Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: They openly recognize their conditions and behavior, e.g. calling out “depression and psychosis” in “sorry that was depression and psychosis talking” and reflecting on diagnoses in “im rebuking all my diagnoses…”.
- Emotionally honest: They share raw feelings without sugarcoating, like “i live in such a fucking miserable way” and “i really domt want to do this anymore”.
- Darkly humorous: They use humor to cope, for example “i hate brawl stars its absolutely amazing” and laughing at their own edited photos in “i made creepy photos of myself IM GONNA PISS MYSELF THEYRE SO FUNNY”.
- Reflective: They analyze their experiences, like comparing photos and age in “i compared 2 pictures… i lvik the same” and thinking about life stages in “i was born when i was 16 everything before that wasnt me”.
- Affectionate: Despite their struggles, they show care and attachment, such as worrying about an online friend in “hey so i really hope oomf isnt dead???” and tenderness toward their pet in “shhh my cat is sleeping shhh”.
Weaknesses:
- Suicidal ideation: Frequent desire to die and detailed planning appears in posts like “planned to end it tonight but this aint enough pills at fucking all” and “i just want it all to be over”.
- Self-harm fixation: They repeatedly discuss cutting and self-harm cycles, e.g. “I WANT TO CUT MYSELF” and “im so excited to hit 2 months self harm free because then i can self harm again”.
- Disordered eating: Their ED is central to their self-view, seen in “my mom is supporting my ed i love life”, extreme goals in “my birthday is in 3 weeks. should i wish for death or to be bmi 14”, and guilt in “binged today fuck kyle broflovski”.
- Self-loathing: They express intense hatred toward themselves and their body, like “i just realized how fucking disgusting i look” and “me being alive is so pointless”.
- Catastrophic thinking: They jump to extreme conclusions about life and death, e.g. “men, women and children who arent labeled insane should never die, hoverwer, i should already be dead” and feeling cursed in “was i fucking hitler in my past life?”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: introspective, self-critical, precociously reflective, and struggling with feeling out of place. Like Lisa, they intellectualize and narrate their pain, talking about diagnoses and mental states with a strange mix of clarity and chaos, as in “sorry that was depression and psychosis talking” and “im rebuking all my diagnoses im not schizophrenic… i dont have a personality disorder because im not manipulative i”. Lisa often feels alienated and existential, which echoes in lines like “me being alive is so pointless” and “i just want it all to be over”. The user’s fixation on morality, deserving death, and being a ‘star’—for example “i deserve death. not in a bad way, i just want to go back home again.” and “the stars will never die”—parallels Lisa’s tendency to philosophize about life and suffering. Even their sensitivity and overthinking about relationships and social roles, such as “im so scared to interact with non shedtwt accounts” and “im emotional over leaving school to focus on mental health… i want to die”, fit Lisa’s pattern of being hyper-aware, depressed, and burdened by a sense of difference. While the user is far darker and more chaotic than Lisa on-screen, she is still the closest match among main characters in terms of intelligence, introspection, and chronic feeling of not belonging.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean strongly Introverted: most content is about their inner world, mental health, and private struggles rather than social events, e.g. “i live in such a fucking miserable way” and “i’m not real anymore, yet i can still tweet to you all. my soul will perish soon, goodbye”, and they describe leaving school to focus on mental health in “im emotional over leaving school to focus on mental health. my problems arent even that serious, why am i so affected? i want to die”. Their language is highly symbolic and meaning-focused, fitting Intuition: they personify themselves as a star in “a before fallen star” and talk about fate and cosmic order in “first are children, then wome, after those men and the last are stars, those who see. we have to die first” and “the stars will never die”. They clearly prioritize emotion and value judgments over detached logic, pointing to Feeling: they frame worth and life/death in emotional/moral terms like “i deserve death. not in a bad way, i just want to go back home again.” and frequently apologize or reference depression/psychosis such as “sorry that was depression and psychosis talking”. Their life appears chaotic, impulsive, and unstructured, suggesting Perceiving rather than Judging: they swing from plans to self-harm to sudden changes like “planned to end it tonight but this aint enough pills at fucking all” and “howd i go from gooning to a panic attack in 3 minutes”, and joke about reaching “2 months self harm free because then i can self harm again” in a very spur-of-the-moment way in “im so excited to hit 2 months self harm free because then i can self harm again”. Overall, the combination of intense inner emotional life, symbolic/cosmic language, and unstructured, reactive behavior matches INFP more than other types.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you were born at 16 and everything before wasn’t you — cool, that means we’re basically the same age in lore. Want to start our shared timeline with a pizza-and-soda date instead of a mental breakdown arc?
