Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Supportive friend: Frequently boosts and defends others, e.g. promoting fellow readers and friends in tweets like “SIGAN A @xialchemy YA VA A LLEGAR A LOS 500 MILLONES !!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🦅” and “COMPRENLE A MI AMIGUITO Y TAROTISTA PRECIADO 😸😸”.
- Ethical practitioner: Shows strong principles about spirituality, correcting misinformation and stressing boundaries with deities in tweets like “cómo se nota que a algunos no les gritaban practicantes…” and “tener un trastorno médico ≠ ser medium o brujo.”.
- Self‑aware humor: Uses self‑deprecating jokes and memes to express feelings, e.g. “cómo q había q promocionarse yo subo pura pelotudez y cada 5 meses alguna canalización” and “los layouts de sam y giselle todos estéticos y luego estoy yo…”.
- Community‑oriented: Engages actively with the brujx/tarotista community, asking to follow peers and amplifying others’ work, as in “si son tarotistas y/o brujxs y no les sigo de vuelta díganme xfi” and multiple promo tweets for colleagues.
- Continuous learner: Invests in improving skills despite already practicing, shown by “me inscribí a un curso de tarot para reforzar mis conocimientos…” and frequently buying readings from other practitioners like “parece q mi hobby favorito es ir con tarotistas o brujos y comprarles la mitad del catálogo”.
Weaknesses:
- Inconsistent presence: Often mentions being absent or doing a ‘comeback’ without really returning, as in “algún día haré comeback pero ese día no es hoy tampoco 🧘🏻♀️” and “los tengo abandonados perdón…”.
- Emotional exhaustion: Shows signs of feeling drained by constant spiritual/emotional content, e.g. “ya ni entro a twitter pq en la main me tiran 47824 mensajes canalizados… BASTA DE ESTE SUFRIMIENTO” and frustration with love readings like “me llega a aparecer cualquier otra canalización o lectura de amor pareja… y me voy a pegar 5 tiros”.
- Harsh expression: Tends to express annoyance aggressively, which can come off abrasive, e.g. calling people “tonto” or “weones” in “ya me cansé de ver a gente q dice q andan 'reclutando un ejército'…” and “ya no atiendo a weones”.
- Work–rest imbalance: Talks about needing breaks due to health but also pressures herself to work for goals, as in “me estoy tomando un muy pequeño break btw x temas de salud” and immediately tying readings to gacha needs in “comprenme lecturas que necesito sacar a mavuika c6r5”.
- Negative focus: Frequently centers rants, complaints and hate‑watching (“chismosa y hater tbh”) like in “twitter tmb necesita esto pq soy chismosa y hater tbh” and “soy muy linda para tener q andar leyendo estas pelotudeces d vdd”, which can reinforce a pessimistic tone.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, spiritually curious, nerdy about their interests, and frequently exasperated with everyone else’s nonsense. Like Lisa diving deep into jazz or Buddhism, lumina is intensely dedicated to tarot and spirituality, even taking courses to improve: “me inscribí a un curso de tarot para reforzar mis conocimientos…”. They show a strong ethical and analytic side when correcting misconceptions, e.g. calling out people who mix mental disorders with spirituality: “tener un trastorno médico ≠ ser medium o brujo.”. Their tone is a mix of tenderness and sharp ranting, much like Lisa when she’s both caring and fed up with the world, as in “soy muy linda para tener q andar leyendo estas pelotudeces d vdd” and their ongoing frustration about love-related readings: “siempre preguntan x los ex dios mío 😞”. They’re also very loyal and supportive to friends and fellow “witches,” mirroring Lisa’s devotion to the people she admires: “COMPRENLE A MI AMIGUITO Y TAROTISTA PRECIADO 😸😸” and “anna siempre ha sido de mis brujas favoritas y muy de confianza.”.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as more introverted (I) than extroverted: they joke about barely tweeting and feeling absent, e.g. “hace tiempo no twitteaba por estos lados,, ” and “los tengo abandonados perdón… en mi mente aún es 1 de enero”, and they seem more focused on their close circle (@xialchemy, @Iuciferium) than on broad socializing. Their language is highly intuitive (N) and symbolic: they frame life through spiritual abstractions and signs rather than concrete facts, like “everywhere i go... i see his face (los nuevos comienzos)” and long reflections on deities and spiritual boundaries such as “las deidades NO son un juego y menos tu sirviente o genio de la lámpara”. They’re clearly feeling (F)–oriented: they defend others’ dignity and emotional reality (“i still hope she comes for u for being so damn disrespectful to her”) and react strongly to clients asking about exes in a value-laden, emotional way rather than cold logic (“ojalá preguntaran estas cosas más seguido y no por la sanguijuela cucaracha bacteria del ex casi algo”). On the J–P axis they lean perceiving (P): they frequently mention forgetfulness, losing notes and backups, and putting off structured projects like a proper comeback or reopening readings, for example “algún día haré mi comeback y volveré a vender lecturas pero ese día tampoco será en este año <3 jeje” and “cómo q había q promocionarse yo subo pura pelotudez y cada 5 meses alguna canalización”. Overall, their mix of introspective humor, spiritual/abstract focus, strong value-driven reactions, and laid‑back, slightly chaotic approach to schedules and promotion fits INFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- If your tarot course is “buenísima” and you already read yourself, I’m just wondering… which card said you were finally going to pull someone as enchanted with you as I am? Because I’d like to volunteer as that outcome.
- You keep saying you’ll make a comeback with readings ‘algún día’ and that it’s not this year… but honestly, with the way you scream over comebacks like Sam, Giselle and Mavuika, I think the real comeback I’m waiting for is you replying to this and debuting as my crush.
