Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Expresses intense enthusiasm and long-term dedication to Funny Valentine, Scarletine, and SBR, e.g. “I FUCKING LOVE MY HETSLOP I FUCKIBF LOVE SCARLETINE...” and “on christmas i will gooning to funny valentine till my fucking fingers bleed”.
- Playful humor: Uses absurd jokes and memes like “TRAIN😂😂😂😂😂...” and “me when i fell into a nuclear reactor” to entertain followers.
- Creative imagination: Invents AUs and funny concepts such as “college au queen bimbo valentine along with her loser goth girlfriend blackmore bully tomboy diego” and “steel ball run but funy valebltine is a mushroom🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄”.
- Affectionate tone: Frequently uses loving language toward characters, objects, and mutuals, e.g. “ilove valenbuny ilive valenbujny...” and “STOP WY ARE U SO CUTTEEE😭😭😭😭❤❤❤❤❤SILLY!!!!!”.
- Protective fairness: Shows concern for others’ experience, like criticizing spoilers in “i don't think it's right intentionally spoil it for someone. This is a pretty interesting plot twist and you're all just ruining someone's experience”.
Weaknesses:
- Sexual explicitness: Tweets overtly sexual content that can be off-putting or risky, e.g. “these vagina bones and no hint of a penis give me a big hard boner every time” and “on christmas i will gooning to funny valentine till my fucking fingers bleed”.
- Overfixation: Focuses almost exclusively on one character/ship, like constant Valentine and Scarletine posting such as “Johnny and Gyro sacrificed their butts so that Valentine could be the fattest ass in anime” and “I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT THEM EVERY NIGHT I THANK ARAKI”.
- Public oversharing: Shares very intense or private-sounding fantasies in a public space, like “GREGORIO ZEPPELI X CAPTAIN VALENTINE OLDMAN YAOI SEND TWEET” and “can anyone admit who drew this art on rule34 where the dinosaur bites valentine's penis i just want to ask why”.
- Aggressive phrasing: Uses hostile or combative language that might alienate others, e.g. “I KNOW YOU'RE HERE BITCH GET OUT OF HERE” and threatening tone in “I wonder WHAT will happen when Valentine appears on screen and someone DARE says 'oh this guy looks interesting'”.
- Self-deprecating: Talks about personal body or happiness in a harsh way, like “my true form... spreading fat... more... and more... fatter... and fatter...” and “sry for talking about his ass so often i don't have many things in my life rn that make me happier”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
This user most closely matches Homer Simpson: chaotic, obsessive, extremely emotional, and constantly driven by simple but overpowering pleasures. Like Homer fixating on donuts or new schemes, they hyperfixate on Funny Valentine and Scarletine, screaming about them in all caps and emojis, e.g. “I FUCKING LOVE MY HETSLOP I FUCKIBF LOVE SCARLETINE… THEY ARE FUCKING EACH OTHER AAAAAGHHAAAA GRRARRRRRRRRAAARRRRRRRRRR” and “on christmas i will gooning to funny valentine till my fucking fingers bleed we are NOT same”. Their humor is crude and body-focused, much like Homer’s, as seen in tweets like “aaahh my balls are so heavy” and “Johnny and Gyro sacrificed their butts so that Valentine could be the fattest ass in anime”. They swing wildly between genuine affection and unhinged screaming, mirroring Homer’s blend of goofiness and sincere love, for example “prairie dogs are the purest and most innocent souls in this world god bless and protect them from all evil” right next to deranged capslock posts. Overall, they embody Homer’s combination of loud passion, impulsive obsessions, and unexpectedly tender moments.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They come across as highly expressive and outward-focused, constantly broadcasting their reactions, jokes, and hyperfixations to an audience, which suggests Extraversion over Introversion (e.g. “on christmas i will gooning to funny valentine till my fucking fingers bleed we are NOT same” and “❤NON SHARING TRAIN YUME❤ 🚂 I LOVE HIM SO MUCH 🚂 … ❌DOUBLES DNI❌”). Their content is driven by imaginative shipping, symbolism, and playful reinterpretation rather than concrete, practical details, pointing to Intuition: for instance, they turn characters into animals or mushrooms (“steel ball run but funy valebltine is a mushroom🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄”, “scarlet is devon rex cat 🐈⬛❤️”) and riff on ARGENTI/Valentine references in a very conceptual way (“ARGENTI has a fucking FUNNY VALENTINE reference ts is so crazy”). Their decisions and judgments are clearly emotionally driven, colored by affection, irritation, and intense enthusiasm, indicating Feeling: they gush about ships and characters (“I FUCKING LOVE MY HETSLOP I FUCKIBF LOVE SCARLETINE”) and defend others’ experiences on ethical grounds (“i don't think it's right intentionally spoil it for someone… you're all just ruining someone's experience”). Finally, their timeline feels spontaneous, chaotic, and driven by in-the-moment excitement—caps spam, memes, sudden thoughts—rather than structured planning, pointing to Perceiving (“wow there are rumors about a new trailer i hope funny va...”, “i love complaining about how I hate college/school au… and then hc some shit like this”). All together, the high-energy outward expression, imaginative focus, emotional intensity, and spontaneity fit ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep praying the anime will show Valentine’s dance better, but honestly I’m just praying for the episode where he steps aside so I can waltz with the Scarletine enjoyer behind the screen instead.
