Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses self-deprecating and situational jokes, like calling herself “un gordito pero un gordito medido” while eating leftovers in “estoy comiendo esto q sobro de navidad de a puchitos soy un gordito pero un gordito medido”.
- Emotionally-aware: Openly mentions feeling anguish and emotional states, as in “esto q estan leyendo lo esta escribiendo una chica muy angustiada y no no es la pija de ninguno de ustedes”.
- Social: Frequently refers to friends, parties, and social dynamics, like joking about greeting everyone with a kiss in “menos mal q no tengo novio imaginate tener q explicarle q saludo con beso en la boca a todos los q me cruce en año nuevo”.
- Candid: Speaks very directly about drinking, sex, and personal habits, for example “no hay q amar hay q escabiar y odiar”.
- Playful: Uses affectionate nicknames and playful greetings like “buen dia michis” and variations in tweets such as “buen dia michis” and “buen dia princesas”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Romanticizes heavy drinking and even dark thoughts, for instance “a ustedes les parece normal escabiar todos los dias????? xq a mi si” and “q vida de mierda yo me corchearia”.
- Impulsive: Mentions decisions driven by the moment, like unlocking an ex while drunk in “hoy likeo toda historia q me aparezca es mas acabo de desbloquear a mi ex”.
- Confrontational: Uses aggressive language toward others, such as “si sos una vieja bien bien puta y argolluda ponete un local de ropa solo para pendejas flacas”.
- Cynical: Expresses distrust or negativity about love and life, for example “de ninguna me enamoro si naci solo me muero solo” and “no hay q amar hay q escabiar y odiar”.
- Boundary-blurring: Talks about pushing or ignoring typical limits in relationships and behavior, like greeting everyone with kisses and encouraging extreme openness in “dejen se amar dejate amar y ustedes xq no se dejan meter un palo por el orto?????”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The overall vibe is very Homer: impulsive, chaotic, food-and-alcohol-driven, and surprisingly self-aware under the mess. They glorify drinking with lines like “emborracharse es de genios si no tomas sos re bobi” and plan out entire weeks around booze in “anteanteayer gin anteayer cerveza ayer tinto de verano hoy tambien mañana caipirinha jueves cerveza viernes cerveza sabado caipirinha domingo tambien”, which is extremely Homer-coded. The shameless love of food and being a "gordito" shows in tweets like “no hay q bajar la panza hay q alimentarla con mucha birra y mani japones” and “lo unico q me pone mal de no salir en las fiestas es q no puedo llegar y clavarme de bajon un pedazo de vacio con la mano soy un lechon”. There’s also the mix of childish chaos and oddly poetic melodrama, like “esto q estan leyendo lo esta escribiendo una chica muy angustiada y no no es la pija de ninguno de ustedes” and “me empece a desarmar de a poco”, which fits Homer’s blend of dumb jokes and accidental depth. Finally, the reckless honesty and zero-filter insults in tweets such as “si sos una vieja bien bien puta y argolluda ponete un local de ropa solo para pendejas flacas se ve q es la q va” mirror Homer’s tendency to blurt out whatever he thinks, consequences be damned.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
They lean Extrovert: they constantly reference parties, bars, drinking, meeting people and wanting company, e.g. “estoy re en pedo quien me pasa a buscar” and “menos mal q no tengo novio imaginate tener q explicarle q saludo con beso en la boca a todos los q me cruce en año nuevo”, showing high social energy and outward engagement. Their style is strongly Sensing: they focus on concrete, physical experiences like food, bodies and immediate sensations, as in “el cheese cake q estoy comiendo me calento mas q cualquier cojida en mi vida” and “hoy me pongo del orto en familia y a las 00.30 estoy roncando en panza”, rather than abstract theories. They clearly favor Feeling over detached logic, reacting emotionally and value‑driven, for example “ojala me ame alguno entre toda la cantidad los hombres q amo” and moral judgments like “ya comprar un perro es patetico pero ponele voluntad a la inversion al menos dale”. Finally, they are highly Perceiving: they embrace spontaneity and lack rigid structure, as seen in “a ustedes les parece normal escabiar todos los dias????? xq a mi si” and loose, impulsive plans like “anteanteayer gin anteayer cerveza ayer tinto de verano hoy tambien mañana caipirinha jueves cerveza viernes cerveza sabado caipirinha domingo tambien”. Taken together—gregarious, sensory, emotion‑driven, and spontaneous—ESFP best fits their online persona.
Some pickup lines for you
- If the choice is ‘no hay que amar, hay que escabiar y odiar’, let me negotiate a treaty: we drink birra, hate a little, but you still let me kiss you like it’s Año Nuevo and you’re greeting ‘todos los que te crucés’.
- You said ‘no hay que bajar la panza, hay que alimentarla con mucha birra y maní japonés’… I fully support that lifestyle. I can bring the beers, the maní, and the compliments for la panza de Lula all night.
