Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: Shows intense enthusiasm for interests like Dottore and fandoms, e.g. “ESTOU NAS TRINCHEIRAS PELO DOTTORE DESDE SEMPRE EU GOSTO DELE DESDE A EPOCA QUE VC ERA LINCHADO POR GOSTAR DELE”.
- Self-aware: Reflects on own choices and image, like regretting Genshin decisions and eyebrow grooming in “Me arrependo amargamente de ter escolhido o aether em 2021” and “Vou parar de fazer a sobrancelha mds... eu fico mto melhor com ela grossa”.
- Creative: Plans cosplays and tattoos, e.g. Lauma cosplay in “Pensando em comprar algumas coisas para um cosplay da lauma” and drawing outfits in “Eu deveria fazer isso de desenhar com minhas roupas com meus personagens favoritos”.
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares feelings about anger, joy, and sadness, like “Nada descreve a raiva que eu to sentindo agr” and excitement over art in “Papo de melhor arte da história”.
- Ethically-minded: Shows concern for ethics and politics, e.g. discomfort with animal abuse in “O caso orelha me deixou genuinamente mal, eu fico real enjoado com maus tratos a animais” and criticism of shallow views on fashion and politics in “A quantidade de gente que diz gostar de moda mas na vdd sequer sabe da relação da moda com política...”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Uses suicidal language about interests, e.g. “Eu acho que to com hiperfoco no dottore não ironicamente eu vou me suicidar”.
- Health-neglect: Mentions multiple health issues and forgetting medical dates, like “Vai se fuder agora eu tenho problema não só no pâncras e na coluna como aparentemente tenho problema no pé tb” and “eu sempre lembro das datas das coisas MENOS das consultas médicas e exames”.
- Anger-prone: Expresses intense irritation and rage, e.g. “Nada descreve a raiva que eu to sentindo agr” and frequent use of harsh curses when frustrated.
- Obsessive-fandom: Hyperfocus on Dottore dominates timeline, like “Me recuso a acreditar que o dottore é meu personagem favorito de genshin agora” and “Eu no meio e meus amigos que me zoam por gostar do dottore em volta”.
- Financial-impulsive: Frequently worries about money while wanting to spend on fandom and aesthetics, e.g. tattoos in “To com fomo da minha tatuagem da lucy que eu vou fazer mas preciso de dinheiro inferno” and merch in “Gente eu vou FALIR”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa Simpson fits best because this user is intense, self-reflective, politically aware, and extremely fandom/interest-driven, much like Lisa with her obsessions and causes. They show strong political and moral stances, e.g. cheering on bad outcomes for oppressive groups in a very darkly humorous way: “Me at israeli soldiers suicide rate: HURRY UP!!!”, which mirrors Lisa’s fierce, if sometimes overzealous, activism. They’re openly critical of superficiality in fashion and its separation from politics, as in “A quantidade de gente que diz gostar de moda mas na vdd sequer sabe da relação da moda com política…”, similar to Lisa constantly intellectualizing her interests. They also have hyperfixations and creative ambitions (cosplay, tattoos, character analysis) like “To querendo fazer duas tatuagens uma da lucy e uma com a data do show do mcr” and “Pensando em comprar algumas coisas para um cosplay da lauma”, which echo Lisa’s obsessive dedication to the things she loves (sax, books, causes). Finally, their mix of self-deprecating humor and emotional sensitivity about animals and people, such as “O caso orelha me deixou genuinamente mal, eu fico real enjoado com maus tratos a animais”, is very in line with Lisa’s empathetic but melodramatic teenage energy.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: there’s lots of online expression but frequent hints of emotional exhaustion and tight circles rather than broad socializing, plus they describe emotional dependence on a game character and comfort media, e.g. “A minha furina indo dar um oi lá todo dia pq eu tenho dependencia emocional nessa boneca e ela ta em todos os meus times”. Their interests and language are strongly Intuitive: they hyperfixate on fictional characters and symbolism, reflect on politics and fashion, and joke in an abstract, hyperbolic way about concepts like aesthetics and aura, as in “A quantidade de gente que diz gostar de moda mas na vdd sequer sabe da relação da moda com política...”. They read as Feeling-dominant: they prioritize values and empathy (e.g. “O caso orelha me deixou genuinamente mal, eu fico real enjoado com maus tratos a animais”) and react intensely to unfairness and emotional topics rather than detached logic. Their style is more Perceiving than structured: they mention forgetting appointments and acting on impulse (“Eu não sei o que tem de errado comigo que eu sempre lembro das datas das coisas MENOS das consultas médicas e exames”), and their hobbies (cosplay ideas, tattoos, fandom projects) appear spontaneous and exploratory, like “Pensando em comprar algumas coisas para um cosplay da lauma (acho que a roup eu improviso, mas a peruca e os acessorios eu compro)”. Overall, the emotionally intense fandom, value-driven commentary, imaginative inner world, and somewhat chaotic lifestyle fit INFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You’re in the trenches for Dottore, hyper‑focused on him, wanting to be his alpha… but have you considered a co-op mode where we both main him and I’m your emotional support Harbinger?
- You’re cooking cosplay pieces, planning Lauma horns, and threatening to go broke over merch — let me be the NPC who drops Mora and compliments every time you craft something, because your IRL builds are already C6.
