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They read as a socially aware, sensitive overthinker with strong opinions and niche interests, which aligns most with Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, they’re openly frustrated with unfair systems and institutions, as seen when they rant about their canceled university class after already paying everything (“pago minha matrícula > pago mensalidade de fevereiro > uma semana antes do começo das aulas me falam que não vai ter turma esse semestre > RANÇO descomunal”). Their left-leaning, media-literate side appears in their excitement about Ana Paula Renault discussing politics and defending the left (“1ª ex fazenda a falar de política e defender a esquerda em sua eliminação”) and in critiquing the Grammys while celebrating a specific artist (“i refuse to be controlled by the grammys. congratulations adéla!!!”). The way they care a lot about culture and music, from Lollapalooza plans (“busco alguém pra ir comigo no show da chappell roan… chorar comigo em pink pony club (obrigatorio)”) to hyper-specific Spotify observations (“cada dia mais encantada com o algoritmo do spotify”), mirrors Lisa’s obsessive love for jazz and the arts. Finally, their mix of self-deprecating humor and yearning for deeper connections—like complaining about dating apps and people’s bad receptiveness (“a receptividade das pessoas num geral tá tao podre… se eu não gostasse tanto de gente eu pararia de tentar”)—feels very Lisa: idealistic, emotional, and constantly disappointed yet still trying.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they’re actively seeking company for events like Lollapalooza and clearly energized by shared experiences, e.g. “busco alguém pra ir comigo no show da chappell roan no lollapalooza 2026… chorar comigo em pink pony club (obrigatorio)”, and they frequently comment on reality shows and public figures, indicating outward engagement. Their tweets show strong Intuition: they jump from concrete events to broader reflections about people and culture, as in “a receptividade das pessoas num geral tá tao podre… que se eu não gostasse tanto de gente eu pararia de tentar as coisas”, and play with humorous, imaginative scenarios like “'noooo lune dont take all the vkei bassists' me leaving with boogie geon and toshiya up my ass”. Their values and emotional reactions dominate, fitting Feeling: they talk about desperation and wanting to cry over shows and media (“ai mds to me segurando pra não chorar real”) and express indignation about sexism in language, e.g. “o jonas toda vez que vai tentar ofender alguém apela pro feminino, é uma escolha né”). Finally, their behaviour appears more Perceiving than Judging: they procrastinate instead of following a rigid plan (“to assim procrastinando pra limpar meu notebook pra reinstalar jogo”), express FOMO and shifting desires (“fomo gigantesca estratosferica astronomica de ser dj”), and react flexibly to disappointment about classes being canceled rather than focusing on structure (“RANÇO descomunal”). Taken together, their outward focus, imaginative humor, emotionally-driven commentary, and spontaneous, slightly chaotic lifestyle are most consistent with ENFP.

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Belo Horizonte ✦ part-time BBB strategist, full-time show buddy. Once taught my mom what a twink is, still waiting for my Lollapalooza co‑headliner.– @lunentual

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is built around pink gin, a nod to their dream of crying at “Pink Pony Club” with someone at Lollapalooza: “chorar comigo em pink pony club (obrigatorio)”. The grapefruit tonic brings a bittersweet edge that matches their rant about college bureaucracy and canceled classes: “RANÇO descomunal”. Guava nectar adds playful sweetness for their chaotic humor explaining twinks to their mom: “fui explicar pra minha mae o que é twink e ela 'o juliano?'”. A dash of chili tincture represents the sharpness of their commentary on Big Brother and politics, like calling out Jonas and hyping Ana Paula Renault: “é uma escolha né #bbb26” and “ana paula renault charts #1 – 1ª expulsa...”. The glittery sugar rim channels their DJ and show-going FOMO energy—always dramatic, always a bit extra: “fomo gigantesca estratosferica astronomica de ser dj” and “imagina não poder ir no bmth di novo pqp”.

Your Hogwarts House
They show strong Hufflepuff energy through their attachment to people and experiences rather than status or competition. Their frustration about the collapsing study plans in “pago minha matrícula > pago mensalidade de fevereiro > uma semana antes do começo das aulas me falam que não vai ter turma esse semestre > RANÇO descomunal” hints at someone who actually cares about showing up and doing the work, and is annoyed when institutions don’t hold up their side. The way they talk about human connection, lamenting how "the receptivity of people in general is so rotten" but still insisting they like people enough to keep trying in “a receptividade das pessoas num geral tá tao podre, pra qualquer tipo de relação, que se eu não gostasse tanto de gente eu pararia de tentar as coisas que nem besta”, shows a stubborn loyalty to relationships even when it hurts. They seek shared emotional experiences, wanting someone to cry with them at a show in “busco alguém pra ir comigo no show da chappell roan… chorar comigo em pink pony club (obrigatorio)”, which fits Hufflepuff’s emphasis on bonding and togetherness. Even their joking FOMO about being a DJ in “fomo gigantesca estratosferica astronomica de ser dj” and wishing for more “weird & interesting people” instead of dating apps in “é meu sonho nunca mais ter que voltar pra esses.. quase não encontro weird & interesting people por la” reinforce that they value community, shared joy, and authenticity over individual glory or cunning schemes.

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The best fit is "Pink Pony Club" by Chappell Roan, because they explicitly center this song in their current hype and emotional world. They post a call for a festival buddy saying they want someone who will “cry with me in Pink Pony Club (mandatory)”, showing how deeply they connect with the song’s big, dramatic, queer, dance-floor emotions. Their timeline is full of pop culture stanning and chaotic humor, from “i refuse to be controlled by the grammys. congratulations adéla!!!” to reality‑TV obsession like “ana paula renault charts #1 – 1ª expulsa a entrar pela porta da frente… #bbb26”, which fits the theatrical, campy tone of the track. At the same time, they show underlying sensitivity and frustration with people and life plans, as in “a receptividade das pessoas num geral tá tao podre… se eu não gostasse tanto de gente eu pararia de tentar as coisas” and “pago minha matrícula > … me falam que não vai ter turma esse semestre > RANÇO descomunal”, echoing the song’s tension between disappointment and a stubborn dream of escape. Their bio, “eu não gosto meu amor eu sou muito chata”, plus tweets about FOMO and wanting to be a DJ like “fomo gigantesca estratosferica astronomica de ser dj”, match the song’s vibe of wanting more glam, community, and catharsis than everyday life offers, making Pink Pony Club a perfect anthem for them.

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