Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows intense enthusiasm for shows, characters, and actors, repeating declarations like loving Jesse and The Pitt in all caps in “JESSE DE THE PITT TE AMO JESSE DE THE PITT TE AMO...”.
- Socially aware: Criticizes U.S. white feminism and media discourse in “estadunidense: pqp essa mulher vagabunda... mulheres brancas****” and calls out trivializing pedophilia in “pedofilia é quando dois adultos capazes...”.
- Directly honest: States opinions bluntly even when unpopular, as in “as pessoas perguntam a sua opinião e vc responde na moral e ainda acham ruim...” and “desculpa eu não gosto da santos...”.
- Humoristic ranting: Uses humor and exaggeration to cope and entertain, like the shopping mall outburst in “VAI TOMAT NO CU TODA ESSA GENTE INSUPORTÁVEL QUE TÁ INDO PRO SHOPPING BOULEVARD...” and the package confusion in “quando vc recebe um email falando que seu pacote foi entregue...”.
- Emotionally expressive: Comfortably shares strong feelings and excitement, using all caps and keyboard smash in posts like “AAAAHHHHHHH NHIHIHWHAHHAWHANABZHZK” and “AAAHHHHHHHH JACK FALANDO BABY...”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses insults and profanity, such as telling people to 'se matem' in “tudo.pra vcs é romantização de alguma coisa... se matem logo vcs são burros pprt” and attacking shoppers in “VAI TOMAT NO CU TODA ESSA GENTE INSUPORTÁVEL...”.
- Anger-driven posts: Tweets often come from frustration or rage, like snapping about award season in “não aguento mais essa Award season pqp o rei sionista que gosta de bater em mulher ganhando tudo...” and complaining about internet bills in “desafio: alguém pagar a conta de internet dessa casa...”.
- Self-deprecating: Talks about themselves with strong negativity, e.g. calling themselves a 'pobre fodido' and thinking about leaving college in “amadurecer eh desistir da ideia de comprar um tablet porque você é um pobre fodido...”.
- Catastrophic thinking: Often jumps to extreme conclusions like 'o mundo precisa acabar' in “sinal de retrocesso, o mundo precisa acabar não tem mais salvação a gente precisa morrer” and linking a possible dislike of a film to self-harm in “se eu não gostar eu acho que irei genuinamente me matar”.
- Online impulsivity: Posts raw, intense reactions in the moment, such as shouting about strangers on Instagram in “um cara super esquisito me seguiu no ig fui vê e só segue mulher branca de franja...” and venting about cleaning and family in “quando vc acaba de varrer o chão e passar pano e aí vem um filho da puta já fazer sujeira...”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re most like Lisa Simpson: sharp, opinionated, politically aware, and extremely online about art and culture. Their bio shows intense musical/artistic fixation (#JEFFBUCKLEY) and their timeline is full of passionate takes about film and TV, like “THE BANSHEES OF INSHERIN EH MT VOM SIM E MT IMPORTANTE E RELEVANTE PRW MIMMM” and “esperando the bone temple na pirataria porque não tenho mais dinheiro pra pesar um pé fora de casa”, which fits Lisa’s cinephile / artsy streak. Politically, they’re bluntly anti-imperialist and critical of U.S./Western culture, as in “mulheres brancas estadunidense não tem salvação” and “fã da israel swift querendo falar da ethel cain ahhh sim entendi”, echoing Lisa’s moral and political rants. They’re also self-aware about class and education, complaining about course cutoffs and money in tweets like “amadurecer eh desistir da ideia de comprar um tablet porque você é um pobre fodido... eu tô genuinamente com vontade de trancar a faculdade e trabalhar” and “pqp todos os cursos com nota de corte gigantesca meu deus do céu o que tá acontecendo”, very Lisa-coded striving under capitalism. Finally, despite their cynicism and rage (e.g. “tudo.pra vcs é romantização de alguma coisa... só se matem logo vcs são burros pprt”), there’s an underlying intense emotional attachment to fictional characters like Daryl Dixon and Jesse from The Pitt, mirroring Lisa’s tendency to care too much in a world that often doesn’t deserve it.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted (E): they constantly react out loud to media, awards, fandom drama and daily annoyances with high emotional intensity and performative humor, e.g. “VAI TOMAT NO CU TODA ESSA GENTE INSUPORTÁVEL QUE TÁ INDO PRO SHOPPING BOULEVARD…” and “EU AMO QUANDO UM ATOR QUE EU AMO FALA OU INTERAGE COM OUTRO ATOR QUE EU AMO EU ME SINTO COMPLETO”, which reads as someone energized by outward expression and shared reactions. Their style is clearly iNtuitive (N): they jump quickly to big-picture takes, moral/ideological judgments, and patterns (e.g. media, politics, fandom), as in “tudo.pra vcs é romantização de alguma coisa… só porque a pessoa gosta não significa que ela concorda” and “mulheres brancas estadunidense não tem salvação”, showing abstract generalizing rather than detail-focused sensing. They are strongly Feeling (F): decisions and opinions are framed in terms of values, loyalty and emotional reactions rather than detached logic, like “ser grossa não eh personalidade forte” and “eu acho que nunca vou conseguir amar um homem da mesma forma que eu genuinamente amo o Daryl Dixon”, and they’re willing to be blunt when something offends their ethics, e.g. “pedofilia é quando dois adultos… eu amo quando a internet banaliza problemas reais…”. Finally, they look more Perceiving (P) than J: they complain about lack of money, messy life logistics and procrastination rather than structured planning, as in “desafio: alguém pagar a conta de internet dessa casa no dia certo puta que pariu” and the impulsive “UM LIKE E EU COMPRO”. The combination of outward expressiveness, rapid-fire passionate opinions, value-driven rants, and somewhat chaotic day‑to‑day handling fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’ll mute when Golden plays, but if we ever watch The Crown together I promise to be quieter than you were ‘literally watching it all with your mom just because of him’—and twice as devoted.