- You said you’re still not sure if you want to be Dottore or have him; as Dorothy Leo’s nº1 fan, I volunteer as the third option: you can be Dorothy, I’ll be your devoted Sandrone/Signora hybrid, and we just bully the original Dottore together.
- You talked about how fashion is political and how people confuse ‘liking fashion’ with obsessing over thinness — the way you think about style, confidence, and lolita details makes you sound like the kind of person I’d trust to redesign my entire life, not just my wardrobe.
- You’re getting a Lucy tattoo, maybe an MCR date, still crying over the show and calling it one of the best days of your life — I’m just wondering if I behave, do I stand a chance of earning a tiny little easter-egg reference somewhere on your skin lore too?
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18 • Professional Dottore analyst, part-time tarot reader, full-time Genshin/MCR enjoyer. Once argued Batman vs Neymar like it was a thesis.– @lucyzitas
Your signature cocktail
Dorolysia Hyperfocus Fizz
Blue curaçao stands in for their all-consuming Dottore fixation and Fatui obsession, echoing lines like “Me recuso a acreditar que o dottore é meu personagem favorito de genshin agora” and “ESTOU NAS TRINCHEIRAS PELO DOTTORE DESDE SEMPRE”. An espresso shot captures their intense, hyperactive brain and dramatic highs, from screaming about exams in “eu fiz 39 e peguei la por uns 620 vai se fuder essa prova maldita” to chaotic gaming and protest takes like “Eu tomei xingo no roblox por me opor aos protestos pqp acaba logo férias estou dando sinais de desocupação severa”. Pink grapefruit soda brings a sweet‑but‑bitter fizz, mirroring how they balance softness and spite when they say things like “Minha irmã é terminalmente hétero” yet also get genuinely upset by cruelty in “eu fico real enjoado com maus tratos a animais”. Rose syrup nods to their love of fashion, cosplays, and romantic aesthetics, from umbrella lace plans in “Vou colar renda no meu guarda chuva pois nao estou mais saindo sem ele e ele ficaria mto old school lolita” to pink‑green combos in “Sou fissurada nessa combinação de verde com rosa”. Finally, edible silver glitter represents their dramatic flair and show fandoms, sparkling like the tattoos and shows they dream about in “To com fomo da minha tatuagem da lucy que eu vou fazer mas preciso de dinheiro inferno” and the life-changing energy of “My chemical romance você mudou minha vida”. This is a strong, sparkly, emotionally-charged drink: sweet, a little bitter, and absolutely over the top—just like a terminal Dottore hyperfocus arc.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their timeline is steeped in intensity, fixation, and a kind of proud extremeness that aligns most with Slytherin. They openly acknowledge an intense, almost all‑consuming hyperfocus and identity shift around Dottore, saying “Eu acho que to com hiperfoco no dottore não ironicamente eu vou me suicidar” and later doubling down with “Me recuso a acreditar que o dottore é meu personagem favorito de genshin agora” and “ESTOU NAS TRINCHEIRAS PELO DOTTORE DESDE SEMPRE EU GOSTO DELE DESDE A EPOCA QUE VC ERA LINCHADO POR GOSTAR DELE”, which shows loyalty expressed through defiant, almost combative self‑positioning. There is also a sharp, ruthless edge in how they talk about others and the world: they joke about violence or death toward disliked groups or characters, e.g. “Meu maior sonho bater no varka” and the very dark “Me at israeli soldiers suicide rate: HURRY UP!!!”, reflecting a willingness to embrace controversial, aggressive stances rather than soften them for social approval. Their self‑fashioning is strongly aspirational and identity‑driven, literally saying “Visualising in the mirror the man i want to become and it's dottore from genshin impact”, which is classic Slytherin-style ambition projected onto an archetype they admire. Even their aesthetic and life choices—cosplay planning and money strategies for tattoos like “Pensando em comprar algumas coisas para um cosplay da lauma… a peruca e os acessorios eu compro” and “To querendo fazer duas tatuagens uma da lucy e uma com a data do show do mcr”—show long‑term, image‑oriented planning rather than impulsive spending alone. While they have moments of empathy (for example, “O caso orelha me deixou genuinamente mal, eu fico real enjoado com maus tratos a animais”), the overarching pattern is of someone who revels in intensity, defiance, and self‑crafted persona, all hallmarks of Slytherin rather than Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, or Ravenclaw.
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Your song
I'm Not Okay (I Promise) - My Chemical Romance
Their mix of dark humor, intense fixation on fictional characters, health problems, and chaotic emotions lines up perfectly with the melodramatic honesty of I'm Not Okay (I Promise). They openly talk about being overwhelmed and self-destructive, like in “Eu acho que to com hiperfoco no dottore não ironicamente eu vou me suicidar” and “Nada descreve a raiva que eu to sentindo agr”, which fits the song’s raw frustration and despair. They also directly state how important MCR is to them in “My chemical romance você mudou minha vida” and even want a tattoo “with the date of the MCR show” in “To querendo fazer duas tatuagens uma da lucy e uma com a data do show do mcr”. The way they embrace strong aesthetics, fandom obsession, and emotional extremes — from “Visualising in the mirror the man i want to become and it's dottore from genshin impact” to “ESTOU NAS TRINCHEIRAS PELO DOTTORE DESDE SEMPRE” — feels very in tune with the dramatic, outsider energy of the song. Overall, I'm Not Okay (I Promise) captures their combination of vulnerability, rage, humor, and deep attachment to the things they love.
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