LunarEthicist09
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Bold: He posts the kind of content that many avoid, like 'How the urge to cast porn onto my home’s oled tv looks', which shows a willingness to say taboo things publicly.
- Authentic: He shares real personal states—age, casted leg, exams—for example 'My left leg is going to get casted for a month lol', indicating a blunt, lived-in honesty.
- Socially Attuned: He tracks his audience and interacts with memes and quoted tweets, as he notes 'Nearly 270 followers in 3 weeks is crazy', showing awareness of social feedback.
- Visually Literate: His timeline is image-driven and meme-savvy—many posts are picture+reaction style like 'My reels feed', demonstrating a good sense of what plays on image-forward platforms.
- Resilient: Survival framing and references to past trauma—bio 'Survivor of the 2011 Vancouver subway slaughter' and stories about loss—show a capacity to persist and reframe hardship as persona.
Weaknesses:
- Offensive: Frequent use of slurs and dehumanizing phrasing — e.g. 'You niggas have no idea...' and other tweets — alienates many and invites blowback.
- Impulsive: He confesses risky acts and spur-of-the-moment behaviors like 'Dude, I fell down mid goon...' and late-night porn urges, showing low impulse control.
- Self-sabotaging: Publicly airing grievances about school and teachers — 'If my chem teacher doesn’t excuse me ... I might plaster my house with my brains' — creates unnecessary trouble.
- Provocateur: He deliberately courts controversy—'Even the most third worldlist leftie Asian women cannot resist dating a white guy...'—which shuts down nuanced conversation.
- Inconsistent: He swings between self-improvement plans ('Starting Christianity...') and indulgence ('Failed no nut November award'), making it hard to predict follow-through.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Bart is the natural comparison: a perennial provocateur who delights in pranks, insults and boundary-pushing. Nuel’s timeline is full of shock humor, taunting posts, and juvenile bravado — 'I would drag my balls... ' and 'Nearly 270 followers...' — the kind of attention-seeking behavior Bart specializes in. Like Bart, Nuel seems to perform his mischief as part of a public persona rather than as hidden malice, and both generate chaos for audience reaction.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESTP
ESTP (Extraverted, Sensing, Thinking, Perceiving) suits Nuel: his extraversion appears in his constant public posting and measuring of social reach — 'Nearly 270 followers in 3 weeks is crazy.' He favors concrete sensory detail and present-focused antics (images, cosplay, physical injuries: 'My left leg is going to get casted for a month lol'), indicating Sensing over Intuition. His attitude is often blunt, analytical and unsentimental — e.g., cynical political jabs and mocking humor — aligning with Thinking. Finally, his spontaneity, last-minute plans and contradictory behavior ('Starting Christianity in 3 weeks to fight the urges' vs. constant indulgence) point to a Perceiving preference. Those patterns together map closely to an ESTP 'doer' who thrives on immediate feedback and edge.
Some pickup lines for you
- ’I have a beanie with cat ears’ — mind if I steal it for cosy nights in? I’ll provide the bunny suit for Halloween and unmatched devotion.
- Hey, I’m 6’1 while wearing this — want me to prove my reach by rescuing your remote from the top shelf (or by holding your hand)?
- If you’re the conehead zombie, I volunteer as tribute — I promise to barely scare you and mostly kiss you.
- I’ll bribe your cosplay heart: I’ve got women’s underwear and a terrible sense of rhythm — want to see which one you like better?
- Call me a chem lab emergency — because whenever you’re around my orderly world becomes gloriously messy and I can’t be trusted.
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Your new Twitter bio
Curator of dark memes, cosplay appreciator & survivor-curator. 43 | gamer, lab survivor, occasional cast wearer | I post gross, goofy, and brutally honest takes — follow at your own risk.– @LunarEthicist09
Your signature cocktail
Cat-Ear Goon
‘Cat-Ear Goon’ is a sweet-but-sinister drink that mirrors his persona: dark cherry for the gore-play and shock humor (he posts violent, morbid memes), spiced rum for the brash, edgy warmth of his sexual jokes ('Failed no nut November award'), and fizzy ginger as the electric, image-driven energy of his reels and memes ('My reels feed'). The black sugar rim nods to his aesthetic of night-leaning mischief and the private quirk of an indoor-only cat-ear beanie.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Slytherin fits Nuel because his feed values cunning, self-preservation and shock tactics. He openly brags about advantages and insider knowledge — 'You niggas have no idea the kind of shit I’m on I’m getting cheat codes in this game' — which echoes Slytherin ambition and resourcefulness. His trolling and strategic provocation (pushing cultural buttons, courting followers) line up with Slytherin social maneuvering rather than Gryffindor heroics or Hufflepuff steadiness. Although not noble-seeming, his choices are clearly pragmatic and self-interested, a hallmark of that house.
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Bad Guy - Billie Eilish
'Bad Guy' captures the petulant, teasing, and transgressive tone that Nuel projects: a mix of mockery, sexual playfulness and dark irony. Tweets like 'I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass...' and 'I want a girl to love me like how Indonesians love dreamybull' mirror the song’s combination of flirtatious menace and performative nastiness.
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