Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Witty humor: Frequent clever jokes and wordplay, like comparing a treadmill to endless Abbey Road in “esteira = simulador de abbey road infinita” and calling their dad 'gordo calvo e vascaino' Dr. House in “o pai é tipo o dr house gordo calvo e vascaino”.
- Emotionally expressive: Open about affection and crushes, e.g. “estou perdidamente e loucamente apaixonado” and cherishing social moments in “nao tem coisa melhor que sair dirigindo por ai ... fazendo jam no spotify com os parceiro”.
- Creative thinker: Shows imagination with worldbuilding and conlanging in “a parte mais legal do worldbuilding é conlanging...” and fantasizing about writing, directing, and producing their own book adaptation in “e quando eu editar e publicar o meu livro...”.
- Community‑oriented: Values relationships and small communities, like bonding with neighborhood elders in “to amando socializar com as idosas do bairro...” and enjoying local 'lore' gossip in “piscininha, salmao e fofoca sobre a lore do bairro”.
- Cultural curiosity: Engaged with music, film, and series (Beatles, Dylan, Twin Peaks, F1 movie, Stranger Things), e.g. “quem é 2008 e por que ele remasterizou todas as musicas dos beatles” and “pensando aqui pra um brasileiro que cresceu com as telenovelas da globo twin peaks nao é tao bizarro assim”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑deprecation: Talks down on their appearance and skills, like hair looking like a 'capacete' in “quanto mais eu corto mais rapido ele cresce e fica parecendo um Capacete...” and calling themselves 'analfabeto funcional' in “voce descobre que é analfabeto funcional...”.
- Cynical tone: Leans into pessimistic or harsh views, like calling heteronormativity a 'doença' in “heterossexualismo e cisnormativismo sao as maiores doenças da atualidade” and describing a musical as 'um lixo' even while enjoying it in “esse musical é um lixo adoro ele”.
- Risk minimization: Jokes about near‑accidents without much reflection, like “quase fui atropelado por uma moto no sinal fechado to me sentindo em premonicao”, which hints at underplaying personal safety.
- Digital overreliance: Shows strong attachment to online platforms and devices, e.g. feeling Tetris effect from macramé in “eu to comecando a experienciar o tetris effect com o macrame” and anxiety about message tone in “colocando letras extras figurinhas e emojis pq eu me sinto mal...”.
- Provocative language: Uses intense or shocking phrasing that can alienate, like the graphic sexual metaphor in “2025 foi so o pre gozo em 2026 eles vao se assusta quando ve a porra toda” and the dramatic 'nunca cometa suicidio' framing in “nunca cometa suicidio”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: introspective, artistic, politically opinionated, and a little bit precociously self-aware. Like Lisa, they’re obsessed with music, literature, and craft, constantly commenting on their own hyperfixations and creative life, from “hiperfoco em mae mae o will morreu mae nance nance” to “eu to comecando a experienciar o tetris effect com o macrame”. Their ideal job as “emprego dos sonhos ghostwriter” and dream of writing and adapting their own book in “e quando eu editar e publicar o meu livro… e eu for o diretor e roteirista…” fits Lisa’s intellectual ambition and need for creative control. The strong opinions about politics and norms in tweets like “heterossexualismo e cisnormativismo sao as maiores doenças da atualidade” and joking about “estarei usando vermelho na virada nao para atrair amor mas para atrair comunismo” mirror Lisa’s activist streak. At the same time, their sensitivity about social perception and affection—like “colocando letras extras figurinhas e emojis pq eu me sinto mal achando que o meu jeito de mandar mensagem é meio seco”—captures Lisa’s mix of emotional vulnerability and overthinking in social situations.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they clearly enjoy social energy, friends, and neighborhood interactions, e.g. loving to drive around on Saturday nights with friends doing Spotify jams “nao tem coisa melhor que sair dirigindo por ai em uma noite de sabado fazendo jam no spotify com os parceiro” and enthusiastically socializing with elderly neighbors who compliment their hair and give them waffles “to amando socializar com as idosas do bairro”. They are strongly iNtuitive: they frequently use metaphor, absurd humor, and abstract comparisons, like comparing a treadmill to “infinite Abbey Road” “esteira = simulador de abbey road infinita” or calling Facebook Marketplace a “mesopotamian remnant in modern society” “gosto do facebook marketplace porque é um resquício mesopotamico na sociedade hodierna”. Their values-first, emotionally expressive style points to Feeling over Thinking: they rant against heteronormativity “heterossexualismo e cisnormativismo sao as maiores doenças da atualidade”, idealize unconditional love “é sobre dar amor incondicionalmente sem esperar nada em troca”, and openly talk about being madly in love “estou perdidamente e loucamente apaixonado”. They strongly favor Perceiving: their life comes across as spontaneous, messy, and exploratory rather than structured, like joking that they’ll ruin 2026 immediately by binge‑watching Stranger Things in a group “e como que a gente vai estragar 2026 no primeiro dia? assistindo stranger things em grupo” and impulsively changing their hair color with multiple possible outcomes “indo ali descobrir se vai ser 1 careca 2 o loiro do verão... 3 ruivo bombom 4 a mesma merda de antes”. Their imaginative humor, romantic idealism, and highly social yet slightly chaotic vibe best fit ENFP: the enthusiastic, playful, people‑oriented intuitive feeler who constantly spins everyday life into creative narratives and jokes.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said the treadmill is an infinite Abbey Road simulator — if we walk side by side on it, does that make us the new Lennon–McCartney, or is it too soon to ask you to collaborate on an ‘us’ album?
