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They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: passionate, articulate, a little dramatic, and deeply invested in their niche interests. Like Lisa with jazz and social justice, this user is intensely devoted to their faves and media, gushing over K‑pop and dramas with lines like “i love ive so much im gonna explode” and “this is why who rules the world will always be my drama and bai fengxi will always be my bbg”. They also show a strong moral streak and willingness to call people out, e.g. “y'all don't want to educate woojin y'all want to kill him bruh wdym y'all calling a 17 y.o a sex slave” and “you think ur a woke lesbian but in the end ur misogynistic”. At the same time, they’re emotional and melodramatic in a very Lisa way, tweeting things like “im so sad :(” and “tryna keep it peaceful is a struggle for me”. Their mix of intellectual engagement (language learning, nuanced fandom takes) and intense stan enthusiasm mirrors Lisa’s blend of brains, idealism, and teenage-level feelings.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an Extrovert (E): their timeline is highly interactive, quote-tweet heavy, and outwardly expressive, with lots of parasocial/social focus like “i wanna do the lngshot rps sheet too unnie pass me the template” and “can someone in las vegas adopt me”, which suggests energy from engagement rather than withdrawal. Their style leans Intuition (N): they quickly jump to patterns, narratives, and implications instead of literal facts, e.g. “they saw them cp rankings on weibo” and “keiju saw the straight allegations and had to come set them well, gay”, turning small bits of news into wider theories or jokes. They are clearly Feeling (F) over Thinking: their judgments are emotionally colored and value-based, as with “y'all don't want to educate woojin y'all want to kill him bruh wdym y'all calling a 17 y.o a sex slave” and the empathetic defense of idols’ struggles in “imagine becoming a trainee at 12… and then you come online”. Even when they’re harsh, it’s about hurt, loyalty, and fairness, like “fuck you sophi you bitch bitter ass hag” or the furious call-out “BITCH DONT BE IGNORING SHIT”. Finally, they seem more Perceiving (P) than Judging: their timeline is chaotic, reactive, and impulsive—jumping between dramas, ships, and memes with little structure, e.g. “tryna keep it peaceful is a struggle for me” and the sudden emotional swings like “im so gagged rn like actually” right next to “im so sad :(”. The combination of high emotional intensity, fandom enthusiasm, pattern-seeing, and spontaneous, relational tweeting fits ENFP best.

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Part-time purgatory resident, full-time K‑pop anthropologist. Once learned a new language just to complain about idols more accurately.– @lusipilled

Your signature cocktail
This drink starts with a soju base spiked with vodka for chaotic, high-energy stan life—equal parts unhinged and devoted, just like yelling “TECTONE DOWNFALL YIPPIEEE” and threatening, “jung woojin im gonna slap your stupid face” in the same timeline. Lychee juice and strawberry syrup make it sweet and girly, echoing their soft side when they gush “she is so cute just the cutest person ever” and confess “i love ive so much im gonna explode”. Yuzu soda and a popping candy rim capture their loud, fizzy, experimental energy—always foaming at the mouth over idols like “foaming at the mouth rn woojin princess” and being dramatically sat at the theater in “im sat. the theatre employees are scared and asking me to leave”. A dash of chili tincture represents the sudden burn when they snap at people, from “BITCH DONT BE IGNORING SHIT” to dragging toxic fans in “you think ur a woke lesbian but in the end ur misogynistic”. Finally, edible glitter and a tiny gummy bear nod to their bio “supernova, ☆” and the way they treat their faves like precious children in “MY CHILDREN” and “my aegis 😭 the maknaes oh im so soft”, turning their whole chaotic purgatory into something sparkling and oddly tender.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows strong Gryffindor energy in how openly and aggressively they defend idols and call out what they see as injustice, even when it means starting conflict. For example, they blast a company head directly with, “woke up to no apology and no action being taken to stop the hate against woojin @JAYBUMAOM saale chutiya aadmi haramzada kuch toh sahi karliya kar kutte ki aulad 😭😭😭😭😭😭”, which is impulsive, confrontational, and grounded in a desire to protect someone they care about. They also criticize fandom behavior bluntly, saying, “y'all don't want to educate woojin y'all want to kill him bruh wdym y'all calling a 17 y.o a sex slave”, and, “'mama papa' how many more times does shinyu need to say he wants to marry hanjin before y'all stop with this bullshit”, which shows a willingness to stand up to their own community. Their temperament is fiery and reactive, as seen in tweets like “woojin ur so fucking stupid bruh just a stupid fucking kid i would've slapped you across your face if i was ohyul” and “fuck you sophi you bitch bitter ass hag”, reflecting classic Gryffindor hotheadedness. Even when joking, their tone leans toward dramatic, emotional extremes—“im sat. the theatre employees are scared and asking me to leave cause it's 'not released yet' but i fear im simply too sat.”](https://x.com/lusipilled/status/2015336318386270645)—which, combined with their protective streak, fits a bold, loud Gryffindor far more than a calculating Slytherin or reserved Ravenclaw.

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A song that fits them best is “Anti-Hero” by Taylor Swift, because it captures chaotic passion, self-aware drama, and intense online emotions. They live very loudly in fandom spaces, from explosive excitement like “ABSOLUTE CINEMAAAA MY AIBEU” and “i love ive so much im gonna explode” to over-the-top despair like “im so sad :(” and “NOOOOOOOOOOOO 💔 FUCK”. Anti-Hero is all about being a little unhinged and self-critical while still leaning into the bit, which matches their mix of clowning and rage, like “tryna keep it peaceful is a struggle for me” and “fuck you sophi you bitch bitter ass hag”. They are deeply protective of idols and fictional ships, crying over hardships and company mistreatment in tweets like “imagine becoming a trainee at 12... and then you come online”, which echoes the song’s theme of feeling too much and blaming yourself or the world. Overall, the blend of melodrama, self-aware humor, and ride-or-die emotional intensity makes Anti-Hero a perfect match for their online persona.

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