Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative romantic: Often frames life in cinematic, romantic images like road trips and gas stations, e.g. “a gas station can be so very romantic” and “drive my car to the beach and we will sit and watch the ocean together and listen to her cassette tapes”.
- Passionate fan: Shows deep enthusiasm for music and fandoms, promoting songs and artists like “everyone listen to this song Right Now” and obsessing over LCD Soundsystem in “the only reason heterosexual music bros don't like somebody's calling me…”.
- Humor literate: Uses sharp, self-aware humor about fandom and life, such as “niche fandom will have u on ao3 google translating fics from chinese” and “sorry boss can't come into work today. strokes rpf is more important”.
- Emotionally expressive: Comfortably shares complex feelings about love, longing, and identity, e.g. “people wanting each other... and needing each other...” and “this year dylovan drove me so insane that i got back into fic writing… changed my major and going to college”.
- Community oriented: Frequently reaches out to others and invites connection, asking for recs, fics, or mutuals like “last fm oomfs add me 👼” and jokingly crowd-sourcing posts in “does anyone have the tumblr post comparing john lennon to a baby monkey...”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-critical insecurity: Expresses harsh dissatisfaction with appearance and identity, like “if i don't wake up tomorrow looking like graham coxon im going to do something drastic” and “i need a flat chest and to be at least 7 inches taller…”.
- Texting avoidance: Acknowledges difficulty with communication in relationships, e.g. “can i be loved even if i hate texting” and “is it better to text first or to die”.
- Mental health strain: Tweets suggest ongoing struggle with mood and meds, like “zoloft got me skipping doses to have a good day”, “things are bad again. i have GOT to run away to california.”, and “i think i was lobotomized”.
- Escapist tendencies: Often fantasizes about running away or altering reality instead of facing issues, e.g. “i have GOT to run away to california.” and “i do not need to take my meds i need a light breeze on a warm day…”.
- Body-image fixation: Repeated focus on physical changes and comparison to others, such as “in such dire need of a haircut i just looked in the mirror and saw my 11 year old self” and identity-appearance goals in “getting infinitely more nonbinary in 2026”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read as a very Lisa-coded character: creative, hyper-verbal, a little pretentious in a self-aware way, and constantly channelling big feelings into art and media. Their fixation on music and niche fandoms mirrors Lisa’s obsessive passions, from posting about Pet Sounds and Brian Wilson (“brian wilson DIED for our sins and will soon be RESURRECTED to make us right with god”) to having strong opinions on LCD Soundsystem (“the only reason heterosexual music bros don't like somebody's calling me is bc they do not like how james murphy murmuring like that in their ear challenges their sexuality”). Like Lisa, they’re introspective and a bit melancholic, openly discussing meds and mental health (“zoloft got me skipping doses to have a good day”; “i do not need to take my meds i need a light breeze on a warm day and to lay in the grass in the hot sun in a big tshirt”). The way they romanticize driving, summer, and creativity (“does anyone else cry at the start of every movie bc they wish they were making things too or is it just me and mitski”; “i love driving and music and friends i want to drive my friends around and listen to music together forever and ever”) feels like Lisa’s yearning to live a bigger, more meaningful, more artistic life. Their queer, nonbinary vibe and sense of being slightly out of step with everyone else (“getting infinitely more nonbinary in 2026”; “unfortunately i really do feel like im better than everybody else in the record store when im the only one there looking at CDs”) also strongly echo Lisa’s combination of moral superiority, alienation, and sincerity.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I) over Extrovert: they romanticize one‑on‑one or very small, intimate experiences more than parties, e.g. driving with one person and music as their whole world in “it is 12:51 a.m. i will drive my car to the beach and we will sit and watch the ocean together and listen to her cassette tapes” and fantasizing about getting high and quietly playing Pony Town in “wanna get high as fuck and play pony town (grown ass man)”. They’re clearly iNtuitive (N), focusing on symbolism, concepts and possibilities more than concrete details, like turning Don Quixote into a lens on homoeroticism in “the toxic homoeroticism of don quixote and sancho panza” or elevating gas stations and road trips into romantic metaphors in “a gas station can be so very romantic” and “the concept of living together in the kind of world where we belong”. They prioritize Feeling (F): their tweets center on yearning, relationships, aesthetics, and emotional resonance over logic, such as “people wanting each other... and needing each other... and not being able to get enough of each other...” and the very values‑driven claim “RPF SAVES LIVES #RPFSAVES”. Finally, they fit Perceiving (P): they seem spontaneous, messy and open‑ended rather than structured or planned, joking about avoidance and chaotic habits in “zoloft got me skipping doses to have a good day” and “having the worst trip of my life except i am dead sober”, while also idealistically vowing change like “on god 2026 is the year we stop skin picking” without showing a concrete plan. The combination of intense inner romantic worldbuilding, strong artistic fixation (music, fic, literature), and dreamy, slightly self‑destructive spontaneity matches the INFP profile best.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, if 2026 is the year you’re getting “infinitely more nonbinary,” can I apply to be your official Graham Coxon haircut consultant and designated passenger princess for all those windows‑down interstate cruises?
