
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Lusee perfectly captures Bart Simpson’s signature blend of mischievous 'silly' behavior and deep-seated existential dread. Much like Bart, they thrive on internet chaos and ironic 'slop,' admitting that “roblox chats silent as fuck now kinda sad I liked to see kids get mad at me”. Their profile oscillates between high-energy trolling and a vulnerable, lonely interior, similar to how Bart masks his insecurities with pranks, notably tweeting, “i have no personality and I must larp”. Even their self-deprecating humor about their own 'cringe' nature mirrors Bart’s pride in being a 'bad boy,' while secretly craving connection, as seen when they confess, “i wish I had someone to cuddle with”.

Your MBTI personality Type
Lusee identifies as an “anti social ass” who struggles with loneliness and making friends, clearly marking them as an Introvert. Their focus on abstract self-expression, ARGs, and the feeling that they “have no personality and I must larp” suggests an Intuitive preference for identity over concrete reality. Despite some blunt humor, their core motivations are deeply emotional and self-deprecating, often “feeling like crying but idk why”, which points toward the Feeling dimension. Finally, their Perceiving trait is evident in their spontaneous “slop” posting style and lack of a schedule, often tweeting about “not knowing what to post” or impulsively trying new ideas like puzzles.

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Aspiring ARG creator and tech enthusiast. When I'm not debugging PC blue screens or exploring Linux, I’m probably meowing at my friends. Turning 18 soon!– @luseemeow

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is an experimental mess designed for someone who admits “I have no personality and I must larp”. The high-proof rum represents the intense mood swings of a user who claims “I need to be shot preferably in the back of the head”, while the glitter adds a layer of irony because they know “my posts are qualityslop y'all only like them because their good”. It’s served ice-cold, perfect for someone shouting “if only there was a CATGIRL to warm me up....” into the void. Finally, we stir it with a tech-hardware aesthetic, as it's the only drink that tastes like your “cable unplugged my ssd which caused my pc to bluescreen”.

Your Hogwarts House
Lusee exhibits strong Slytherin traits through a focus on self-preservation and a cynical, resourceful worldview. They demonstrate a classic 'us versus them' mentality typical of the house, as seen in their bio's “Straggots DNI /hj” and the admission that they “have no personality and I must larp” to fit in or gain attention. Their resourcefulness and technical cunning are evident in their attempts to “make an awesome idea for a puzzle in an arg” and utilizing their own “vps” to bypass platform limitations. Ultimately, their preoccupation with status, followers, and their self-described “horrible person” persona aligns with Slytherin’s more edgy, self-focused qualities.

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The track mirrors Lusee’s self-deprecating and edgy online persona, particularly their admission that they “have no personality and I must larp”. The lyrics about being 'cringe' and insincere align with their bio and the tweet where they admit to “larping” as an anime fan just for the aesthetic. Furthermore, the song’s dark, moody energy fits their recurring themes of loneliness and nihilism, such as when they post about feeling like “everything hurts” or wanting to “go missing.” Ultimately, the song captures the mix of irony and genuine distress found in their frequent “slop” posting.

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