- You cutting your bangs too short and threatening us with your eyebrows for two weeks is very brave of you… but if you ever need someone to hide under your ‘helmet hair’ phase, I volunteer as your official public-appearance emotional support himbo.
- You, driving around on a Saturday night doing Spotify jam sessions with friends, yelling about F1 movies you still haven’t seen, and overanalyzing Stranger Things like a good Brazilian who survived Globo novelas… that’s exactly the kind of chaotic lore I want to be written into.
- You said the love you take = the love you make; I’m just checking the math here, because if I start by giving you homemade waffles and vintage keychains, do I at least get lifetime access to your outtakes-only Beatles listening sessions in return?
- Since you want to steal ChatGPT’s job and be a ghostwriter, how about a test assignment: write our future together, I’ll handle the worldbuilding and you do the conlanging — first word in our new language can mean ‘boyfriend who helps me launder money and shares the Torcida with uva Thompson.’
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Writer-in-training, Beatles apologist & Balneário Camboriú field reporter. Once cut my bangs too short and turned it into a personality trait.– @luquinhasgames0
Your signature cocktail
Free Culture Fringe Fizz
This drink is bright, chaotic, and a little dramatic—like cutting your bangs too short and having to “atruar minhas sobrancelhas por duas semanas. cultura livre por bala desejo” “cortei a franja curta demais. voces terao que aturar minhas sobrancelhas por duas semanas. cultura livre por bala desejo”. The tequila with pink pepper nods to eating “torcida sabor pimenta mexicana com uva thompson pra ver se eu ainda sinto alguma coisa” “comendo torcida sabor pimenta mexicana com uva thompson pra ver se eu ainda sinto alguma coisa”, turning emotional numbness into a spicy kick. The red wine reduction echoes late-night drives and jam sessions, as well as the wish to attract not just love but “comunismo” while wearing red “estarei usando vermelho na virada nao para atrair amor mas para atrair comunismo”. Grape & chili soda and torched pineapple juice wink at their hatred for how pineapple burns the mouth but also their taste for weird sensory combos “devia inventar um abacaxi que nao queimasse a sua boca”. The zero-sugar cola foam crowns it with the exact vibe of a “coquinha zero filhadaputamente geladinha churrasco impromptu” night “coquinha zero filhadapuramente geladinha churrasco impromptu e novo filme do knives out”. Strong but playful, it’s an experimental fizz for someone que “EU QUERO ROUBAR O EMPREGO DO CHATGPT” and worldbuilds entire languages just for fun “EU QUERO ROUBAR O EMPREGO DO CHATGPT”, “a parte mais legal do worldbuilding é conlanging”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Lucas shows a strong mix of creativity, wit, and intellectual curiosity that fits Ravenclaw best. They clearly love worldbuilding and language for its own sake, joking about conlanging and their own invented language with self-aware humor: “a parte mais legal do worldbuilding é conlanging porque voce descobre que é analfabeto funcional em uma lingua cujo unico falante nativo é você”. Their literary and writing ambitions are big and very detailed, in a way that feels like a nerdy, imaginative plan rather than pure Slytherin-style power hunger: “e quando eu editar e publicar o meu livro e fazer a arte dele e ele receber uma adaptacao pra televisao e eu for o diretor e roteirista...”. They’re sharply observant and concept-driven about media, like comparing Twin Peaks to Brazilian telenovelas — “pensando aqui pra um brasileiro que cresceu com as telenovelas da globo twin peaks nao é tao bizarro assim” — and musing about how humor shifts in friendships: “gosto muito quando o humor na amizade se torna situacional pela convivencia e nao mais piadas sarcasticas sem fim”. Even their throwaway jokes tend to be conceptual or meta, like calling a treadmill a “simulador de abbey road infinita” or describing Facebook Marketplace as “um resquício mesopotamico na sociedade hodierna”, which is textbook Ravenclaw-style wit. They do show warmth, loyalty, and political conviction at times, but the dominant throughline is a brainy, artsy, hyper-observant personality that screams Ravenclaw more than any other house.
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Your song
In My Life - The Beatles
Their bio literally twists a Beatles line — "the love you take = the love you make" — pointing straight to the reflective, nostalgic tone of In My Life. They have a deep, playful obsession with Beatles lore, from asking "paul mccartney eu te desafio a anunciar data da turne em floripa" to wondering "quem é 2008 e por que ele remasterizou todas as musicas dos beatles" and even wanting Klaus Voormann’s drawing skills in "queria ter 1% da habilidade do klaus voormann pra desenho o cara sabia das coisas". At the same time, their timeline is full of affectionate, memory-soaked moments, like driving around making Spotify jams with friends in "nao tem coisa melhor que sair dirigindo por ai em uma noite de sabado fazendo jam no spotify com os parceiro" and joking about growing up in Balneário Camboriú vs. São Paulo in "tres adolescentes da roça (balneario camboriu) indo conhecer o mundo (sao paulo)". They’re sentimental about love and connection, from being "perdidamente e loucamente apaixonado" to cherishing small social details like neighborhood grandmas in "to amando socializar com as idosas do bairro elas elogiam meu cabelo falam que eu pareço ter treze anos e acabo de ganhar um waffle caseiro de uma". All of this fits the bittersweet, humorous, autobiographical energy of In My Life: reflective, romantic, full of friends, places, and moments that shape who you are.
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