
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Beth reads as a Lisa Simpson type: self-aware, introspective, and often painfully honest about her struggles. Like Lisa, she has a strong inner monologue and analyzes her own behavior, joking about things like her family’s constraints and expectations in posts such as “family vacation speedrun GO BING no vape BING no cigs BING no b/p episodes BING you have to eat 3x a day BING they hound you abt your life RELEASE ME”. She mixes dark humor with vulnerability, for example when she says “my mom caught me purging 💔 I lost door locking privileges 💔 lemme end it all 💔💔💔”, which parallels how Lisa often feels trapped by circumstances but still narrates them with wit. There’s also Lisa’s mix of high-functioning competence and emotional distress reflected in Beth’s detailed tracking and planning of food and b/p episodes, like “eats of the day!! cals in: 828 cals out: 374 net cals: 454 drunkorexic lifestyle boys”. Finally, Beth’s love of specific comforts and passions (baking, sweets, little rituals) alongside bouts of isolation and gloom, such as “how it feels to actually start socially isolating bc of your ed and miss big events” and then “I love my life”, strongly echoes Lisa’s oscillation between idealistic joy and depressive realism.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they constantly share their day-to-day life with others, from social events like “singing karaoke CHEEK TO CHEEK with my like 3yr long crush…” to joking about being caught purging in “my mom caught me purging 💔 I lost door locking privileges 💔 lemme end it all 💔💔💔”, and openly seek interaction and validation with edtwt in “beth’s #edtwt RE intro… follow for banger b/p posts”. Their focus is strongly Sensing, centered on concrete, sensory experiences: specific foods, calories, body sensations and environments, like “dinner! konjac noodles make me poo myself ˙𐃷˙ 60kcal ᝰ.ᐟ” and “yummy lunch at internship 47cal”, rather than abstract theories. They are clearly Feeling-oriented, processing life through emotions and relationships: they react to their boyfriend’s response with hurt in “told my bf I have bulimia… ‘I’m gonna stay neutral’ …thanks?” and talk about family pressure and distress in “family vacation speedrun GO… RELEASE ME”. Finally, they appear Perceiving: their life is impulsive, flexible and driven by mood rather than rigid plans, as shown by spontaneous b/p episodes like “meeting with my friend in 30 min? Yes Still in the middle of b/p? Also yes” and chaotic, tongue‑in‑cheek comments such as “‘THIS IS MY LAST B/P’ I cry as they drag me into a white padded room”. The overall combination of attention‑seeking, sensory indulgence, emotional expressiveness, and spontaneity fits ESFP best.

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17 | she/her | 180cm | baking addict, karaoke enthusiast & surviving student life — currently learning balance with food, feelings & way too much coffee– @luuv_beth

Your signature cocktail
This drink starts with a vodka shot for her drunkorexic, party-goblin side, inspired by “eats of the day!! cals in: 828 cals out: 374 net cals: 454 drunkorexic lifestyle boys” and “drinking a beer and watching mukbangs for dinner tonight I love my life”. Coffee liqueur adds that jittery, late-night, half-internship half-ED-twt grind energy, echoing “shitting my ass off at my internship bc I thought taking a lax was a good idea” and her constant planning threads like “plan for tmr night”. Cherry soda brings the bright, sugary, hyper-cute side of her personality that loves sweets and baking, pulled straight from “sweets have my heart ❤️ I LOVE SWEETS!!!!!” and the many cookie/cake posts like “i love baking so much new passion unlocked”. A lemon peel twist represents her sharp humor and acidic, self-roasty posts such as “here i sit, lonely hearted came to shit, but only farted” and “felt skinny, small b/p🥰”. Finally, salted caramel syrup captures the sweet-but-salty mix of loving life and hating it at the same time—swinging from “I LOVE MY LIFE 🎆🎆🎆🎆🎆🎆” and “I love my life” to darker moments like “fuck my fucking chungus life” and “my mom caught me purging 💔 I lost door locking privileges 💔 lemme end it all 💔💔💔”. This cocktail is fizzy, chaotic, and a little dangerous—just like an edtwt mutual who tweets “beth’s #edtwt RE intro … follow for banger b/p posts” and also “life is magical”.

Your Hogwarts House
Beth’s defining traits are emotional loyalty, steadiness in her relationships, and a kind of grind-through-it persistence rather than showy ambition or grand heroics. She openly cherishes long-term bonds and shared experiences, like when she gushes about “singing karaoke CHEEK TO CHEEK with my like 3yr long crush… please lawd let it work out” link and when she highlights baking s’mores cookies with a friend as a core memory: “s’mores cookies i made with pookie @snailsskulls” link. Her tweets show a constant, almost workmanlike endurance through her struggles—she keeps going to school and her internship (“hashtag love school for halting my eating ts so GOATED” link, “shitting my ass off at my internship” link) and even jokes about pushing through laxative side effects and sickness to continue her routines, which reflects a stubborn, Hufflepuff-style perseverance. She’s also unusually considerate toward others in her own dark context: she worries about money and practical consequences of her behavior, saying she should “take a b/p break… it’s getting really expensive” link, and she refrains from b/p when baking with her boyfriend out of respect for the shared activity: “made these with my bf so I sadly couldn’t b/p them” link. While there are flashes of impulsiveness or dark humor that could hint at other houses, the throughline is a girl who clings fiercely to her people, endures quietly, and finds meaning in shared food, traditions, and inside jokes—very Hufflepuff-coded at her core.

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A fitting song for Beth is Cigarettes & Feelings by Lennon Stella, which captures the mix of self-destructive coping, dark humor, and vulnerability she shows. Her bio (“bulimic cig lover ˖*° 17 || 180cm || bmi20 ||♡”) and posts like “lowkey going through nic withdrawal rn” mirror the song’s theme of using unhealthy habits to manage overwhelming feelings. The constant oscillation between loving life and wanting to escape it shows up in tweets like “I LOVE MY LIFE 🎆🎆🎆🎆🎆🎆” versus “lemme end it all 💔💔💔”, which resonates with the track’s emotional whiplash. Her casual, joking way of talking about serious struggles—such as “THIS IS MY LAST B/P’ I cry as they drag me into a white padded room”—also fits the song’s bittersweet, detached tone. Overall, the lyrics’ mix of melancholy, recklessness, and craving for connection align closely with her online persona.

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