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Guillermo's sharp wit, cunning, and relentless pursuit of his goals, often at the expense of others, align him with the character of Sideshow Bob from The Simpsons. Like Bob, Guillermo is quick to criticize and mock others, as seen in his tweets like 'Shut up bitch' and 'the gormless little fucking smirk cretins like this make when signing away people's civil rights boils my blood so bad i could electrify a whole city'. He also exhibits a strong sense of entitlement and a willingness to manipulate situations to his advantage, as seen in his tweets like 'I'm rich' and 'that'll throw off the scent, dick'. While he may not be as overtly evil as Bob, his cunning and ambition, coupled with his lack of empathy for others, make him a perfect fit for the infamous villain of Springfield.

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Movie enthusiast, political commentator, and lover of all things absurd. I'm also a Zionist, a cat person, and a weed smoker. DM me if you want to talk about anything.– @LumpyUncle

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Guillermo's cunning, ambition, and resourcefulness, coupled with his willingness to use his intelligence for personal gain, align him with the characteristics of Slytherin. His sharp wit and ability to manipulate situations to his advantage, as seen in his tweets like 'that'll throw off the scent, dick' and 'I'm no fan of Trump but: scoreboard, you dumb bitch.', are hallmarks of Slytherin's cunning nature. His relentless pursuit of his goals and his willingness to exploit others to achieve them, as seen in his tweets like 'I'm rich' and 'my man you are a PROFESSOR OF BIOLOGY how do you NOT UNDERSTAND ALLERGIES', further solidify his Slytherin identity. While he may not be overtly evil, his ambition and cunning are undeniable, placing him firmly within the ranks of the house known for its ambition and resourcefulness.

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The song's themes of rebellion, power, and the pursuit of pleasure at any cost resonate with Guillermo's personality, as seen in his tweets like 'I'm rich' and 'the gormless little fucking smirk cretins like this make when signing away people's civil rights boils my blood so bad i could electrify a whole city'. The song's raw energy and its celebration of defiance and self-indulgence align with his outspoken nature and his willingness to challenge societal norms. While he may not be as overtly destructive as the band, his ambition and willingness to push boundaries echo the song's themes of power, rebellion, and the pursuit of pleasure.

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