Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Equine expertise: Bonnie provides detailed advice on “hoof care” and professional “horse introductions” involving pedigrees.
- Community engagement: She actively interacts with followers via an “anon box” and her own “horse discord server”.
- Humorous personality: She uses self-deprecating humor, calling herself “18 going on 81” and labeling her horse a “beached whale”.
- Animal welfare advocate: She expresses deep concern for horse safety, questioning “why this horse isn’t retired yet”.
- Appreciative attitude: She shows genuine gratitude to artists, stating she “can’t say thank you nearly enough” for fan art.
Weaknesses:
- Social media Luddite: She admits she “can’t figure out new social media” for the life of her.
- Impulsive tendencies: Bonnie threatens to do “something drastic” if she fails to get a specific character in Umamusume.
- Strong biases: She openly admits to having a “100% Sunny” favorite over her other horse, Lunar.
- Foul language: She occasionally resorts to profanity when frustrated, such as calling a website layout “abysmal dogshit”.
- Financial hesitation: She struggles with the cost of her hobby, unwilling to “cough up 70 bucks” for shipping a plushie.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Bonnie shares Lisa’s deep empathy for animals and her intellectual approach to her hobbies. She demonstrates a strong moral compass regarding animal welfare, questioning “Why this horse isn’t retired yet I can’t fathom” and emphasizing technical knowledge like “research heeeaaavily into hoof care”. Despite her maturity, she retains a youthful enthusiasm for niche interests like Uma Musume, excitedly posting “TM Opera O is my FAVOURITE UMA !!! ❤️”. Like the horse-loving version of Lisa seen in Lisa's Pony, Bonnie's life revolves around the dedicated care and study of her equine companions.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Bonnie exhibits Extroversion through her high social engagement, frequently encouraging followers to “add me up guys” on games or join her “horse discord server”. Her Intuitive side is shown in her passion for the Umamusume franchise and her imaginative play, such as joking that “this is a beached whale” rather than a horse. She leans toward Feeling, making decisions based on personal bonds, admitting Sunny is her “100%” favorite because they get on easier, and using emotive language to describe her horses as “lovely little Sungus”. Finally, her Perceiving nature is evident in her spontaneous “mini following spree” and her self-description of being “mischievous” rather than strictly organized.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a 44-degree Australian summer? Because you’re making me want to ditch the saddle and go bareback just like Orfevre.
- Forget TM Opera O—you’re officially my favorite Uma, and I promise I won’t even complain about the shipping costs to get to you.
- If you’re looking for a new global Uma account, you should add me—I promise I have better stats than Lunar’s makeup tutorial.
- I may not be a dark bay or a chestnut, but I’d love to be the 'Jasper' to your 'Sunny' so we can balance each other out perfectly.
- You don't need a Strawpage anon box to know my feelings; I'm locking it in now that you’re the real GOAT of my timeline.
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Your new Twitter bio
Caring for retired TBs Lunar & Sunny in VIC 🇦🇺. Ask about the time Lunar tried to eat a Deep Impact plushie! Racing fan, UmaMusume player & aspiring eventer. 🌙☀️– @lunarandsunny
Your signature cocktail
The Sungus Skidaddle
This effervescent cocktail captures Bonnie’s vibrant life in VIC, AUS, starting with a spicy ginger beer base to match her “natural hair colour yesterday (ginger) which means I’m matching with Sunny now.” The dark rum reflects the deep bay coat of Lunar, the “6 y/o dark bay thoroughbred mare” who is known for her “extreme joy and athleticism.” A muddled gold kiwi provides a sweet, experimental twist inspired by her love for the Umamusume character “Tm Opera O” and her many “horse plushies.” Finally, the gold glitter garnish ensures the drink is as flashy as “The sungus skidaddle” and ready for a “mini following spree.”
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Bonnie consistently demonstrates the core Hufflepuff values of kindness and dedication to the well-being of others, particularly animals. Her deep patience and commitment to her horses is evident in her “Horse Introduction: Moon Rising (Lunar)” and her willingness to educate others on responsible care, such as “finding a good reputable farrier”. She prioritizes fairness and the animals' comfort over prestige, explaining that they are “just on a vacation atm” while not in work. Her inclusive and welcoming nature is further highlighted by her “horse discord server” and her heartfelt gratitude, stating “I can’t say thank you nearly enough” to those who support her hobby.
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Wild Horses - The Rolling Stones
The song Wild Horses perfectly captures the deep emotional bond Bonnie shares with her retired thoroughbreds, particularly her favorite, Sunny. Her tweets reflect a life dedicated to their freedom and spirit, such as when she shares a photo of them simply being allowed to “Be free”. The lyrics resonate with her commitment to their well-being after racing, seen in her frustration when other horses aren't retired: “Why this horse isn’t retired yet I can’t fathom”. Ultimately, the theme of unbreakable connection mirrors her sentiment that “some horses & people just get on a lot easier”, highlighting a devotion that no force could drag away.
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