Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses exaggerated, absurd phrasing for jokes, like threatening Elon in all caps in “ELON ALLAH SENI KAHRETMEYE…” and describing music as “fat ass mommy Mitski” in “Üstümde gereksiz bir mutluluk var…”.
- Self‑aware: Openly jokes about their own habits and flaws, like saying their brain turned to mush from nonstop Mitski in “1 aydır mitski dinlemekten hoşafa dönen beynimle…” and reflecting on why they’re single in “Niye yalnızım diye sorgularken…”.
- Politically‑engaged: Volunteered as an election observer and detailed the experience in “Ben gönüllü müşahitlik yaptım…”, and reacts emotionally to election results and the country’s situation in “Ben hiç iyi değilim. Bu millet niye akıllanmıyor?”.
- Expressive: Shares emotions and inner states very openly, from insomnia in “'Kafamı yastığa koyunca yatarım'ın 3. saatindeyim.” to academic stress in “Farmasötik Teknolojiden de büte kalmazsam Allah'ın varlığına inanıyorum.”.
- Creative: Turns everyday events into entertaining narratives, like the airfryer rant in “Demin brain damage yedim. Biri deep fryda pişirmesi gereken patates kroketi…” and recreating a game dessert in “Celeste'teki çilekli turtayı yapmayı denedim…”.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive‑language: Frequently uses intense insults and curses, such as the all‑caps meltdown at a classmate with a guitar in “BEYİNSİZ BENCİL DÜŞÜNCESİZ OROSPU EVLADI…” and repeated threats toward Elon in “ELON ALLAH SENI KAHRETMEYE…”.
- Cynical: Speaks about religion and politics with harsh negativity, like tying belief in God to passing exams in “Genel kimyadan da büte kalmazsam Allah'ın varlığına inanıyorum.” and blaming leaders for their lack of a partner in “Şu an kocam yoksa bu da rte yüzündendir.”.
- Self‑deprecating: Regularly talks about themselves in a harsh way, like saying their brain turned to mush in “1 aydır mitski dinlemekten hoşafa dönen beynimle…” and joking about being alone and desperate in “Ne olursan ol yine gel (müşkül durumdayım)”.
- Emotionally‑volatile: Shifts quickly between humor and intense despair, as seen in political breakdowns in “Ben hiç iyi değilim. Bu millet niye akıllanmıyor?” and dramatic pleas for a husband or death in “Allahım nolur uyanınca kocam olsun ya da huzurla öleyim noluuuur”.
- Confrontational: Directly picks fights in public posts, like attacking Elon personally in “Bak elon SENİN ANANI DEĞİL senin…” and harshly calling out classmates, friends, or neighbors in “Arkadaşlarıma özenerek videolar atıyorum… Allah belanızı versin.”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user is closest to Lisa Simpson: smart, politically aware, introspective, and melodramatically sincere, but also very online and goofy. Like Lisa, they swing between activism and despair about politics and society, as in their election tweets: “Ben hiç iyi değilim. Bu millet niye akıllanmıyor?” and “Ben gönüllü müşahitlik yaptım… O para alıyor. Tweet bu kadar.”. Their mix of idealism and bargaining-with-the-universe logic (e.g. “Farmasötik Teknolojiden de büte kalmazsam Allah'ın varlığına inanıyorum.” and “Genel kimyadan da büte kalmazsam Allah'ın varlığına inanıyorum.”) mirrors Lisa’s anxious overachiever tendencies. The intense emotional attachment to music, especially Mitski, echoes Lisa’s sax/music coping mechanism: “Bir aydır aralıksız mitski dinliyorum bunun bir tedavisi yok mu?”. Finally, their queer identity and self-aware drama—“🏳️🌈 Mitski gayi, gaymer.” and “Bölümüm niye apkli dolu. Ben gay partisi olacak sanıyordum.”—fit Lisa’s modern, socially conscious, often alienated vibe more than any of the more chaotic or apathetic Simpsons family members.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: their timeline is loud, performative, and people-oriented, full of dramatic, attention-grabbing rants and jokes like “ELON ALLAH SENI KAHRETMEYE ARKADAŞIMIN BANINI AÇ BABANIN ZÜMRÜT MADENLERİNDEN EMDİĞİN SÜTÜ BURNUNDAN GETİRİRİM” and socially-charged comments about neighbors and classmates, suggesting energy gained from external interaction. Their humor and interests point to Intuition over Sensing: they quickly jump from concrete events to exaggerated, abstract or hyperbolic interpretations, like turning election stress into “Ülke gündeminden soğanlı komaya girdim” or framing their department expectations as “Bölümüm niye apkli dolu. Ben gay partisi olacak sanıyordum.”. The strong emotional tone, focus on relationships, and value-laden statements suggest Feeling: they care about justice and inclusion and phrase things mainly in emotional terms, e.g. “Ben hiç iyi değilim. Bu millet niye akıllanmıyor?” and the pride-related “Gay tanrısı hepimizin pride ayını mübarek eylesin amin”. Finally, their life appears flexible and somewhat chaotic rather than structured, pointing to Perceiving: they joke about sleep and study struggles like “'Kafamı yastığa koyunca yatarım'ın 3. saatindeyim. Bu yatma işini nasıl yapıyorduk?” and bargaining with exams instead of portraying themselves as meticulously organized, as in “Genel kimyadan da büte kalmazsam Allah'ın varlığına inanıyorum.”. Overall, the combination of high-energy social expression, imaginative exaggeration, emotionally charged values, and spontaneous, somewhat unstructured lifestyle fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said if you don’t stay for the Farmasötik Teknoloji exam you’ll believe in God — how about we skip the exam and I make you believe in soulmates instead?
