Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Regularly uses absurd, self-aware jokes like “im like if a computer virus was contained inside a human body on god skibidi” and “this weed is making me so sleepy, i think they laced it with a glass of warm milk”.
- Affectionate: Expresses deep love for partner in tweets like “i love my silly little boyfriend so much, he’s the actual light of my life”, “true except this is me and my boyfriend”, and “I LOVE MY FIANCÉ 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣”.
- Self-aware: Frequently reflects on their own behavior and quirks, like “i have GOT to get more normaler” and “born to be an author, forced to have debilitating adhd”.
- Creative: Shows imaginative interests and ideas, from wanting to be a knight and loving armored art (“This world needs more sexy knight art, but fully in armor”) to OC art and species/sona posts (“I wanna be trendy so here’s my contribution to the Species vs Sona trend”).
- Empathetic: Cares about others’ well-being, like wanting to comment on health issues as a nursing student (“Worst part of becoming a nurse and being autistic is that i have the urge to comment on everybody about issues that they need to take to the doctor”) and feeling bad for followers expecting art (“I feel so bad for everyone who started followijg me because of the tigerstar art, THIS IS A WARNING!!”).
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive-posting: Mentions repeatedly posting then deleting, and tweeting in high-emotion states, e.g. “i keep writing and deleting the same tweet over and over” and all-caps outbursts like “SOMEONE KILL THIS MOTHERFUCKER ALREADY IM HAVING TIKTOK WITHDRAWALS”.
- Self-critical: Talks harshly about themselves, like “i have GOT to get more normaler” and describing themselves as “if a computer virus was contained inside a human body” in a negative tone.
- Online-overreliance: Expresses strong distress tied to apps and platforms, such as “Rapidly cycling thru all my apps and crying because im lonely and want my boyfriend” and “SOMEONE KILL THIS MOTHERFUCKER ALREADY IM HAVING TIKTOK WITHDRAWALS”.
- Anger-expression: Sometimes channels frustration in aggressive language, e.g. “SOMEONE KILL THIS MOTHERFUCKER ALREADY” about a platform and “fuck you elon i miss stalking my boyfriends likes”.
- Anxiety-prone: Shows social and posting anxiety like “i always get so scared when i post something and it gets more than 3 likes” and feeling overwhelmed by loneliness and stimulation in “pulling my hair out”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: smart, introspective, a little neurotic, and very online-brained. Like Lisa, they care about ethics and systems but filter it through humor, e.g. “I used to want to be a police officer when i was a kid, but hearing stories of inescapable corruption and horror stories really breaks my inner childs heart” and “look how much i can ruin the environment, guys!! you guys like me now, right?!? …right??”. Their autism and special interests echo Lisa’s intense, sometimes isolating passions, as in “Ill never get over the fact that I probably have a Christianity hyperfixation as an atheist #autism” and “having to explain to people that my special interest is Chris chan is so difficult because first, you have to watch this 68 part docu”. They show a mix of tenderness and frustration toward the world—“i love my silly little boyfriend so much, he’s the actual light of my life” vs. “why is it so normalized to be evil??”—which fits Lisa’s oscillation between idealism and disillusionment. Even their self-aware weirdness, like “im like if a computer virus was contained inside a human body on god skibidi”, feels very Lisa-coded in a modern, Extremely Online way.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): they often describe feeling overwhelmed by attention and wanting to be more withdrawn, like “i always get so scared when i post something and it gets more than 3 likes” and “i want to be mysterious and mute but unfortunately i have a doctorate in yapology”, suggesting an inward-focused person who nonetheless overshares online. Their humor and interests show strong Intuition (N)—they fixate on abstract/fictional concepts (Christianity as a hyperfixation, objectum feelings, robots, knights, minotaurs) like “breaking down in full sobs about a bronze sculpture of a minotaur gazing longingly through a crack in his labyrinth.” and “the autistic nonbinary urge to change my name to 'computer', so i can feel like the sentient AI angel trapped in a machine that i am”. They are clearly Feeling (F)-oriented: they center emotions, relationships, and ethics, e.g. “i love my silly little boyfriend so much, he’s the actual light of my life” and “I used to want to be a police officer when i was a kid, but hearing stories of inescapable corruption and horror stories really breaks my inner childs heart”, and even their anger is framed in moral/emotional terms like “why is it so normalized to be evil??”. Finally, they appear more Perceiving (P) than J: they describe ADHD, chaotic impulses, and going with the flow—“born to be an author, forced to have debilitating adhd” and “laying in bed and staring longingly at ibispaint.... siiiigghhh...” show difficulty structuring plans, while tweets like “Rapidly cycling thru all my apps and crying because im lonely and want my boyfriend” reflect impulsive, in-the-moment behavior rather than organized scheduling. Taken together—introspective, highly imaginative, emotionally driven, and somewhat chaotic—they most closely resemble an INFP profile.
