Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally aware: Openly names feelings like anxiety, instability, and low energy in tweets such as “Eu realmente sou muito instável” and “Não tô mt animada hoje”.
- Passionate reader: Shows strong engagement with books like Dracula and danmei/yaoi, e.g. “Pqp to obcecada nesse livro” and “Mds eu tô amando tanto Drácula !!! Já estou no capítulo 13”.
- Humorous: Uses exaggeration and memes to joke about daily life, like “Pior sensação do mundo é querer cagar logo após tomar banho” and “Eu na escola”.
- Candidly honest: Speaks very directly about opinions and experiences, e.g. “Não entendo essa loucura dos disparos fudidos com gorjeta” and “Vsf odeio esse lado do meu pai”.
- Enthusiastic fan: Shows intense excitement about media and characters, like “EU NÃO CONSIGO PARAR DE LER YAOI” and “CARALHO TO CHORANDO EU TO MT FELIZ ELE TAVA GRAVIDO DO LOIRO PQP!!!!!!!!”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Mentions wanting to self-harm or be harmed in tweets like “Vou abrir meus pulsos na frente desse infeliz desgraçado”, “Quero me cortar dnv”, and “torço para que me atropelem e eu morra”.
- Harsh self-image: Uses very negative language about themself, e.g. “Sou patética” and “A gordona aqui vai lanchar eba”.
- Emotional volatility: Acknowledges rapid mood swings and shows dramatic ups and downs, as in “Eu realmente sou muito instável” and shifts from “Tô obcecada” to “Que vida eh essa”.
- Conflict-driven: Expresses intense hostility toward others, such as “Insuportável do caralho te odeio porra” and “Morram todos”.
- Obsession-prone: Frequently describes fixating strongly on interests, for example “Fiquei obcecada com vampiros do nada e eu odeio isso me sinto muito patética por dar tudo de mim para algo” and “EU NÃO CONSIGO PARAR DE LER YAOI”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, who is intense, hyper-fixated on her interests, and emotionally volatile yet thoughtful. Like Lisa when she discovers a new book or cause, this user throws themselves completely into obsessions, especially literature and niche media, as seen in “Pqp to obcecada nesse livro”, “Finalmente um livro ta conseguindo me prender”, and “Quero ler todos os danmei do mundo!!!”. Their dramatic self-awareness and sensitivity echo Lisa’s teenage-adjacent angst, in tweets like “Sou muito intensa”, “Eu realmente sou muito instável”, and “Fiquei obcecada com vampiros do nada e eu odeio isso me sinto muito patética por dar tudo de mim para algo e fazer que tudo ao meu redor seja sobre isso”. The user’s intellectual streak and moral opinions on fiction and social issues also parallel Lisa’s overthinking nature, reflected in “Minha opinião sobre estupro ficcional (em yaoi) varia muito” and “Pq caralhos estadunidenses se importam tanto com termos? Se é sexo com crianças sendo filmado então é pornografia infantil e ponto porra”. At the same time, their loneliness and desire for comfort, like wanting a pet in “Queria um gatinho to tao sozinha”, resonates strongly with Lisa’s frequent feelings of isolation despite her rich inner world.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): they focus on solitary, inner-world activities like reading and obsessing over specific interests rather than social events, e.g. being "obcecada" with a book and wanting to be alone to read “Pqp to obcecada nesse livro” and “Quero que essa fraqueza passe logo para que eu possa ler”, plus wishing for a pet because they feel lonely “Queria um gatinho to tao sozinha”. They show Intuition (N) through fixation on fictional worlds, themes, and ideas (vampires, omegaverse, danmei) over concrete daily details, as in “Fiquei obcecada com vampiros do nada e eu odeio isso me sinto muito patética por dar tudo de mim para algo e fazer que tudo ao meu redor seja sobre isso” and the excited focus on thematic elements in Dracula “Um bom romance com vampiros tem incesto lidem com isso”. Their decisions and reactions are highly emotional and value-driven, fitting Feeling (F): they openly express hurt, self-worth issues, and intense emotional swings, such as “Sou patética”, “Eu realmente sou muito instável”, and their reaction to fictional outcomes “CARALHO TO CHORANDO EU TO MT FELIZ ELE TAVA GRAVIDO DO LOIRO PQP!!!!!!!!”. Finally, they seem more Perceiving (P) than Judging: their timeline shows impulsivity, mood-driven behavior, and lack of structured planning—oscillating between boredom, sudden obsessions, and emotional outbursts like “Nada de bom pra fazer”, “Eu vou SURTAR”, and “Sou muito influenciável”. Overall, the introspective loneliness, strong identification with fiction, emotional expressiveness, and spontaneity align best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You read Dracula up to chapter 13 in three days—at this point I’m just wondering when you’re going to sink your teeth into me with the same dedication.
