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The overall vibe here is closest to Bart Simpson: chaotic, jokey, and constantly oscillating between school trouble and hyperfixations. They complain about school and missing classes while still scraping by, like with “CHAT FOR THE FIRST TIME I DIDN'T FAIL A FRENCH WRITING EXAM, I GOT A 69%, AND IT WS ONE THAT COUNTED A LOT YIPPEE” and “My history exam was lwk kinda easy heh”, which fits Bart’s underachiever-but-not-dumb energy. The way they treat life like a running bit—e.g. “I just had the BRILLIANT idea to chug a Monster after a jump rope exam in PE, I'm probably getting a heart attack” and “chat lwk kinda fell down the stairs at school and the only think that I though when that happened wasn't embarrassment but Leonard”—feels very Bart-core impulsiveness and comedy. Their obsession posting about niche interests like LOTM and Umamusume (“sorry if I haven't been active much, been watching umamusume while playing umamusume while having umamusume music in the background” and “I WANT TO SEE AMON AGAIN ASAP I NEED TO REACH VOL. 6”) resembles Bart latching onto fads and media hard. Even their dark humor and dramatic exaggerations, like “might just be me being masochistic, but I lwk want to overwork myself so hard until I literally pass out”, match Bart’s penchant for over-the-top, edgy jokes while still clearly playing it for laughs.

Your MBTI personality Type
They are more introverted (I) than extroverted: they repeatedly call extroverts scary (“extroverts are scary”), focus on solo media consumption like reading Lord of the Mysteries and grinding games (“finishing vol. 5 today, I've been on this volume for 5 months btw”; “I have a total of 40 hours on Umamusume… I got the game a week ago”), and rarely mention real-life social events beyond school. They clearly favor intuition (N) over sensing: most of their LOTM tweets are speculative, theory-focused, and abstract, such as lore analysis and pathway guesses (“WAIT IS THE REASON WHY KLEIN CAN PROJECT THINGS… BECAUSE IT'S A POWER OF THE SEER PATHWAY”; “I can't guess Sasir's pathway… other pathways don't really make sense with his title”). Their style is more thinking (T) than feeling: they enjoy logic-lore connections and meta-structure (“seq. 3 seems to be used to make the readers learn more about the history of past epochs, genius idea”; “probably came from a miracle invoker, Klein could extract its characteristic and use it as the main ingredient for the potion”), and while they use strong emotional language, it’s mostly in a joking, analytical fandom tone rather than focusing on interpersonal harmony. They lean perceiving (P): their life and reading habits are spontaneous and unstructured—cramming volumes, staying up 31 hours, and missing school (“finishing vol. 5 today, I've been on this volume for 5 months btw”; “Haven’t slept in 31h heh”)—and they often change plans on the fly (“I lied, again, read like 15 chapters tho”). Taken together—introverted media-focus, abstract theorizing, logic/lore enjoyment, and flexible, somewhat chaotic lifestyle—INTP fits best.

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Teen lore goblin reading LOTM too fast, playing Umamusume too much, and accidentally chugging Monster after PE. Band-in-progress, exams optional.– @Luxxxeh

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This cocktail hits like a sleep-deprived lore binge and a bad idea in PE class: a sharp tequila shot for their chaotic energy and impulsive choices like “I just had the BRILLIANT idea to chug a Monster after a jump rope exam in PE, I'm probably getting a heart attack”. The matcha/energy drink base mirrors their Monster-fuelled grind and late-night LOTM sessions such as “I’m tired as fuck but ugh I want to read LOTM, I WANT TO SEE AMON AGAIN ASAP I NEED TO REACH VOL. 6” and “Haven’t slept in 31h heh”. Blackcurrant liqueur brings a dark, fruity sweetness for their dramatic devotion to Amon and the "forsaken land of gods" vibe, reflected in lines like “HE HE SAID THE THING, dw Amon I would've gladly accepted becoming your blessed with benefits” and “PRAISE THE ERROR!!!!”. Sour lemon juice adds bite for their self-deprecating, chaotic humor about school and life, like “My school is basically forcing me to get a job 💔 I need to do an internship for an oral presentation or smth” and “chat should I continue writing ts (I'm cringing so hard, I can't believe I wrote that)”. Finally, edible glitter or silver shimmer on top is the Gray Fog sparkle and aura they chase while reading and theorizing, inspired by their excited LOTM commentary such as “WAIT IS THE REASON WHY KLEIN CAN PROJECT THINGS FROM THE REAL WORLD TO THE GRAY FOG...” and the ever-present hype of “AMON IS COMING...! AMON... ADAM'S... ALLY!”. This drink is strong, a bit sour, a bit sweet, and gloriously cursed—just like an all-nighter spent praising Amon and dodging school.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a very strong pattern of intellectual curiosity and analysis. While reading Lord of the Mysteries, they repeatedly dissect lore and mechanics, such as asking detailed questions about Klein’s powers and the historical void in “WAIT IS THE REASON WHY KLEIN CAN PROJECT THINGS FROM THE REAL WORLD TO THE GRAY FOG… BECAUSE IT'S A POWER OF THE SEER PATHWAY” and trying to deduce Sasir’s pathway in “I can't guess Sasir's pathway… other pathways don't really make sense with his title”. They show an explicit enjoyment of learning lore over action, saying “I love the arcs in LOTM that are more lore heavy, I don't really like the mostly combat focused arcs tbh”, which fits the Ravenclaw preference for knowledge and depth. Even outside fiction, they casually note doing well in a history exam in “My history exam was lwk kinda easy heh” and remember that “og Klein was a history grad” in “I forgot that og Klein was a history grad”, suggesting they naturally latch onto academic details. Their tendency to spin humorous but elaborate theories, like the joke analysis in “Frank doesn't need a ritual, he's secretly an angel… he's the destined one to save the world from the apocalypse, not The Fool”, shows both creativity and a love of speculative reasoning. Altogether, the mix of lore-obsession, theorizing, and prioritizing knowledge over pure vibes or ambition points most strongly to Ravenclaw.

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A well-fitting song for them is “Teenagers” by My Chemical Romance because it captures the mix of teenage angst, humor, and school stress they constantly tweet about. They complain about classes and tests, from “Fuckin school tmr kms” to praying for snow days in “PLEASE LET THERE BE NO SCHOOL TMR BECAUSE OF THE SNOWSTORM”, which mirrors the song’s frustration with the pressures of youth. Their bio and tweets show a love for edgy, fandom-heavy interests like LOTM and corruption jokes, seen in “chat should I read ts, I don't feel corrupted enough” and intense Amon stanning such as “HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY BEAUTIFUL HAMONDSOME HUSBAND”, matching the dramatic, slightly chaotic energy of the track. They also openly talk about being exhausted and overworked in “Haven’t slept in 31h heh” and “might just be me being masochistic, but I lwk want to overwork myself so hard until I literally pass out”, echoing the song’s theme of teens feeling crushed by expectations. Overall, Teenagers balances rebellion, dark humor, and emotional pressure in a way that mirrors their timeline almost perfectly.

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