Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses dark, self-deprecating humor to cope, e.g. “here i sit, lonely hearted came to shit, but only farted” and “THIS IS MY LAST B/P” I cry as they drag me into a white padded room.
- Creative: Enjoys baking and making threads, like bulimic bakes (“scones!!!!”, “lemon bars”) and planned threads in drafts (“i have A BUNCH of threads sitting in my drafts”).
- Social: Maintains friendships and crushes, e.g. karaoke with a long-term crush (“singing karaoke CHEEK TO CHEEK with my like 3yr long crush”) and baking with friends (“s’mores cookies i made with pookie @snailsskulls”).
- Self-aware: Recognizes patterns and consequences of her ED, like “sickness stands no chance against my addiction to b/p” and “I think I need to take a b/p break… it’s getting really expensive and im barely loosing”.
- Emotionally-open: Shares vulnerable experiences openly, such as “told my bf I have bulimia” and distress when her mom caught her purging (“my mom caught me purging 💔 I lost door locking privileges”).
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Normalizes harmful behaviors (b/p, laxatives, drunkorexia), e.g. “drunkorexic lifestyle boys” and “lax up my ass im a baller”.
- Eating-disorder-focused: Life and identity heavily center on bulimia and edtwt, as in bio “bulimic cig lover” and “follow for banger b/p posts” plus frequent detailed b/p logs like “over my turlet rn cheeky b/p friday”.
- Impulsive: Acts on urges despite knowing costs, e.g. “have I b/ped the last 4 days? Yes am I getting b/p food rn? Yes” and “ate a slice then b/ped the rest when my mom went to bed”.
- Negative-self-image: Talks about herself harshly and in body-hating terms, like “fuck my fucking chungus life” and focusing on collarbones and clothing size (“damn they stick out a lot?!”, “skirt from last summer is too big”).
- Suicidal-ideation: Expresses wishes to die or self-harm, such as “lemme end it all 💔💔💔” and “wenn der Zug verspätet ist mach ich selbstmrd 💔”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Beth reads as a Lisa Simpson type: self-aware, introspective, and often painfully honest about her struggles. Like Lisa, she has a strong inner monologue and analyzes her own behavior, joking about things like her family’s constraints and expectations in posts such as “family vacation speedrun GO BING no vape BING no cigs BING no b/p episodes BING you have to eat 3x a day BING they hound you abt your life RELEASE ME”. She mixes dark humor with vulnerability, for example when she says “my mom caught me purging 💔 I lost door locking privileges 💔 lemme end it all 💔💔💔”, which parallels how Lisa often feels trapped by circumstances but still narrates them with wit. There’s also Lisa’s mix of high-functioning competence and emotional distress reflected in Beth’s detailed tracking and planning of food and b/p episodes, like “eats of the day!! cals in: 828 cals out: 374 net cals: 454 drunkorexic lifestyle boys”. Finally, Beth’s love of specific comforts and passions (baking, sweets, little rituals) alongside bouts of isolation and gloom, such as “how it feels to actually start socially isolating bc of your ed and miss big events” and then “I love my life”, strongly echoes Lisa’s oscillation between idealistic joy and depressive realism.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly share their day-to-day life with others, from social events like “singing karaoke CHEEK TO CHEEK with my like 3yr long crush…” to joking about being caught purging in “my mom caught me purging 💔 I lost door locking privileges 💔 lemme end it all 💔💔💔”, and openly seek interaction and validation with edtwt in “beth’s #edtwt RE intro… follow for banger b/p posts”. Their focus is strongly Sensing, centered on concrete, sensory experiences: specific foods, calories, body sensations and environments, like “dinner! konjac noodles make me poo myself ˙𐃷˙ 60kcal ᝰ.ᐟ” and “yummy lunch at internship 47cal”, rather than abstract theories. They are clearly Feeling-oriented, processing life through emotions and relationships: they react to their boyfriend’s response with hurt in “told my bf I have bulimia… ‘I’m gonna stay neutral’ …thanks?” and talk about family pressure and distress in “family vacation speedrun GO… RELEASE ME”. Finally, they appear Perceiving: their life is impulsive, flexible and driven by mood rather than rigid plans, as shown by spontaneous b/p episodes like “meeting with my friend in 30 min? Yes Still in the middle of b/p? Also yes” and chaotic, tongue‑in‑cheek comments such as “‘THIS IS MY LAST B/P’ I cry as they drag me into a white padded room”. The overall combination of attention‑seeking, sensory indulgence, emotional expressiveness, and spontaneity fits ESFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- So… if ‘life is magical’ on 2025-12-28, does that mean I have a chance to be your next party trick, or do I need to bring you konjac noodles and a lighter to match your cig-lover chaos first?