- You said you got suddenly obsessed with vampires and felt ‘patética’ for making everything about them… lucky for me I’m perfectly fine with you making everything about us instead.
- Since your yaoi and omegaverse era is in full force, I volunteer as tribute: we can debate who’s the omega after we finish that pizza with cold Coke you were craving.
- You’re anxious waiting for books, you can’t stop reading yaoi, and you still call yourself ‘muito instável’—honestly, that just sounds like ‘main character energy’ and I’d like a supporting role.
- You’re obsessed with Dracula, planning to buy 2ha, dreaming of iwtv, and still finding time to rant about tipping and bad manhwas—clearly you have impeccable taste in fiction, so… wanna test your taste in people with me?
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Student powered by yaoi, vampires & questionable snacks. Once read 13 chapters of Dracula in 3 days and still complained about the heat.– @luserenum
Your signature cocktail
Omega Blood Moon Fizz
This cocktail is dark, dramatic and a little obsessive, just like their sudden vampiric fixation and Dracula binge, inspired by lines like “Pqp to obcecada nesse livro” and “Mds eu tô amando tanto Drácula !!! Já estou no capítulo 13, em 3 dias de leitura”. Black cherry vodka brings a nocturnal, bloody vibe for their vampire/yaoi era, echoing “Um bom romance com vampiros tem incesto lidem com isso”. Red sweet vermouth adds sweetness with a bitter edge for their emotional instability and self‑deprecation, as in “Eu realmente sou muito instável” and “Sou patética”. Hibiscus and rose iced tea is floral yet intense, channeling their romantic, dramatic yaoi/omegaverse obsession shown in tweets like “On my yaoi era” and “Estou feliz por ter omegaverse na minha vida”. A dash of smoked sea salt reflects the darker, intrusive thoughts and self‑harm ideation hinted in “Eu sei que minhas tendências suicidas pararam mas, as vezes, quando caminhando na rua, torço para que me atropelem e eu morra” and “Quero me cortar dnv”. Finally, sparkling lemonade tops it with fizzy, chaotic energy and a bright bite for their caps‑lock outbursts and heat-rage like “QUE CALOOOOOORRRRR CARALHOOOOOOO” and the joyful screaming of “CONSEGUI CARALHOOOOO VAO SE FODEREM”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
This user shows a strong love of reading and intellectual immersion, which points toward Ravenclaw. They become deeply absorbed in books, for example celebrating how much Dracula has gripped them in just a few days: “Mds eu tô amando tanto Drácula !!! Já estou no capítulo 13, em 3 dias de leitura” and earlier noting that a book is finally managing to hold their attention: “Finalmente um livro ta conseguindo me prender”. They anticipate and analyze their own reading experience, predicting it will be demanding: “Sinto que vai ser uma leitura bem cansativa” and worrying about a long introduction before the "real" start of the text: “Socorro não vou conseguir começar de verdade antes de tanto texto que tem na introdução”. Their obsessive interest in specific niches like vampires and danmei/yaoi also reflects a very Ravenclaw-like tendency to dive intensely into a chosen subject: “Fiquei obcecada com vampiros do nada… fazer que tudo ao meu redor seja sobre isso” and “Quero ler todos os danmei do mundo!!!”. Although they have emotional volatility and dark humor, the throughline of curiosity, focused obsession with stories, and joy in consuming complex fictional worlds makes Ravenclaw the best fit.
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Teen Idle - MARINA
A well‑known song that fits them best is Teen Idle by MARINA, because it captures a mix of teenage angst, self-loathing, morbid humor, and romanticized darkness that shows up repeatedly in their timeline. They oscillate between calling themselves "patética" (“Sou patética”) and "muito instável" (“Eu realmente sou muito instável”), which reflects the song’s themes of insecurity and emotional volatility. Their fascination with vampires and gothic vibes (“Pqp to obcecada nesse livro”, “Fiquei obcecada com vampiros do nada”) mirrors the song’s aestheticization of darkness and death. They also express passive suicidal ideation and self-harm urges (“Quero me cortar dnv”, “torço para que me atropelem e eu morra”), which lines up with Teen Idle’s fixation on death and wasted youth. At the same time, their intense obsessions with yaoi, omegaverse, and books (“EU NÃO CONSIGO PARAR DE LER YAOI”, “Finalmente um livro ta conseguindo me prender”) echo the song’s portrait of a teenager who feels everything too much and turns escapism into an identity.
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