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Your Simpsons character
Like Bart, @lusterously is a rebellious teenager who frequently finds themselves in trouble at school, notably getting “caught skipping in the halls” and having their “phone is already taken up first hour”. They share Bart's chaotic energy and penchant for shock humor, often posting unfiltered thoughts like “ima show yall why i put the lust in lusterously”. Their life is a series of comedic mishaps, ranging from a “pregnancy scare” to making “blood curling” scenes. Ultimately, both the user and Bart represent a loud, chronically online, and mischievous spirit that thrives on disrupting the status quo.

Your MBTI personality Type
Dollster exhibits Extroversion through their high-energy, unfiltered social sharing and constant desire for interaction, such as asking “who wants me 👀” and posting frequent updates about their boyfriend. Their Intuition is evident in their engagement with fictional lore and abstract shipping concepts, seen when they admit to being a “yumeshipper” and seeking headcanons to make “lore writing easier.” They prioritize Feeling, making decisions based on intense personal emotions and values, frequently exclaiming “fuckkkkk i love my man” or expressing maternal feelings for characters. Finally, their Perceiving trait shines through a spontaneous and chaotic lifestyle, often skipping classes, forgetting “payment method for commissions,” and reacting to life's events in a reactive, “lowkey” manner rather than following a strict plan.

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Artist and PJSK enthusiast. When I’m not grinding for Akito cards, I’m dodging hall monitors and perfecting my Lusteria lore. Professional lunch-skipper.– @lusterously

Your signature cocktail
This drink perfectly captures a 16-year-old 'cuckingchud' who is “lowkey having a pregnancy scare” while simultaneously obsessing over Project SEKAI. The ginger base represents her fiery devotion to her 'fave' Akito, while the high-proof rum matches the energy of someone who claims, “ima show yall why i put the lust in lusterously”. The diamond glitter is a tribute to her plea to “CONVERT MY CLOUDCASH TO DIAMONDS”, and the sour garnish represents the chaos of being “caught skipping in the halls”. It’s an experimental, overstimulating blend that’s as 'cracked' as her gaming skills.

Your Hogwarts House
Dollster exhibits strong Slytherin traits through her unfiltered ambition and resourcefulness in gaming, specifically within the Project Sekai and Roblox communities. Her self-proclaimed title “ima show yall why i put the lust in lusterously” and her candid admission “i’ve hit rock bottom chronically onlineness and became a yumeshipper ❤️🩹 #sharing because i’m a #cuckingchud” show a pride in her niche identity. She displays a cunning, goal-oriented mindset when she mentions she “spent 2 whole days grinding for akito’s birthday card” and expresses frustration with others' lack of efficiency, such as when she rants “the lack of urgency is pissing me off”. Furthermore, her bluntness and focus on personal gain, like asking “if anyone wants to dox me can you send me a 10 piece wingstop”, align with the house's reputation for bold self-preservation and shrewdness.

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This song perfectly mirrors Dollster’s energetic, chaotic, and overtly flirtatious personality. Much like the song's playful and suggestive lyrics, she frequently posts about her intense infatuation with her boyfriend, tweeting, “my boyfriend is so cute i’m gonna choke and die” and “i never thought i’d ever get out freaked”. The track’s lighthearted and humorous approach to romance aligns with her tendency to share TMI moments, such as when she “told my boyfriend to bust on my face and his mom walked in”. Ultimately, the song captures the essence of a 6teen-year-old girl navigating high school life, gaming, and a high-energy relationship while being “chronically online”.

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