- You get emotional with ‘Jangadero’, marathoned three books already, and cry over people who never watched Pirates of the Caribbean—honestly, you sound like the kind of soul I’d like to overthink life and movies with at 3 a.m.
- You said a cheesecake turned you on more than any hook‑up in your life… challenge accepted: first date, we get the best cheesecake in Hurlingham and see if I can at least tie with dessert.
- Since you’re ‘me estoy desarmando de a poco’ with that Spotify track and living half en pedo, half en la playa de Brasil en tu cabeza, let me be the idiot who carries your palitos de la selva and reminds you to drink water between caipirinhas.
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Part-time philosopher of cheesecake and hangovers. Once burned my finger on a pipe, still tweet with it. Books, playlists & beach-bar daydreams.– @lulita202
Your signature cocktail
La Panza Caipirinha de la Selva
This cocktail is strong and a little chaotic, just like someone who says “a ustedes les parece normal escabiar todos los dias????? xq a mi si” and calmly schedules a week of booze with “anteanteayer gin anteayer cerveza ayer tinto de verano hoy tambien mañana caipirinha jueves cerveza viernes cerveza sabado caipirinha domingo tambien”. The cachaça and passion fruit channel their fantasy of living in Brazil with “yo tendria q vivir en un bar en alguna playa de brasil”, while the hibiscus gin splash nods to getting tipsy on “el gancia de hibiscus ni idea q es pero ta joya”. The lime keeps it sharp-tongued and irreverent like “no hay q amar hay q escabiar y odiar” and their rants about colectivos and dogs. The salty peanut & cheesecake sugar rim is pure panza energy, mixing the bar-snack vibe of “no hay q bajar la panza hay q alimentarla con mucha birra y mani japones” with the hedonism of “el cheese cake q estoy comiendo me calento mas q cualquier cojida en mi vida”. It’s messy, funny, a bit too much, and absolutely made to be sipped while tweeting “emborracharse es de genios si no tomas sos re bobi”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This account shows a classic Gryffindor blend of boldness, impulsiveness, and loud emotional living. They lean into risk and recklessness, proudly normalizing heavy drinking and chaos with lines like “emborracharse es de genios si no tomas sos re bobi” and planning out daily alcohol with “anteanteayer gin anteayer cerveza ayer tinto de verano hoy tambien mañana caipirinha jueves cerveza viernes cerveza sabado caipirinha domingo tambien”, which reflects the stereotypical Gryffindor tendency to charge into experiences rather than moderate them. They’re confrontational and unfiltered in a way that fits Gryffindor’s brash courage, attacking behaviors they hate with tweets like “hay q torturar a toda la gente q abre las ventanas en el colectivo cuando esta el aire tengo una bronca como podes ser tan infeliz” and mocking norms with “si sos una vieja bien bien puta y argolluda ponete un local de ropa solo para pendejas flacas se ve q es la q va”. There’s also a dramatic, almost theatrical self‑narration that feels very Gryffindor: “esto q estan leyendo lo esta escribiendo una chica muy angustiada y no no es la pija de ninguno de ustedes” and “en 2026 tiro la toalla a mi no me ven mas en este antro empece y me retiro en 2025 con lo tristemente ganado o sea un garche con un tuitero y un par de tuits medio pelo ah pero como supimos disfrutarlo e” show a flair for melodrama and living out loud. Even their affection comes through in passionate, ride-or-die tones, like “ojala me ame alguno entre toda la cantidad los hombres q amo” and the possessive romantic line “y como cada pensamiento mio es tuyo soy tuyo”, which again reads more as fiery Gryffindor intensity than quiet Hufflepuff devotion. While they’re witty and occasionally reflective, the dominant throughline is brave, impulsive, confrontational energy, making Gryffindor the best fit.
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Your song
Habits (Stay High) - Tove Lo
The chaotic, self-deprecating humor and constant partying vibe of Habits (Stay High) fits them perfectly. They openly glorify drinking and getting wasted, with lines like “anteanteayer gin anteayer cerveza ayer tinto de verano hoy tambien mañana caipirinha jueves cerveza viernes cerveza sabado caipirinha domingo tambien” and “emborracharse es de genios si no tomas sos re bobi”, mirroring the song’s theme of using alcohol and nights out to cope. There’s also a mix of bravado and hidden fragility: they joke about being “angustiada” in “esto q estan leyendo lo esta escribiendo una chica muy angustiada y no no es la pija de ninguno de ustedes” and hint at emotional weight in “me empece a desarmar de a poco”. Like the song, they present everything with irony and humor, tweeting things such as “no hay q amar hay q escabiar y odiar” while clearly feeling things deeply. The blend of hedonism, messiness, and emotional undercurrent in their timeline lines up closely with the mood and lyrics of Habits (Stay High).
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