- You said Johnny and Gyro sacrificed their butts so Valentine could be the fattest in anime… bold of you to assume my attention span survived long enough to notice, when your Scarlet gooning on main already broke my Ball Breaker.
- On Christmas you’ll be gooning to Funny Valentine till your fingers bleed, huh? I’ll be here hydrating, sending you Scarletine fanart, and respectfully offering to be your designated post-goon recovery partner. We are not the same, but we could be together.
- You called Captain Valentine a bottom, made college AU bimbo Valentine, and still manage heartfelt prairie dog blessings—clearly you have the range. I don’t need a stand; I just need a chance to be the self-insert in your next delusional yuri ship chart.
- You named your baby girl Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap and threatened to go nuclear-reactor-mode over Valentine, so I have to ask: how many universes do we have to hop through before there’s one where you’re ranting about me with the same energy?
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
21, she/her. Media student documenting my slow descent into JoJo brainrot. Once live-tweeted an entire episode just to analyze one character’s coat.– @lulaland__
Your signature cocktail
The Scarletine Steel Ball Spritz
The Scarletine Steel Ball Spritz is loud, pink, and a little unhinged, just like their timeline—built on an ice-cold Ukrainian vodka base for the girl who lists “🇺🇦 ☮️” in her bio and spends holidays gooning over presidents instead of presents, as seen in “on christmas you'll be opening your fucking little presents on christmas i will gooning to funny valentine till my fucking fingers bleed we are NOT same”. The cherry-rose liqueur and fizzy citrus mirror their hyper romantic Scarlet/Valentine obsession and shrieking heteroship brainrot, like “I FUCKING LOVE MY HETSLOP I FUCKIBF LOVE SCARLETINE AAGGHG I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT THEM…” and “scarletineeeee😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭”. A dash of absinthe or bitters stands in for the cursed, brain-melting Valentine/ARGENTI/stand lore spiral from “I get overstimulated every time i remember that ARGENTI has a fucking FUNNY VALENTINE reference…” and the glitchy horror of “ꓨ҉̧͚͊͛̕N̵͎̆̈́͢͡I̴̦̭͓҇̑͊͜ꓷ̴͍̟͂̚͢͞Ň̴̡̛̯͍͔̉̅Ǝ̸̢̞͆̄̊͞ ⅄҉̨̩̪̩͌͡Ԁ̴̨͇͉͂̒͠…”. The sparkling mixer keeps it playful and drinkable despite being emotionally feral, echoing the way they can switch from horny shitposting like “aaahh my balls are so heavy” to soft animal love in “prairie dogs are the purest and most innocent souls in this world god bless and protect them…”. Finally, the cotton-candy or whipped cream sugar rim is pure “valenbunny/train yume kawaii” energy from “ilove valenbuny ilive valenbujny… valeny bunny is cute and pretyy auuuuuu muahh muaahh muahhh muah” and “❤NON SHARING TRAIN YUME❤ 🚂 I LOVE HIM SO MUCH 🚂 … ❌DOUBLES DNI❌”, making the whole drink look as extra and obsessed as their feed.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their defining trait is intense, almost comically steadfast loyalty to the characters and ships they love. They repeatedly frame their attachment to Funny Valentine and Scarletine as something enduring and devotional, like in “on christmas you'll be opening your fucking little presents on christmas i will gooning to funny valentine till my fucking fingers bleed we are NOT same” and “I FUCKING LOVE MY HETSLOP I FUCKIBF LOVE SCARLETINE AAGGHG I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT THEM EVERY NIGHT I THANK ARAKI FOR MAKING THEM CANON”. There’s also a warm, protective kindness that pokes through the horniness and memes: they clearly cherish small, cute things like in “prairie dogs are the purest and most innocent souls in this world god bless and protect them from all evil and grant them eternal life and happiness” and gush affectionately in “STOP WY ARE U SO CUTTEEE😭😭😭😭❤❤❤❤❤SILLY!!!!!”. They care about other fans’ experiences being respected, criticizing deliberate spoilers in “if anime only is confused by his marriage to Lucy i don't think it's right intentionally spoil it for someone”, which shows a fairness- and consideration-oriented mindset. Even their jokes about themselves (e.g. “my true form... spreading fat... more... and more... fatter... and fatter...”) have a cozy, self-effacing tone rather than a sharp, competitive edge, which fits Hufflepuff more than Slytherin or Gryffindor. While they’re creative and funny in their memes, the core throughline is devotion, protectiveness, and affection—classic Hufflepuff qualities.
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Your song
obsessed - olivia rodrigo
A song that best suits them is obsessed by Olivia Rodrigo, because the whole track is about being deliriously fixated on someone to an almost comical degree, which mirrors their Valentine hyperfixation. They constantly spiral in horny, over-the-top ways, like when they post about Scarletine with “I FUCKING LOVE MY HETSLOP I FUCKIBF LOVE SCARLETINE… I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT THEM” and when they scream “BRO HES FACE HERE....... fucjkkkkk🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤”. The song’s self-aware, slightly unhinged jealousy and romantic obsession fits their vibe of gooning over Funny Valentine and related characters, like when they say “on christmas i will gooning to funny valentine till my fucking fingers bleed we are NOT same”. Their blend of humor, erotic fixation, and dramatic devotion echoes the intense, tongue-in-cheek energy of obsessed, making it feel like their personal anthem.
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