- You once said you don’t think you’ll ever love a man the way you love Daryl Dixon… challenge accepted. I may not have a crossbow, but I can absolutely fight off your bad award-season takes and interfone-delivery traumas.
- You begged God for a curly-hair stylist in Rio and a therapist just to rant to—let’s compromise: I listen to you complain about adulting, awards, and k-pop in a bar, and in return you let me worship you like your own personal Jeff Buckley track.
- If you can watch The Walking Dead in a pandemic, survive Santos, Yolanda Garcia, award-season discourse and a spontaneous abortion storyline, I’m convinced you can survive one date with me—worst case, we pirate The Bone Temple and talk shit together.
- You tweeting ‘sometimes adultery…’ and ‘as vezes traição…’ makes me think if loving a Palestinian-flag, Jeff-Buckley-obsessed, The Pitt stan from Rio is wrong, I don’t ever want to be right—so, can I betray my loneliness with you?
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Your new Twitter bio
Film student, chaos critic & Jeff Buckley devotee. Once watched The Crown only for one actor and never recovered. Opinions, subtitles, and coffee.– @lvrbuckley
Your signature cocktail
The Buckley Bone-Temple Buckshot
Cachaça keeps it rooted in a chaotic, funny Brazilian energy, the same vibe as screaming about cleaning in the heat and public transport like “papai do céu pq está me fazendo limpar a casa nesse calor infernal eu não mereço isso” and “desafio: alguém pagar a conta de internet dessa casa no dia certo puta que pariu vai tomar no cu”. The espresso shot is for the unhinged fandom marathons and pirate-queue watchlists like “esperando the bone temple na pirataria porque não tenho mais dinheiro pra pesar um pé fora de casa 😞😞” and the awards-season rants in “não aguento mais essa Award season pqp o rei sionista que gosta de bater em mulher ganhando tudo”. Red vermouth with bitters adds a dramatic, slightly melancholy bite that fits lines like “amadurecer eh desistir da ideia de comprar um tablet porque você é um pobre fodido” and the resigned chaos of “e se eu comprar algo e colocar pra pagar em março ou abril kkkkkk”. Chili-honey syrup mirrors how they’re both sweet and aggressively spicy: ready to defend Palestine and drag people, as in “VAI TOMAT NO CU TODA ESSA GENTE INSUPORTÁVEL” and “pedofilia é quando dois adultos capazes de consentir são próximos ! ... se matem”. Finally, a splash of lime cuts through everything, like the sharp, self-aware humor of “eu acho que nunca vou conseguir amar um homem da mesma forma que eu genuinamente amo o Daryl Dixon” and their dramatic cinephile stakes in “se eu não gostar eu acho que irei genuinamente me matar”. This ends up as a strong, slightly bitter, sweet-spicy, very online cocktail that feels like yelling about The Pitt, Jeff Buckley, and award shows at 2am on the timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
They show a very Gryffindor-like instinct to confront things head‑on, especially when it comes to injustice or behavior they find disgusting: for example, they openly rage at people minimizing pedophilia and tell them to “se matem”, and furiously curse out shoppers crowding a mall after a fire, saying “VAO PRA PUTA QUE PARIUUU VOCÊS NAO TEM EDUCAÇÃO… VAO PRO INFERNO”. This blunt moral stance appears again when they criticize people banalizing serious issues for celebrities, or mocking "estadunidense" hypocrisy around white women, as in “mulheres brancas estadunidense não tem salvação” and their parody of US reactions to violence “resto do mundo: ah sim!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣”. They are impulsive and dramatic in a very lion-ish way, threatening extreme reactions over media or haircuts—e.g. “se eu não gostar eu acho que irei genuinamente me matar” about a film, or screaming in all caps when excited: “JESSE DE THE PITT TE AMO”. They also have a protective streak toward the characters and actors they love, like defending "minha Mel" and disliking someone who is rude to her in “ser grossa não eh personalidade forte”, and fiercely adoring figures like Daryl Dixon, saying they might never love a real man the same way in “eu acho que nunca vou conseguir amar um homem da mesma forma que eu genuinamente amo o Daryl Dixon”. There is some cynicism and self‑deprecating humor, but their defining traits are boldness, loud emotion, and a readiness to clash over principles rather than staying diplomatic or detached—classic Gryffindor energy.
Your movie
Your song
Last Goodbye - Jeff Buckley
The song that best suits them is “Last Goodbye” by Jeff Buckley, tying directly into the central place he has in their identity, as seen in their bio: “#JEFFBUCKLEY: if i wasn’t able to do this, I think i would really lay down and die.” This track’s blend of intense emotion, romantic fixation, and a bit of dramatic despair mirrors how they talk about the media and characters they love, like “eu acho que nunca vou conseguir amar um homem da mesma forma que eu genuinamente amo o Daryl Dixon tipo eu não tô nem brincando” and “JESSE DE THE PITT TE AMO JESSE DE THE PITT TE AMO…”. The lyrics about messy relationships and hurt pride resonate with their posts on betrayal and adultério, such as “as vezes traição...” and “gente as vezes o adultério”. Their mix of anger at injustice and vulnerability, seen in tweets like “mulheres brancas estadunidense não tem salvação” and “amadurecer eh desistir da ideia de comprar um tablet porque você é um pobre fodido”, fits Buckley’s intense, dramatic tone. Last Goodbye captures someone who feels everything deeply, loves obsessively, rants passionately, and lives in a constant swirl of affection, disappointment, and dark humor—exactly the energy their timeline gives off.
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