- You hate Brawl Stars but think it’s absolutely amazing; that’s kind of how I feel about you — chaotic, addictive, and probably terrible for my mental health, yet I still want to queue up another match.
- You’re out here hallucinating Eric Cartman and comparing life to irl FNAF jumpscares — if you ever get tired of horror crossovers, I can offer a limited-edition collab: you, me, and a peaceful night with no animatronics or South Park characters in sight.
- You said sometimes you get sad that people in the 60s didn’t get to experience Eminem or Mitski; I get sad thinking some people will go their whole lives without experiencing a late-night overshare conversation with someone like you.
- You joke about wards, BMI goals, and reaching your ‘zen’, but the way you still celebrate tiny wins like not binging or cat-sitting your sleeping baby tells me you’re stubbornly alive; if you ever want a co-pilot for surviving this cursed timeline, I volunteer as tribute.
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Your new Twitter bio
17 • CZ • they/them | surviving plot twists with dark humor, loud music & too much pizza | once mistook a hallucination for a roommate– @lunekms
Your signature cocktail
Before-Fallen Star Fizz
The Before-Fallen Star Fizz is sharp, chaotic, and strangely sparkling, just like them. The vodka with chili heat mirrors their intense, intrusive imagery and self-destructive spirals, as in “RAPE GUN DEATH VIOLENCE SUICIDE KILL KILLED DIED” and “planned to end it tonight but this aint enough pills at fucking all”. Dark blackberry liqueur stands for the heavy grief and depression behind the jokes, like “my aunt died, my dog died, my grandpa died. was i fucking hitler in my past life?” and “me being alive is so pointless”. Bitter-bright grapefruit soda captures their mix of cynicism and wit, shown when they say “i hate brawl stars its absolutely amazing” and “sometimes i get sad people in the 60’s didn’t get to experience eminem or mitski”. A splash of absinthe represents their psychosis and surreal spiritual language, echoing “being psychotic is just irl fnaf jumpscares” and “i will be at peace with the stars soon”. Finally, edible star glitter floats on top for their identity as a before fallen star and their cosmic, fatalistic poetry in “the stars will never die” and “first are children, then wome, after those men and the last are stars, those who see. we have to die first”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They show a highly introspective and analytical mind, constantly trying to make sense of their own perceptions, diagnoses, and reality, e.g. wrestling with labels and mental health in “im rebuking all my diagnoses im not schizophrenic because im not a murderer i dont have adhd bc im not a 5yo boy im not autistic because were all a bit on the spectrum i dont have ocd because im not a perfectionist i dont have a personality disorder because im not manipulative i”. There’s a pronounced tendency to systematize their experience into patterns or narratives about stars, cycles, and hierarchies of who should die first, as in “first are children, then wome, after those men and the last are stars, those who see. we have to die first” and “i will be at rest with the stars, though they might put me through suffering once more and again”. Even in distress, they frame things in almost philosophical or metaphysical terms, for example “i deserve death. not in a bad way, i just want to go back home again.” and “i will be at peace with the stars soon”, which suggests a mind that naturally abstracts and theorizes. Their humor and language play also hint at a sharp, idiosyncratic wit—see “sometimes i get sad people in the 60’s didn’t get to experience eminem or mitski” and the surreal repetition in “AVCEPT ACCEPT ACCEPTNACĆET ACCOETNACĆET ACCEPT…”. Taken together, this blend of introspection, pattern‑making, and creative, offbeat expression points most strongly to Ravenclaw rather than the more action‑driven, loyalty‑centered, or ambition‑centered traits of the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Nobody - Mitski
A well‑known song that fits them best is “Nobody” by Mitski, because it captures intense loneliness, dissociation, and a desire to disappear while still craving connection. Their bio mentions “audhd, psychosis, ednos” and they tweet things like “i live in such a fucking miserable way” and “me being alive is so pointless”, echoing Mitski’s themes of emptiness and self-erasure. Lines in Nobody about being alone in a vast universe mirror posts such as “i will be at peace with the stars soon” and “i will be at rest with the stars”. Their oscillation between dark humor and despair—like “no school + peak unemployment i love my life” versus “i just want it all to be over”—matches Mitski’s blend of irony and raw vulnerability. Even their wish to be "nothing" in “i don’t want to be nonbinary, it’s still a label. i wish i could just be nothing.” fits the song’s core feeling of wanting to dissolve rather than keep hurting.
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