- You, screaming about LCD Soundsystem, Brian Wilson dying for our sins, and Suede’s “Animal Nitrate” loud enough to kill… when are you letting me sit shotgun while you play music so good it makes me forget my meds instead of skip them?
- You said you want a flat chest, to be 7 inches taller, and a haircut that makes you look bisexual as fuck—counteroffer: you stay exactly as masc in women’s bell bottoms as you are now, and I’ll be the girl who thinks you’re already perfect movie‑soundtrack material.
- Since you’re out here translating niche AO3 fics from Chinese, plotting Strokes RPF, and demanding more tboy Graham content, can we collaborate on a new fic where the plot twist is that we accidentally fall in love on a late‑night gas‑station‑to‑beach road trip?
- You: “is it better to text first or to die” and “can I be loved even if I hate texting.” Me: I’ll drive to your favorite velvet‑seated venue, hand you a mixtape with “Somebody’s Calling Me” on it, and let that count as me texting first.
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Your new Twitter bio
Nonbinary fiction goblin on a Britpop and LCD Soundsystem bender. Once cried at a gas station because the playlist hit too hard. AO3, road trips, repeat.– @luvthedare
Your signature cocktail
The Bisexual Grahammartini
This drink is loud, chaotic, and a little self-destructive in honor of their command to play Suede at kill-volume, as in “Computer. Animal nitrate by suede. Loud enough to kill.”, so the base is a strong, smoky mezcal that hits like a late-night bender. Aperol brings a bittersweet, neon orange edge for their summer road-trip romanticism in “summer night windows down interstate cruise come back to me” and “on everyone's soul we're road tripping everywhere this summer”. The cold brew shot is for the niche-fic-fueled insomnia of “sorry boss can't come into work today. strokes rpf is more important” and their AO3 obsession in “all 1112 blur fics on ao3 and there is only one (1) tboy graham fic. something needs to change and it needs to change fast.”. Lavender honey syrup softens it with a dreamy queer tenderness that suits “people wanting each other... and needing each other... and not being able to get enough of each other...” and their girlboy identity in “bisexual and a girlboy #greed”. Finally, bubbles and lime keep it playful and a little unhinged for the California-escape fantasies in “things are bad again. i have GOT to run away to california.” and their vow to be “infinitely more nonbinary” in “getting infinitely more nonbinary in 2026”, turning all that yearning into something bright you can actually drink on the way to the next gig.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They show a strong Ravenclaw blend of intellect, niche curiosity, and creative obsession. Their humor is steeped in oddly specific, almost academic references, like comparing John Lennon and Paul McCartney to Harlow’s monkey experiments in “does anyone have the tumblr post comparing john lennon to a baby monkey with no mother and yoko was cloth mother and paul was wire mother”, and calling out Don Quixote in “the toxic homoeroticism of don quixote and sancho panza”. They’re intensely reflective about media and art, crying over movies because they wish they were making things too in “does anyone else cry at the start of every movie bc they wish they were making things too or is it just me and mitski”, and framing reading Ballard as #readingisknowledge in “never even considered the possibility of a cars emblem imprinted in the skin before jg ballards crash... #readingisknowledge”. Their fixation on niche RPF, AU concepts, and character dynamics shows an analytical, imaginative mind, like in “britpop crash 1996 au when” and “the wallows are all illegitimate strokeschildren…”. Even their self-deprecating jokes reveal a meta-awareness bordering on philosophical, such as “i will die one day and only leave behind heaps of questionable fanfiction”. While they have some Slytherin-ish intensity and Gryffindor impulsivity, the clearest through-line is a witty, hyper-referential, deeply creative brain—classic Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
All My Friends - LCD Soundsystem
They’re obsessed with LCD Soundsystem and James Murphy’s whole emotional-deranged-music-nerd vibe, as shown by posts like “the only reason heterosexual music bros don't like somebody's calling me is bc they do not like how james murphy murmuring like that in their ear challenges their sexuality” and “hearing lcd soundsystem at the function”. All My Friends is about growing up messy, clinging to nights out, and needing your people, which fits their longing for road trips and summer drives with friends in tweets like “on everyone's soul we're road tripping everywhere this summer” and “i love driving and music and friends i want to drive my friends around and listen to music together forever and ever”. The song’s mix of euphoria and melancholy mirrors their posts about mental health and wanting to escape, like “things are bad again. i have GOT to run away to california.” and “having the worst trip of my life except i am dead sober”. Its themes of nostalgia and being "better than everyone else in the record store" energy resonate with their self-aware music snob streak in “unfortunately i really do feel like im better than everybody else in the record store when im the only one there looking at CDs”. Overall, All My Friends captures their queer, hyper-fannish, road-trip-and-record-store life philosophy perfectly.
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