- You finished that ‘very hard’ game in 6 hours… so when are you speedrunning becoming my husband? Any% koca run when?
- As a fellow Mitski gayi, I volunteer as tribute to be the reason your brain turns to hoşaf in month two. We can listen to Class of 2013 together and emotionally malfunction in stereo.
- You said if you wake up you either want a husband or to die peacefully. Plot twist: you wake up, I’m making Celeste strawberry pie in your kitchen, and suddenly living doesn’t sound that bad.
- You blamed RTE for not having a husband yet; I say we commit a little political rebellion and go on a date just to prove him wrong.
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Pharmacy student, Celeste baker & part-time ranter. Once survived a month of nonstop Mitski and lived to tweet about it.– @Lutlukahve
Your signature cocktail
Mitski Brain Damage Fizz
This cocktail is strong and slightly chaotic, like someone who tweets “Demin brain damage yedim.” and still has the energy to rant about cooking kroket in an airfryer. The raki base represents their very Turkish, very outspoken political side, from threatening Elon in all caps in “ELON ALLAH SENI KAHRETMEYE…” to crying over elections in “Ben hiç iyi değilim. Bu millet niye akıllanmıyor?”. Hibiscus and raspberry syrup is the queer, dramatic sweetness of a self-described “Mitski gayi, gaymer” who spends a month straight saying “Bir aydır aralıksız mitski dinliyorum bunun bir tedavisi yok mu?”. Cold brew coffee captures the insomnia and overthinking of “'Kafamı yastığa koyunca yatarım'ın 3. saatindeyim.” and the exam-induced bargaining with god in “Genel kimyadan da büte kalmazsam Allah'ın varlığına inanıyorum.”. The tonic water adds a sharp, sparkling bitterness, echoing their mix of horny despair and humor in “Allahım nolur uyanınca kocam olsun ya da huzurla öleyim noluuuur” and “Bölümüm niye apkli dolu. Ben gay partisi olacak sanıyordum.”. Finally, the edible glitter is pure pride energy, a toast to “Gay tanrısı hepimizin pride ayını mübarek eylesin amin” and to trying to make life as shiny as the Celeste strawberry pie they flex in “Celeste'teki çilekli turtayı yapmayı denedim bence oldu.”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Teoman reads first and foremost as a Hufflepuff: loyal, community-minded, and quietly hardworking under a thick layer of sarcasm. Their frustration with people not engaging with what they share — “Arkadaşlarıma özenerek videolar atıyorum, attığım hiçbir şeyi izlemiyorlar. Allah belanızı versin.” — shows a desire for reciprocal attention and care, a very Hufflepuff kind of hurt. They consistently do their part and feel indignant when others don’t, like when they volunteer as an election observer and contrast their own dedication with the paid AKP observer’s slacking: “Ben gönüllü müşahitlik yaptım, yeminden sonra hep oradaydım… O para alıyor. Tweet bu kadar.”. Their repeated half-joking vows about exams — “Genel kimyadan da büte kalmazsam Allah'ın varlığına inanıyorum.” and “Farmasötik Teknolojiden de büte kalmazsam Allah'ın varlığına inanıyorum.” — show the classic Hufflepuff grind: anxious, but determined to push through. While they have Gryffindor-like political outbursts (for example, “Ben hiç iyi değilim. Bu millet niye akıllanmıyor?”), the core pattern is devotion to friends, causes, and work, with humor as a coping mechanism rather than ambition or showy heroism, which fits Hufflepuff best.
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Your song
Class of 2013 - Mitski
The song that best suits Teoman is Class of 2013 by Mitski, because their whole online persona revolves around intense, dramatic, slightly unhinged queer melancholy with a sense of humor. They openly brand themselves as a Mitski devotee and queer gamer in their bio: “🏳️🌈 Mitski gayi, gaymer.”, and repeatedly reference her, like listening to Mitski for a month straight “Bir aydır aralıksız mitski dinliyorum bunun bir tedavisi yok mu?” and “1 aydır mitski dinlemekten hoşafa dönen beynimle dinlediğim son şarkı”. Class of 2013 captures that feeling of being overwhelmed by adulthood and begging the universe (or mom) for help, which matches tweets about being crushed by exams and jokingly tying their faith to passing, like “Farmasötik Teknolojiden de büte kalmazsam Allah'ın varlığına inanıyorum.” and “Genel kimyadan da büte kalmazsam Allah'ın varlığına inanıyorum.”. The raw emotional outbursts and exaggerated despair in their rants, such as “Ben hiç iyi değilim. Bu millet niye akıllanmıyor?” and the all-caps meltdown at a classmate with an electric guitar “BEYİNSİZ BENCİL DÜŞÜNCESİZ OROSPU EVLADI...”, mirror the intense, pleading tone of the song. They also dramatize loneliness and yearning for a boyfriend—“Allahım nolur uyanınca kocam olsun ya da huzurla öleyim noluuuur”—which fits Mitski’s themes of love, neediness, and emotional dependence. Most directly, they themselves connect their emotional catharsis to this exact song when they say “Evde sonunda tekim bağırarak Class of 2013 söylüyorum (laptopımı kırdım)”, making it not just thematically appropriate but explicitly their personal anthem.
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