- You said Twitter needs more chisme because you’re a bit of a hater and you get tired of readings about exes—perfect. Let’s skip the sanguijuela del ex, light a candle, and ask the cards the only real question that matters: “¿qué cocinábamos? pues una relación, ahora somos novios/as.”
- You joked that your hobby is going to tarotistas and buying half their catalogue; I’m the opposite—my new hobby is supporting one (1) specific bruja, tarotista y canalizadora called ✦ lumina and investing all my future readings, affection, and unhinged likes into her exclusively.
- You always talk about deities not being genies or servants and having their own limits and feelings… so let me be very respectful and just make an offering: my time, my attention, and my heart on your altar. No canalización needed, I already know I’m devoted.
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Tarot reader, channeler & part-time Genshin addict. I teach boundaries with deities, ignore my own with fictional crushes, and take comebacks very seriously.– @luminareias
Your signature cocktail
Bruja Mutable Moonrise
This cocktail starts with smoky mezcal and chili for her sharp, zero‑nonsense bruja vibe and the way she drags people who ask about exes nonstop, like when she says she’ll stop dealing with clowns in love readings and clients who won’t move on (“no pues eso es lo mismo que ofrecerme una bolsa de basura XD chao ya no atiendo a weones”, “ojalá preguntaran estas cosas más seguido y no por la sanguijuela cucaracha bacteria del ex casi algo”). Elderflower liqueur brings a soft, sweet layer to represent how affectionate and hyped she gets with her favorite tarotistas and friends, constantly boosting them and calling them the best (“#REAL XIA LA MEJOR TAROTISTA”, “COMPRENLE A MI AMIGUITO Y TAROTISTA PRECIADO 😸😸”). A splash of blue curaçao mirrors her starry, lunar aesthetic and gamer/stan side, echoing how she sees “new beginnings everywhere” and relates to being a “niñx de las estrellas” (“everywhere i go... i see his face (los nuevos comienzos)”, “yo viendo el 'niñx de las estrellas' y después acordandome que tengo eso mismo de biografía porque me lo dijo la Luna”). Fresh lime juice keeps it bright and sharp, like her constant, slightly chaotic commentary about time, health breaks, and life hitting mutables duro (“los tengo abandonados perdón es que en mi mente aún es 1 de enero”, “dios le da sus peores batallas a sus mejores guerreros (a los mutables)”). Finally, it’s finished with edible silver star glitter, a nod to her moon-and-stars persona and the dramatic comeback energy she has about reopening readings and hyping others’ returns (“agradezcan q mi asc es mutable 💋 vuelve la mejor tarotista”, “algún día haré mi comeback y volveré a vender lecturas pero ese día tampoco será en este año <3 jeje”).
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They consistently center community, loyalty, and support over ego or aesthetics, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. They hype up and defend other practitioners and friends with real warmth, like when they say about another witch: “anna siempre ha sido de mis brujas favoritas y muy de confianza. siempre sé q si quiero algo bien hecho y lo más rápido posible le compro a ella… también es muy amable y obviamente buenísima en lo q hace 🥰” and “COMPRENLE A MI AMIGUITO Y TAROTISTA PRECIADO 😸😸”. Their loyalty shows in how they repeatedly promote and defend people they care about, from xialchemy and Iuciferium to other tarotists: “SIGAN A @xialchemy YA VA A LLEGAR A LOS 500 MILLONES !!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🦅” and “real demasiado real, kal es el mejor”. They also demonstrate a strong sense of fairness and ethical care in their craft, pushing back against misinformation and disrespect like in “casi todos los trastornos q mencionaste… son patologías médicas… tener un trastorno médico ≠ ser medium o brujo.” and “las deidades NO son un juego y menos tu sirviente o genio de la lámpara pq veo a cada tonto ahorita”. Even when jokingly complaining about clients asking for love readings, there’s a patient, hard-working undertone to how much they read and study, as shown by “me inscribí a un curso de tarot para reforzar mis conocimientos…” and “parece q mi hobby favorito es ir con tarotistas o brujos y comprarles la mitad del catálogo”. Overall, their blend of loyalty, community focus, work ethic in their spiritual practice, and desire for fair, respectful treatment of others aligns most strongly with Hufflepuff.
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Your song
Cosmic Love - Florence + The Machine
A fitting song for lumina is Cosmic Love because it blends mystical, emotional, and celestial imagery, mirroring their identity as a "bruja, tarotista y canalizadora" and "moon and stars lvr" in their bio. The song’s theme of being guided (and sometimes overwhelmed) by cosmic forces resonates with tweets like “ya ni entro a twitter pq en la main me tiran 47824 mensajes canalizados SI YA ENTENDÍ Q NO DEBO IGNORAR A MI EQUIPO ESPIRITUAL…”. Its emotional intensity and drama match their reactions and hyperfixations, such as “VAMOS REINA 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 CADA VEZ MEJOR COÑO” and their passionate stanning of other tarotists and creators like “#REAL XIA LA MEJOR TAROTISTA”. The song’s mix of vulnerability and power reflects how they joke about love and relationships—“me llega a aparecer cualquier otra canalización o lectura de amor pareja novio vínculos amorosos… y me voy a pegar 5 tiros”—while still being deeply immersed in emotional and spiritual themes. Finally, Cosmic Love captures that feeling of being a little overwhelmed by feelings and fate, yet still claiming one’s magic and beauty, much like their assertive boundary-setting and self-worth in tweets like “no pues eso es lo mismo que ofrecerme una bolsa de basura XD chao ya no atiendo a weones”.
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