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This user reads as a very online, emotionally intense, creative nerd, which lines up closest with Lisa Simpson. They’re self-aware and introspective about their mental state, like when they say they’re “too busy being autistic and depressed” and turn venting into narrative with “this would make great homestuck angst”, similar to how Lisa intellectualizes her feelings and turns them into art or causes. Their timeline is full of niche media obsession and fan creativity, from “Gog i love being a Knight player all my rep in Homestuck is goated” to “i need to read homestuck again… also work on my own fucking fan comic,” which parallels Lisa’s overcommitted, overthinking hobby spiral. They’re also socially aware and self-deprecatingly confident, swinging between “IM A FUCKING WINNER AND I NEVER LOSE !!!!!!” and anxious posts about likes and classpects, much like Lisa’s mix of pride and insecurity about how others see her. Finally, their attachment to being perceived as a somewhat misunderstood, artsy kid in a chaotic environment mirrors Lisa as the earnest, creative brain surrounded by ridiculousness.

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They explicitly mention being typed as an INFP, which is a strong self-report: “talked to my shy coworker for the first time and she immediately guessed i'm an INFP what is this magic”. The overall tone of their timeline is introspective and self-referential (e.g., “i'm too busy being autistic and depressed”, “what what if i . what if i burst into tears right now right here”), suggesting Introversion (I) despite them being socially active online; they get energized by their inner world (art, fanfic ideas, angst) more than by real-life social events. Their focus on fandom concepts, symbolism, and especially Homestuck classpects (e.g., “Gog i love being a Knight player all my rep in Homestuck is goated”, “be so genuine with me what classpects did anyone see me as and how old do yall think i am”) points toward Intuition (N)—they’re fascinated by abstract systems and identity frameworks rather than concrete, practical details. Their emotional expressiveness and concern with relationships and characters’ fates (e.g., “all of irl's fav homestuck characters so far have the worst fates what's with everyone getting attached to these guys”, “my chud son i love”) indicate Feeling (F) over detached logical analysis. Finally, their scattered focus, procrastination, and joking about never getting anything done (e.g., “making a vent post on my alt and immediately thinking 'this would make great homestuck angst' THIS IS WHY I NEVER GET ANYTHING DONE LMAO”, “i need to read homestuck again but i also need to read Vast Error but also read Beyond Canon but I also need to WORK ON MY OWN FUCKING FAN COMIC also like my job”) show a spontaneous, flexible Perceiving (P) style rather than a structured, plan-driven J approach.

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Homestuck knight of Heart, chronic doodler, INFP energy. Once turned a vent post into comic notes on my break. Art, angst, and autistic swag in rotation.– @LUV_FRESHY

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Bright citrus vodka captures their loud, self-aware confidence and thirst-posting bravado, as in “sorry for being so awesome and hot and sexy all the time guys”. Blue curaçao stands in for the Prospit / spacey Homestuck brainrot and newgen fandom energy, like “wolfgirl weird girl space aspects unite #Homestuck” and “home. stucks”. The cherry syrup is the sweet, emotional undercurrent beneath the jokes and vent-to-angst pipeline from “making a vent post on my alt and immediately thinking 'this would make great homestuck angst'”. An energy drink base matches their chaotic, overcaffeinated vibe and constant projects from “i need to read homestuck again but i also need to read Vast Error but also read Beyond Canon but I also need to WORK ON MY OWN FUCKING FAN COMIC also like my job”. Finally, a splash of tonic water adds a slightly bitter edge for the depression/autism honesty of “i'm too busy being autistic and depressed” while still staying bubbly enough to toast their declaration: “IM A FUCKING WINNER AND I NEVER LOSE !!!!!!!”.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently show creativity and a hyper-fixated, analytical engagement with their interests, especially Homestuck and classpects. They talk about turning their own emotional experiences into narrative analysis, as in “making a vent post on my alt and immediately thinking 'this would make great homestuck angst' THIS IS WHY I NEVER GET ANYTHING DONE LMAO”, which shows a tendency to intellectualize feelings into story structure. They’re also very invested in meta-systems like personality and classpect typing, as seen in “be so genuine with me what classpects did anyone see me as and how old do yall think i am” and “talked to my shy coworker for the first time and she immediately guessed i'm an INFP what is this magic”, reflecting an interest in categorization and self-knowledge. Their frustration with balancing multiple reading and creative projects—“i need to read homestuck again but i also need to read Vast Error but also read Beyond Canon but I also need to WORK ON MY OWN FUCKING FAN COMIC also like my job”—sounds less like pure ambition and more like a classic overbooked, curious mind that wants to consume and create a lot of media. Combined with their steady stream of art posts such as “follow my alt for shitty doodles and oc art i suppose” and “she is so fun to draw yayyyy Jade #jadeharley”, their defining traits skew toward creativity, introspection, and nerdy analysis, which are strongly aligned with Ravenclaw.

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A well-known song that fits them best is we fell in love in october by girl in red, because it balances tender introspection with slightly chaotic, heartfelt energy in the same way their timeline does. They swing between self-deprecating humor and big feelings, like when they say they’re “too busy being autistic and depressed” but also joke that they’re “sorry for being so awesome and hot and sexy all the time guys”, mirroring the song’s mix of vulnerability and confident affection. The track is steeped in yearning and emotional intensity, which parallels how they turn personal venting into Homestuck angst, as seen in “making a vent post on my alt and immediately thinking 'this would make great homestuck angst'”. Their fixation on relationships and attachment—like joking that “no wonder i have so many exes” and talking about f/os and ships—lines up with the song’s focus on messy, consuming love. The dreamy, indie, slightly melancholic vibe of the song also suits a Knight of Heart who says things like “what if i burst into tears right now right here” while being deeply invested in emotional narratives and characters.

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