- You really sang ‘Cheek to Cheek’ with your 3-year crush, but I think the real rom-com moment is us on a 6-hour delayed train, you threatening ‘mach ich Selbstmord’ and me handing you snacks and saying, ‘Plot twist, you’re stuck with me instead.’
- Your lemon cake, s’mores cookie bars, and bulimic bakes threads are all eating so hard that I’m lowkey jealous—have you considered baking a future with me next? I promise I’ll actually sit and savor it with you, no b/p, just vibes.
- You: ‘My mom caught me purging, I lost door-locking privileges.’ Me: ‘Damn, that’s rough—wanna emotionally lock in with someone who worries more about your heart than your BMI 20 flex and collarbone compliments?’
- You celebrate your birthday, drunkorexic lifestyle, Oreo cereal, and ‘I LOVE MY LIFE 🎆’ with the same chaotic energy—can I be the person you text between laxative regrets and donut reviews like, ‘ok but you’re my favorite part of today’?
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Your new Twitter bio
17 | she/her | 180cm | baking addict, karaoke enthusiast & surviving student life — currently learning balance with food, feelings & way too much coffee– @luuv_beth
Your signature cocktail
Bulimic Birthday Binge Fizz
This drink starts with a vodka shot for her drunkorexic, party-goblin side, inspired by “eats of the day!! cals in: 828 cals out: 374 net cals: 454 drunkorexic lifestyle boys” and “drinking a beer and watching mukbangs for dinner tonight I love my life”. Coffee liqueur adds that jittery, late-night, half-internship half-ED-twt grind energy, echoing “shitting my ass off at my internship bc I thought taking a lax was a good idea” and her constant planning threads like “plan for tmr night”. Cherry soda brings the bright, sugary, hyper-cute side of her personality that loves sweets and baking, pulled straight from “sweets have my heart ❤️ I LOVE SWEETS!!!!!” and the many cookie/cake posts like “i love baking so much new passion unlocked”. A lemon peel twist represents her sharp humor and acidic, self-roasty posts such as “here i sit, lonely hearted came to shit, but only farted” and “felt skinny, small b/p🥰”. Finally, salted caramel syrup captures the sweet-but-salty mix of loving life and hating it at the same time—swinging from “I LOVE MY LIFE 🎆🎆🎆🎆🎆🎆” and “I love my life” to darker moments like “fuck my fucking chungus life” and “my mom caught me purging 💔 I lost door locking privileges 💔 lemme end it all 💔💔💔”. This cocktail is fizzy, chaotic, and a little dangerous—just like an edtwt mutual who tweets “beth’s #edtwt RE intro … follow for banger b/p posts” and also “life is magical”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Beth’s defining traits are emotional loyalty, steadiness in her relationships, and a kind of grind-through-it persistence rather than showy ambition or grand heroics. She openly cherishes long-term bonds and shared experiences, like when she gushes about “singing karaoke CHEEK TO CHEEK with my like 3yr long crush… please lawd let it work out” link and when she highlights baking s’mores cookies with a friend as a core memory: “s’mores cookies i made with pookie @snailsskulls” link. Her tweets show a constant, almost workmanlike endurance through her struggles—she keeps going to school and her internship (“hashtag love school for halting my eating ts so GOATED” link, “shitting my ass off at my internship” link) and even jokes about pushing through laxative side effects and sickness to continue her routines, which reflects a stubborn, Hufflepuff-style perseverance. She’s also unusually considerate toward others in her own dark context: she worries about money and practical consequences of her behavior, saying she should “take a b/p break… it’s getting really expensive” link, and she refrains from b/p when baking with her boyfriend out of respect for the shared activity: “made these with my bf so I sadly couldn’t b/p them” link. While there are flashes of impulsiveness or dark humor that could hint at other houses, the throughline is a girl who clings fiercely to her people, endures quietly, and finds meaning in shared food, traditions, and inside jokes—very Hufflepuff-coded at her core.
Your movie
Your song
Cigarettes & Feelings - Lennon Stella
A fitting song for Beth is Cigarettes & Feelings by Lennon Stella, which captures the mix of self-destructive coping, dark humor, and vulnerability she shows. Her bio (“bulimic cig lover ˖*° 17 || 180cm || bmi20 ||♡”) and posts like “lowkey going through nic withdrawal rn” mirror the song’s theme of using unhealthy habits to manage overwhelming feelings. The constant oscillation between loving life and wanting to escape it shows up in tweets like “I LOVE MY LIFE 🎆🎆🎆🎆🎆🎆” versus “lemme end it all 💔💔💔”, which resonates with the track’s emotional whiplash. Her casual, joking way of talking about serious struggles—such as “THIS IS MY LAST B/P’ I cry as they drag me into a white padded room”—also fits the song’s bittersweet, detached tone. Overall, the lyrics’ mix of melancholy, recklessness, and craving for connection align closely with her online persona.
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