Some pickup lines for you
- So you’re out here watching armored MMA trying not to splooge and wishing you were a knight… if I show up in full plate, will you finally let yourself get ‘critically hit’ by my charm?
- You said you’re like a computer virus contained in a human body—good, because I’m trying to get infected. We can sit together, stare longingly at ibisPaint, and you can rename me ‘computer’ so we match.
- As a future autistic nurse with a Christianity hyperfixation who draws OCs with acid reflux and still beat Godrick on a bleed build, you’ve clearly got high stats in empathy and perseverance. I don’t wanna fix you, I just wanna be your co‑op partner in whatever boss fight life throws next.
- You’re jerking off to AR‑15 pics, screaming about needing to fuck that computer, AND crushing on weird creepy guys who ruin the whole vibe—lucky for you, I’m basically a cursed machine spirit in human form. Wanna download some feelings together?
- You think manatees and elephants can sense your true heart; I think they’d be right. If a seal banana‑poses when it feels safe, I’m pretty sure I’d go full banana pose the second you looked at me like that fish you tweeted about.
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Autistic agender nursing student (it/he). Elden Ring invader, knight enjoyer, AR-15 lore enthusiast. Once beat Godrick in 3 tries via sheer spite.– @lunarpirates
Your signature cocktail
The Autistic Knight Hyperfixation
This drink starts with Finnish vodka for their obsession with the language and its crunchy R’s, inspired by “these finnish youtubers have to be lying to me. im listening to childrens stories to try and learn and they are enunciating the fuck out this 'R'”. Sour apple liqueur brings a bright, chaotic tang that matches their unhinged horny posts like “looking at pictures of AR 15s and jerking off >>>” and “I NEED TO FUCK THAT GOD DAMN COMPUTER!!!!”. Blue curaçao colors it an electric, internet-core blue, reflecting “im like if a computer virus was contained inside a human body on god skibidi” and their desire to be named “computer” in “the autistic nonbinary urge to change my name to 'computer'”. A ribbon of activated charcoal simple syrup adds gothic darkness for their objectum, horror, and weird-man crush vibes, echoing “i love men that are weird, creepy and offputting. just generally fucking up the whole vibe.”. Finally, it’s topped with ginger beer for a fizzy kick that mirrors their knight and armor fixation in “This world needs more sexy knight art, but fully in armor” and “I wish I was a knight”, giving the whole drink the feeling of charging into battle while terminally online.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They show a strong blend of intellect, niche curiosity, and abstract creativity that fits Ravenclaw best. Their autistic/special-interest side is framed in highly analytical and researchy ways, like needing a 68-part documentary to explain Chris Chan: “having to explain to people that my special interest is Chris chan is so difficult because first, you have to watch this 68 part docu”, and their interest in biblically accurate angels and theology as an atheist: “Ill never get over the fact that I probably have a Christianity hyperfixation as an atheist #autism”. They explicitly fantasize about being a machine-mind or sentient AI, which is a very Ravenclaw-flavored identity fixation on thought and information: “the autistic nonbinary urge to change my name to 'computer', so i can feel like the sentient AI angel trapped in a machine that i am” and “im like if a computer virus was contained inside a human body on god skibidi”. Their humor is language-based and meta (e.g., nitpicking spelling in “My biggest pet peeve is seeing 'ya'll'. ITS Y'ALL. YOU ALL. NOT YOUA LL.” and joking about misreading “just read baseline as baseline”), and they frame themselves as an author thwarted by ADHD: “born to be an author, forced to have debilitating adhd”. While they do show kindness and loyalty to their boyfriend and patients, the dominant throughline is eccentric intellect, hyperfixations, and a strong identification with ideas and information—classic Ravenclaw traits.
Your movie
Your song
Robot Boy - Linkin Park
A well-suited song for them is Robot Boy because it blends themes of emotional overload, isolation, and a tech/robot fixation in a way that mirrors their posts. They describe themself as feeling like "if a computer virus was contained inside a human body" in “im like if a computer virus was contained inside a human body on god skibidi” and fantasize about an artificial partner in “a robot boyfriend who i can program to do anything i want him to do and i can kiss his static screen face”, which fits the song’s merging of humanity and machinery. Their autistic, hyperfixation-heavy identity and desire to literally rename themself "computer" in “the autistic nonbinary urge to change my name to 'computer', so i can feel like the sentient AI angel trapped in a machine that i am” resonates with the song’s sense of being emotionally overloaded yet trapped behind a shell. Tweets like “pulling my hair out” and “born to be an author, forced to have debilitating adhd” reflect the internal struggle and frustration the song captures. At the same time, their dark humor and affection for weird, offputting men in “i love men that are weird, creepy and offputting. just generally fucking up the whole vibe.” echo the track’s melancholic but quietly defiant tone.
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