suggest a reflective, self-contained tone rather than a need for attention. The focus on concrete sports moments and specific details points to Sensing: they talk about very tangible events and players such as “que jogador é breno bidon”, “Carlos Sainz é piloto” and “brock boeser. CRAQUE.”, plus practical day‑to‑day observations like “já buzinaram pra mim por parar no sinal vermelho (de dia) no rj”. Their style is blunt, sarcastic, and often critical, favoring Thinking over Feeling: examples include “fato. comer bebendo álcool é coisa de ALCOÓLATRA”, “também não tem como defender essa lista de técnicos pqp”, and the dismissive tech-related jab “como eu odeio essas conversa com IA cantando. cada coisa sem graça que vcs ficam forçando porra”. They clearly skew Perceiving: they joke about procrastination (“'isto é problema pro lucas do futuro'”), fantasize and change plans on the fly (“planejei ver anatomia de uma queda hoje mas cai no canal do casimiro antes”), and talk casually about possibilities like “e se eu for passar um final de semana no rio” rather than structured planning. The combination of dry humor, concrete sports/technical focus, skepticism toward hype (e.g., “time se humilha por engajamento em rede social”) and relaxed, go-with-the-flow lifestyle fits best with ISTP: an introverted, observant, analytical type who enjoys reacting to real-world situations with detached, often sarcastic commentary.
Some pickup lines for you
- If future Lucas can deal with all the problems you keep leaving for him, I promise present me can at least help him with the most important one: deciding whether we watch Corinthians, Arsenal or playoffs hockey on our first date.
- You said eating while drinking alcohol is thing of an alcoholic, so I have a better idea: we skip the drinks, grab some food, and get drunk only on the drama of Corinthians taking 3 from Fluminense and the Giants of the Desert chasing the Copa.
- As a fellow hater of unfunny ‘AI singing’ chats, I offer you this: no cringey lyrics, just us roasting bad football kit designs and ranking which version of Cássio lives rent‑free in your Daily Mix soundtrack.
- Your timeline jumps from Magnussen’s villain arc and Max Verstappen fever dreams to Brock Boeser and Arsenal Brazil de Ituporanga — I’m just trying to be versatile enough to fit in as your favorite multi‑sport signing.
- You almost did Economics at FURB, you love a good ‘nó tático do árbitro’, and you still think about Emirates building a stadium for Corinthians — how about we run a little cost‑benefit analysis on turning this mutual clubismo into a long‑term contract?
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Geology student from Blumenau who almost studied Economics by typo. Corinthians, Arsenal & hockey sufferer. Opinions on kits, goalies & goofy refs.– @lucrocha31
Your signature cocktail
Widespread Panic on the Rocks
This cocktail starts with cachaça infused with cold-brew coffee for late-night, football-fueled energy and the chaotic grind of being a Corinthians and Arsenal fan, echoing vibes like “VAMOS PELA COPA. [picture]” and “nós da Arsenal Brazil de Ituporanga SC estamos ansiosos para the grande decisão de hoje [picture]”. Campari brings a bitter edge, matching the resigned sarcasm of tweets such as “é muito ruim ser torcedor em 2024 [picture] [quoted tweet]” and “e o fluminense que tomou 3 do corinthians kkkk [picture]”. Passion fruit juice adds a bright, playful acidity that reflects the humor and pop-culture chaos of “billie eillish sampleou a musica MALANDRAMENTE no novo album dela [picture]” and “on april 4th 2024 chaves was gunned down in the streets of brazil by a rival drug cartel [picture] [quoted tweet]”. A splash of Brazilian lager beer nods to the everyday, bar-table commentary across sports—football, F1, hockey—like “playoffs hockey é uma delícia!!!!!!! [picture]” and “precisamos de mais magnussens na formula 1 [picture]”. Finally, a smoked salt rim grounds everything in a slightly toxic, but lovable, edge of irony and self-deprecation, capturing lines such as “inacreditável as situações que me coloco [picture]” and the bio’s succinct chaos: “widespread panic”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows a distinctly Gryffindor mix of boldness, impulsiveness, and a taste for chaos. He openly embraces risky or uncomfortable situations with a shrug, e.g. mocking his own choices in “inacreditável as situações que me coloco” and laughing at getting honked at for obeying a red light in Rio in “já buzinaram pra mim por parar no sinal vermelho (de dia) no rj”, which signals a certain reckless courage and comfort with confrontation. His sports fandom is intensely emotional and combative rather than calculating: he celebrates club glory with lines like “VAMOS PELA COPA.”, teases rivals in “e o fluminense que tomou 3 do corinthians kkkk”, and revels in aggressive players and drivers such as “assustador o quanto o magnussen é mau caráter. sou fã”, which fits Gryffindor’s love of bold, all‑in personalities. He’s also willing to bluntly call out things he dislikes without worrying how it comes off, as in “como eu odeio essas conversa com IA cantando. cada coisa sem graça que vcs ficam forçando porra”, suggesting a forthright, head‑on style rather than the strategic subtlety of Slytherin. While there are hints of humor and nostalgia that could fit other houses, the dominant traits are impulsive passion, confrontational loyalty in sports, and a comfort with risk and emotional extremes—hallmarks of Gryffindor rather than the quieter diligence of Hufflepuff, the cerebral detachment of Ravenclaw, or the calculated ambition of Slytherin.
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Your song
Mr. Brightside - The Killers
A fitting song for @lucrocha31 is Mr. Brightside by The Killers, because it matches his mix of pessimistic humor, sports heartbreak, and persistent enthusiasm. He constantly lives in the emotional rollercoaster of fandom, like when he jokes about hockey playoffs being chaotic fun in “playoffs hockey é uma delícia!!!!!!!” and reacts dramatically to racing dreams in “sonhei que a ferrari tinha assinado com max verstappen e adrian newey e o leclerc ia correr na formula e”. The self-deprecating tone of the song echoes his way of laughing at his own misfortunes, such as “inacreditável as situações que me coloco” and “'isto é problema pro lucas do futuro' e de fato virou um grande problema pro lucas do futuro”. He also clings to clubs and heroes with almost tragic devotion, seen in “goleiro cássio realmente foi embora” and “que jogador é breno bidon”, which mirrors the song’s obsessive, can’t-let-go energy. Overall, his timeline is a stream of overreactions, ironic suffering, and unwavering passion for his teams, perfectly in line with the anxious, dramatic spirit of Mr. Brightside.
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